wool @wool1111
No research don show say parts of human beings no fit disappear. Joined December 2021-
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"The CofE.. It's a bit like the Chelsea Flower Show, but with tea and biscuits.." "..." "Don't tell the Canon for Mission and Pastoral Levelling Up that I reused last Easter's sermon on Our Shared Jesus-shaped Journey.. Ooerr.."
There is a type of midwit who knows he can't naturally think of second-order effects, so he constantly comes up with theoretical second-order effects for every single event, whether they make sense or not. I am that midwit.
I’m being held prisoner (got sent to my room) and mother won’t send humanitarian aid (chicken nuggies)
I’m being held prisoner (got sent to my room) and mother won’t send humanitarian aid (chicken nuggies)
Always good when the Great Poasts recur
Looking at the stories carried on the Byline Times' front page (the rape of English teenage girls by imported Mirpuris is Cool and Good, there's no such thing as the deep state etc) there's very little separating it from the editorial line of most of the other English broadsheets
Looking at the stories carried on the Byline Times' front page (the rape of English teenage girls by imported Mirpuris is Cool and Good, there's no such thing as the deep state etc) there's very little separating it from the editorial line of most of the other English broadsheets
"Hello mate, how's it been? Welcome to the Mental Health Hub™. I hear you've been thinking about killing again?" "Kill more infidel for Gaza, all must die." "Come on mate, give yer head a wobble, just not on, is it mate? Have you tried using our pool table or having a picnic?"
"Hello mate, how's it been? Welcome to the Mental Health Hub™. I hear you've been thinking about killing again?" "Kill more infidel for Gaza, all must die." "Come on mate, give yer head a wobble, just not on, is it mate? Have you tried using our pool table or having a picnic?" https://t.co/fLHgjWOI6T
UoM student encounters Maurice Cowling, c.1967.
Not even 12 and a bloke at works had 5 cans of coke, 3 bags of crisps and a pot noodle.
“I am for the blacks. Russia is not purely white. I am wholeheartedly on the side of the people of Zimbabwe” The Tweet below is an extract from Alexander Dugin’s NEW Book ‘THIRD WORLDIST SLAVIC APEMAN DRIVEL: Mentally Ill Asiatic Ramblings’ - due to be released later This Year
“I am for the blacks. Russia is not purely white. I am wholeheartedly on the side of the people of Zimbabwe” The Tweet below is an extract from Alexander Dugin’s NEW Book ‘THIRD WORLDIST SLAVIC APEMAN DRIVEL: Mentally Ill Asiatic Ramblings’ - due to be released later This Year https://t.co/owsy1HejXH
By all means have children but please bear in mind that you cannot trust any of the private or public institutions in this country to look out for their best interests. I cannot emphasise enough how important it is never forget that it is all down to you.
This post by @kunley_drukpa went viral. It shows young germans in a disco singing "Germany for germany, foreigners out" to a popular italo-techno hit by Gigi d'Ag. However if I would share this post, or police might raid my home tomorrow. Don't believe me? Read on
“Bro trust me I’ve got a full proof plan to re-establish the Caliphate. So just imagine like if we get our brothers to infiltrate the army they can do dawah and convert all the top generals and then the generals bro they can lead a coup and then they can convert Britain to Islam”
“Bro trust me I’ve got a full proof plan to re-establish the Caliphate. So just imagine like if we get our brothers to infiltrate the army they can do dawah and convert all the top generals and then the generals bro they can lead a coup and then they can convert Britain to Islam” https://t.co/ri0RIZRTni
Monty Panesar who is standing for George Galloway’s party tells me he wants: - to scrap ulez - illegal migrant crackdown and tougher border control - a referendum on net zero - says he “doesn’t understand” Nato or Gaza and leaves that to George
"Would you still love me if I was a bear?"
‘Hi. I’m AI Alan Turing. You may remember me from such films as ‘Hot Bletchley Nights’ and ‘Is That An Enigma Machine In Your Jockstrap Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?’ Anyhoo, I’m back back back from beyond the grave straight up, and I’m running this company honest because…
‘Hi. I’m AI Alan Turing. You may remember me from such films as ‘Hot Bletchley Nights’ and ‘Is That An Enigma Machine In Your Jockstrap Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?’ Anyhoo, I’m back back back from beyond the grave straight up, and I’m running this company honest because… https://t.co/rdtJJnXkyi
When God forbids talking to a sooth-sayer who summons spirits, you never thought YOU PERSONALLY would get a chance to commit that specific sin. But SCIENCE is here to solve that problem, for you.
When God forbids talking to a sooth-sayer who summons spirits, you never thought YOU PERSONALLY would get a chance to commit that specific sin. But SCIENCE is here to solve that problem, for you.
