Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

“You freckley fuck.” 🐉🥔 New Tristram Joined August 2012

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

a week ago

Got called old because I don’t wear jogger scrubs to work???

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

4 weeks ago

Thank you for your service, Mr/Ms/Xr shooter, can you rally your comrades for Trump?

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly

a month ago

The collective awe as he settled in😭

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Star Slop @starslopped

a month ago

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

a month ago

Played the absolute best game of nine ball in my life. Insane, So grateful for where I’ve been taken. Now to save this as how I come back. Mi Vida. Mi alma. Muchísimas gracias.

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Daddy @usrnwhen

a month ago

girls be like “im shy” then want to be man handled til they're shaking n crying..

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

6 months ago

Jamaican grandma training me called me baby enough, so I’m buying her Panera because I’m whipped

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Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy

7 months ago

Last night I used 4 cameras to capture the ultimate HDR view of the lunar eclipse This 300GB image shows the lunar surface in extreme detail, while revealing all rich color that was projected onto the surface See the full res crop or get a print in the reply to this post

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

7 months ago

I want to build a terrarium SO bad, but my cats are not the kind who allow anything cute to stand.

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Jar Jar Bae🍓🏴‍☠️ @xnumberedwords

8 months ago

Blocked the couple who sa’d me on what I thought was everything, just for the dude to follow me on Duolingo??? What is the logic, you Neanderthal? Ten years later?