CodeArtist @CodingBlackArts

Dad Artist Creator of the self-tuning function #SQL Performance Evangelist, Aspiring data scientist and MVP Specializing in #NLP Joined September 2020

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CodeArtist @CodingBlackArts

4 years ago

Solving NP-Complete Problems Faster Part 1 – Sequence Reduction codingblackarts.com/2021/08/14/sol…

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If you're writing high-performing set-based SQL you need a quality numbers function. The one in this series is the best I've ever seen! #sqlserver #sqldeveloper #sqlanalytics #sqlperformance lnkd.in/eZDrVwP

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CodeArtist @CodingBlackArts

5 years ago

#setbased #fastcode lnkd.in/e3_jEk4

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 8: The Indexed Splitter Function codingblackarts.com/2021/02/04/vir…

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 7: Finite Opposite Numbers codingblackarts.com/2021/01/01/vir…

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 5: The Multidimensional Virtual Index codingblackarts.com/2020/12/12/vir…

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 4: The NTally Table codingblackarts.com/2020/12/10/vir…

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5 years ago

The challenge is on! Community call for creating the fastest number series generator sqlperformance.com/2020/12/t-sql-… via @SentryOne

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 3: The Indexed Function codingblackarts.com/2020/12/08/vir…

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5 years ago

How to find strings longer than 8K in SQL Server (Part 1) codingblackarts.com/2020/11/30/how…

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 2: Unexpected Pitfalls codingblackarts.com/2020/10/23/vir… via @CodingBlackArts

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 2: Unexpected Pitfalls codingblackarts.com/2020/10/23/vir…

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5 years ago

Virtual Indexing Part 1: The Suitably Sorted Stream codingblackarts.com/2020/10/17/vir…

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5 years ago

codingblackarts.com/2020/10/04/per… #sql #MachineLearning #functions

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Itzik Ben-Gan @ItzikBenGan

5 years ago

[Article] Fundamentals of table expressions, Part 6 – Recursive CTEs sqlperformance.com/2020/09/t-sql-…

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5 years ago

PerfML Part 1- The Self-Tuning Function codingblackarts.com/2020/09/18/ber… via @CodingBlackArts #MachineLearning #NLP #combinatorialoptimization

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