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Joey, I love the video. But what’s in your car? Did you and your girlfriend (in your sunglasses) get evicted? You can always crash with me dude, just DM me!
Thursday night: the perfect time to rock that mismatched sock combo and nothing else.
Happy Pride Month, a celebration of the diversity that makes us who we are. Today, I'm proud of the distinct curves of my bulge in gray sweat shorts. It’s pretty sizable! And then I think I’m supposed to do a rainbow? 🌈
Cock in Crocs
Wrought havoc on someone’s thread over the last 48 hours and damn it feels good to be cool and right
When you know you shouldn’t eat lots of holiday candy but you just can’t stop with the peppermint bark
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I’ve gotta applaud your effort to get back into the conversation. Jabs at SNL, getting political, etc. Getting close!
I’ve gotta applaud your effort to get back into the conversation. Jabs at SNL, getting political, etc. Getting close!
Very excited to announce that my soul is available to purchase for the low price of $420.69. DMs are open!
God damn right it is
I feel the same way whenever one of her shows comes on. Boring.
I feel the same way whenever one of her shows comes on. Boring.
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