Alan Burstein @xmlsqlblogger
Business Intelligence Consultant, T-SQL Evangelist, blogger, aspiring data scientist with an unparalleled passion all things data #SQLPASS sqlservercentral.com/Authors/Articl… Chicagoland Area Joined August 2010-
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In case you've never seen a SQL Server higher order function: CREATE FUNCTION dbo.Factorial_recur3(@N BIGINT) RETURNS BIGINT AS BEGIN RETURN (IIF(@N<=1,1,@N*dbo.Factorial_recur3(@N-1))); END; GO #fp #function #functional #higherorderfunction
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Just finished this. Good Read. #pvsnp #complexity #nastyfast
Good video about #functionalprogramming #Clojure youtu.be/QyJZzq0v7Z4
Boom! Inline Scalar UDFs! blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/sqlserverstora… #SQLServer #SQLPerformance #pureFunctions
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Article: What You Need to Know about Distinct Windowed Aggregate Calculations sqlmag.com/sql-server/wha…
Very tweet worthy SSC article SQL Login Password Audit - sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQL/1… #SQLServer #passwordsecurity #SecureYourself
Me: anyone feel like their being watched CIA: *they're
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Complete list of trace flags by @mssqltiger aka.ms/traceflags
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Congrats to Cubs owner @cameronesposito and her commitment to analytics, really a blueprint for how to build a team in the modern era.
Nasty Fast N-Grams (Part 1): Character-Level Unigrams - sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally… #sql #sqlServer #datamining text #analytics #MachineLearning
Just read: Introduction to U-SQL and Azure Data Lakes - SQLServerCentral sqlservercentral.com/articles/Azure… #sql #Azure #datalake #CloudComputing
Azure Machine Learning - Your first experiment - SQLServerCentral sqlservercentral.com/articles/Azure… #MachineLearning #Azure #PredictiveAnalytics
My First SQLServerCentral artcile: Nasty Fast PERCENT_RANK - sqlservercentral.com/articles/PERCE… #analytics in #SQLServer, #data #SQL2016 #database
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A #DataScience Declaration + an inspiring quote for #DataScientists: rocketdatascience.org/?page_id=2 #BigData is a vast sea
Another amazing Itzik Ben Gan article: m.sqlmag.com/sql-server/wha… via @SQLServerMag #sqlServer #aggregates #sqlServer2016 #sql #nastyfast
New T-SQL Fixed Width "Splitter" - SQLServerCentral sqlservercentral.com/scripts/set-ba… #SQLServer #SQL #TextMining #strings #SQLperformance
Finally! A T-SQL Translate function for SQL Server @SQLServerCentrl sqlservercentral.com/scripts/String… #TextMining #sqlServer #tallytable #sql
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