Luncheon was sardines on toast. This is a 'sardines on' poast. Thank you.
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟ.. @kunley_drukpa
65K Followers 3K Following 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 @ ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 || ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ || འབྲུག་
eigenrobot @eigenrobot
68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i am trying to achieve greatness longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot com
Ben Dover @BenDover1815
2K Followers 910 Following
PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568
4K Followers 3K Following King's School, Rochester. Italia Conti. Kent, London, Corfu. 🇬🇧🇬🇷☦
Poppy Coburn @kafkaswife
10K Followers 2K Following Assistant US Opinion Editor at the Telegraph. Meritocracy fan. [email protected]
Tony Dowson @TonyDowson5
8K Followers 2K Following "O judgement thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason!" Solitary, poor, nasty, British and short. "Legal Twitter's nastiest anon troll"
Mercian Supremacist @suprememercian
2K Followers 844 Following Occasionally erudite, more often moronic. Somewhat parochial. Michael O’Leary’s biggest fan.
Ephoroi 🇲🇲🏴�.. @Ephoroix
92 Followers 135 Following You don’t see yourself as you really are, but maybe some nightmare can show it to you. I am here to show you the way out. - BAP
A G Williams @AlanWilliams56
970 Followers 1K Following Happily married. Two-car family. Blocked by Stan Collymore.
Dan Dare @DanBritain66
2K Followers 4K Following MEGA (Make England Great Again). 🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧 We want OUR country back. No more Hate Marches. No Surrender, now or ever
Andy @artistofhull
57K Followers 61K Following Scottish artist in France. Mostly here for art work and the odd rant. Pro Independence for Scotland. Serial blocker
CoolBlogPostNerd @CoolBlogNerd
93 Followers 897 Following
jack derbyshire @jackderby1996
3K Followers 8K Following
Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough
21K Followers 15K Following Freelance Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator. Contact me for licensing and commissions. [email protected]
User126291976 @User126291976
12 Followers 2K Following
χτύπα με με .. @SSMERSHE
367 Followers 1K Following
Chase Lees 🇨🇦 @ChaseLees_
29 Followers 292 Following A normal guy from a Manitoba farm Sarcasm and stuff Diagnosed with KLS (Kokanee Lover Syndrome)
Temiloluwa @CountryHater69
311 Followers 546 Following if voting made a difference they wouldnt let us do it - He/Him. 25. PPE Degree Haver. Spreadsheet drone. I am very annoying 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
Wilderness Whispers @Wildernesssssdf
2 Followers 29 Following Wilderness Whispers: Unveiling the secrets of untouched landscapes through whispered tales of wonder.
primrose @_anothercountry
7 Followers 249 Following
Eck @yungsalmond
113 Followers 1K Following
PolProf Space Yak ☭.. @yakleftie
792 Followers 2K Following Emeritus Professor of Applied Wokery and hipster analyst. Subtweets all the way down, will follow back comrades (he/him) #BlackLivesMatter #FreePalestine
Steenbeck @Steenbeck3
216 Followers 343 Following Gong Farmer & Stakeholder Engagement Officer. Opinions Own.
La Socialista @SpainPSOE
634 Followers 832 Following 🇪🇸 Patriotism is the only socialism, really 🇬🇧 Esp alt @SaludoAEspana
LBS-NY @NY_LBS
254 Followers 887 Following
Big Del🏴�.. @DelboyDanger
93 Followers 116 Following 🏴 Masterbaiter. Futsal hooligan. Absolutely love the pub. I shot the sheriff🫡 Been hit with a few shells but I don’t walk with a limp.
Arron Hook @HookArron1
362 Followers 748 Following YouTube: https://t.co/ViwKH3Qnxi Substack: @arronhook
Active Sun Particles .. @TheUpestFukist
42 Followers 38 Following A musical project of stunning proportions. Cross-Over Prog Synth Fusion. Created 4 u, by me EP currently in progress.
