𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM

Who would YOU like to meet? Send photo of you or a friend & for £12 I’ll draw a shonky pic of you alongside person of your choice. https://t.co/ys4zDHEO3b instagram.com/rather_shoddy_… Holywell, Northumberland Joined October 2020

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𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM

4 years ago

My heart just sank when I saw Margaret Thatcher is trending. But it’s fine. She’s still dead.

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4 years ago

These two hashtags are connected, yeah? #BorisJohnsonMustGo

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4 years ago

Tom Malone Sr from #gogglebox in reflective mood #fanart @TheMalonesGB

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4 years ago

Someone wanted their dad to meet The Big Lebowski. They gave me £12 and I did a shoddy job. Who would YOU like to meet, for heaven’s sake? Jesus? Terry Nutkins? Adele? Prince? Prince Harry? Prince Buster? The Fresh Prince?

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Wolfie. 💙🧡💚 @Tpopularfront

5 years ago

If it looks like a spiv, if it sounds like a spiv, it probably is a spiv.

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5 years ago

MAKE every shag a flag with the new ‘Britdom’ #FlagShaggers @TwopTwips

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𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM

5 years ago

This little nobber woke me at 3.30am by drooling into my eye. #thejoyofcats #dirtydribbler

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𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips

13 years ago

CURMUDGEONS. Smiling people can be reminded to frown with the catchy rhyme, "Point that grin towards your chin". (via @smithandmoans)

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𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips

5 years ago

For a chance to win an awful portrait of you or a friend from my wildly unpopular @wouldLTM account, then see if you can guess who is nicking Nick Knowles’ Nik Naks.

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James Stafford @Jamesdestafford

5 years ago

"This is a private road sunshine, it belongs to Horsham District Council"

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𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 @wouldLTM

5 years ago

AVOID getting drawn into the manufactured ‘culture war’ between Prince Harry and the rest of the royal family by simply assuming that they’re ALL entitled nob-ends. @TwopTwips

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5 years ago

#kittens

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𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips

8 years ago

SNOW. For more media coverage ensure you focus on London and the South East. (via @martingower)

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Farage’s Amazon Echo @EchoFarage

5 years ago

@johnredwood What do we want? “Langoustines” How do we want them? “ lightly grilled with a sauce vierge”

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𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 @TwopTwips

5 years ago

@MackGray4 @JuliaHB1 UNSURE of ‘how punctuation works? Just stick a few random ap’ostrophes in your sentence’s and hope tha’t nobody notice’s.

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5 years ago

I had my vaccination last week. Felt fine for a while but then after a couple of hours my eyes went all bulbous and weepy. The morning after, my brain felt itchy. Later that day, much to the horror of my cat, my actual arse fell off. FELL ONTO THE KITCHEN FLOOR.