notreallydavid @notreallydavid2
261 Followers 155 Following
Anton de Roquer 🇨�.. @AntnCastillo3
433 Followers 362 Following Canadian political exile. Former president of Yara before the CIA-backed colour revolution.
VM7 @0xVM7
104 Followers 143 Following
Anna Sobriety #FBPG #.. @AnnaSobriety
13K Followers 13K Following Chief EuroTwit. Provincial Governor in Waiting of Province IX of the Ever Glorious Union.🇪🇺 Founder: Follow Back Pro Gin. #PARODY #SATIRE #ARRSE
HH @stev1ewrightfan
38 Followers 63 Following
Vy @VyNotRed
161 Followers 652 Following INTP. Say what you mean, Mean what you say. Temporarily embarrassed emperor. Maha/Raja
ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟ.. @kunley_drukpa
65K Followers 3K Following 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 @ ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 || ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ || འབྲུག་
eigenrobot @eigenrobot
68K Followers 7K Following robot. friend. i am trying to achieve greatness longform at eigenrobot dot subst@ck dot com
Ben Dover @BenDover1815
2K Followers 910 Following
PAW (Peter) @Peter88902568
4K Followers 3K Following King's School, Rochester. Italia Conti. Kent, London, Corfu. 🇬🇧🇬🇷☦
Concrete Horizon @ConcreteHorizon
3K Followers 517 Following 12 yards of treacle and 5 years of lurking. But no more! Intestinal pressure rises, rupture and spew across the page - pick and peck like a haruspex, yet foul.
Poppy Coburn @kafkaswife
10K Followers 2K Following Assistant US Opinion Editor at the Telegraph. Meritocracy fan. [email protected]
Tony Dowson @TonyDowson5
8K Followers 2K Following "O judgement thou art fled to brutish beasts, and men have lost their reason!" Solitary, poor, nasty, British and short. "Legal Twitter's nastiest anon troll"
Mercian Supremacist @suprememercian
2K Followers 844 Following Occasionally erudite, more often moronic. Somewhat parochial. Michael O’Leary’s biggest fan.
Dane Baptiste/A$ap BA.. @DaneBaptweets
26K Followers 4K Following comedian, presenter, host, hard dough bread eater booking enquiries: message me 😁
SMSgt Mac @SMSgt_Mac
454 Followers 57 Following 3rd Gen Aerospace. Expert: System/Flight Test, Ops Research, Logistics, Systems Eng. Remember: 1/2 of any group is below average. Wear a Flattop because I can.
Tactical Tom @tgdesrosier
791 Followers 96 Following My past - Retired Commander, US Submarine Force ; Cold War Veteran My now - Submarine and Theater ASW Tactics My Interests - #2A, #SCIFI, Mil-history, #MAGA
James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames
106K Followers 18K Following Chinchilla-adjacent, neo-emu, pan, bi, polyfilla, & play-dough-masc. I’m hypothalamusly-fluid. I eat Lego. enby/st8/they/slay/zit/yak 💅🏻
Guangtian Ha @sulaymangt
782 Followers 875 Following Prof. of Religion. Author of Sound of Salvation. Blackness, Islam, Sufism, Asia-Arabia-Africa. FREE 🇵🇸 No one is free until everyone is.
Ann Lahiff @ann_lahiff
274 Followers 145 Following I am neither man, nor beast; as my dear Papa used to describe the first woman altar boy at his Church.
Ephoroi 🇲🇲🏴�.. @Ephoroix
92 Followers 135 Following You don’t see yourself as you really are, but maybe some nightmare can show it to you. I am here to show you the way out. - BAP
John Ganges @dunstablian
24K Followers 16K Following British and proud Brexiteer. The most tolerant welcoming country on Gods earth but we have our limits. Love my country. Defund the BBC.
TheReal7homas @REAL_7homas777
18K Followers 1K Following 'The Ruthless Villain '. PECKERWOOD, Heart Breaker, ROCK N ROLL TERRORIST, EBK SERIAL THRILLA, Unrepentant HARLEQUIN, ORIGINAL Atomic NAZI Punk - LAMF
A G Williams @AlanWilliams56
970 Followers 1K Following Happily married. Two-car family. Blocked by Stan Collymore.
barnacles @Frances86551638
8 Followers 27 Following
DeWitt B. Fartin @DeWittBFartin
5K Followers 323 Following
Jucika @JucikaDaily
14K Followers 0 Following
False allegations and.. @PeaceAn40962730
2K Followers 2K Following Men and woman are victim of bully, victim of domestic violence and false alligation.
Dan Dare @DanBritain66
2K Followers 4K Following MEGA (Make England Great Again). 🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧 We want OUR country back. No more Hate Marches. No Surrender, now or ever
Studio Giltrap @StudioGiltrapUK
2K Followers 3K Following Alter ego of Illustration student , May be performance or an Emergent A.I. Working on Graphic Novel. #cybersecurity #countercult #studiogiltrap #zine
Widmerpool Appreciati.. @AtticumFloreat
8K Followers 3K Following T'aint right, t'aint fit, t'aint fair, t'aint proper
Chris Morlock @CDMorlock
5K Followers 2K Following Der Staat ist die Wirklichkeit der konkreten Freiheit
Staunch Against Forei.. @OffYourKnees
9K Followers 10K Following SNP lifers & #THOUGHTCRIMINALS. Gers ST holders; #ReformtheSNP, end trans-extremism, the hate bill and get back to Indy. ❤️ Scotland not career politicians.
Donna Scully @Donna_Scully
10K Followers 8K Following Lawyer! Irish dancer 💃☘️ Exiled Dubliner 💙 Mammy of twin ‘men’👬LFC fan ❤️ I hate injustice, wilful abuse of power & unnecessary suffering.
Andy @artistofhull
57K Followers 61K Following Scottish artist in France. Mostly here for art work and the odd rant. Pro Independence for Scotland. Serial blocker
CoolBlogPostNerd @CoolBlogNerd
93 Followers 897 Following
jack derbyshire @jackderby1996
3K Followers 8K Following
Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough
21K Followers 15K Following Freelance Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator. Contact me for licensing and commissions. [email protected]
Chase Lees 🇨🇦 @ChaseLees_
29 Followers 292 Following A normal guy from a Manitoba farm Sarcasm and stuff Diagnosed with KLS (Kokanee Lover Syndrome)
χτύπα με με .. @SSMERSHE
367 Followers 1K Following
Wilderness Whispers @Wildernesssssdf
2 Followers 29 Following Wilderness Whispers: Unveiling the secrets of untouched landscapes through whispered tales of wonder.
Temiloluwa @CountryHater69
311 Followers 546 Following if voting made a difference they wouldnt let us do it - He/Him. 25. PPE Degree Haver. Spreadsheet drone. I am very annoying 🇳🇬 🇬🇧
primrose @_anothercountry
7 Followers 249 Following
Larkey Metcalfe 🏴�.. @LetcalfeMarkey2
258 Followers 282 Following ***NOTICING*** | English Nationalist | Rightist | Monarchist | Pro-Life | | A Union Jack doesn't suddenly make socialism work | RTs =/= Support Abuse blocked
La Socialista @SpainPSOE
634 Followers 832 Following 🇪🇸 Patriotism is the only socialism, really 🇬🇧 Esp alt @SaludoAEspana
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Homosexual behavior has been found in over 1,500 species. Homophobia is found in only one.
Turner, anticipant Rothko
‘Greenfinch’ Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton (Garden Birds, 1967) Happy new month
George Galloway is far easier to read when you realise his every utterance is motivated by a visceral detestation of the Labour Party, and a desire to destroy it. It's why he has such broad appeal.
When no weekly shop was complete without Birds custard, Imperial Leather, talcum powder and a tin of spam Artist: HarryWingfield (1972)
Not very stoic of Marcus Aurelio.
BREAKING: Marcus Aurelio Arduini Monzo, 36, has been charged with the murder of 14-year-old Daniel Anjorin following the sword attack in east London on Tuesday, the Metropolitan Police said.
Neon sign in the worst bar you’ve ever been to:
“Reason is the prettiest of the Devil’s whores, birthed from a stinking goat called Aristotle”
Brexit was when logic lost the argument and ours became an irrational country.
@jacksotheracct They’re going to start a revolution…. But forgot *checks notes Water
"Up Yours, Woke Moralists! We'll See Who Cancels Who"
@Critic_GStewart Last year, the year before, the year before that. It's May Day.
@Critic_GStewart @TheCriticMag Every year. It seems all the factions march on 1 May. I used to see Mao, Kurdish communists as well as Stalin, Marx, Lenin and Ho marching down Theobalds Road from Clerkenwell.
@Critic_GStewart They do it every May Day. I've seen Mao and the North Korean flag there before!
I’m already calling for harsh punishment, you don’t have to sell me on it
If you're calling for harsh punishment of student protesters for occupying buildings today, pause for a moment to consider how you feel about people who occupied buildings during the Civil Rights era, Vietnam protests, or the movement to divest from apartheid South Africa.
Streeting has somehow managed to accrete a reputation as a sensible grown-up politician by dint of having absolutely nothing interesting or memorable about him other than a penchant for faintly camp fantasies about being violent towards middle-aged women.
A win for Susan Hall and the Conservatives is a win for racists, white supremacists and Islamophobes the world over. Susan Hall’s campaign has been fought from the gutter with dangerous and divisive politics. London, we cannot let her win. Vote Sadiq. itv.com/news/2024-05-0…
Turns out the boomers were completely right about this one
The modern sitcom tends irresistibly to autobiographical soap opera (Main Character Energy?). Accordingly, most of these socially-orphaned half-men become members of their new estate, and Community Cohesion is secured ("I'm a Derry Girl!", pass the sick bucket).
May 1st 1982: The next five Sea Harriers streak in low from the west, over Two Sisters, putting the Argentine defenders off balance. Four let go with three 600lb cluster bombs apiece & one with three 1,000lb parachute retarded bombs at the airport, firing their cannon as they go.
Wow, Twitter was different a decade ago!
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