Alexander Yellen @yellenesque
I'm a musician. I'm a lawyer. I played Danny Zuko in my 8th grade production of Grease...in Hebrew. I wear Kermit the Frog socks. @yellenesque.bsky.social alexanderyellen.com New York, NY Joined March 2013-
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May is Volcano Awareness Month. We have volcanoes. You are now aware. See you next May.
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
this is the opposite of antisemitism
this is the opposite of antisemitism
I love that Kristi Noem's entire defense is just naming other animals she killed. In two days, she's going to be like "Listen, I invented the penguin-guillotine and I'm goddamn proud of it."
I love that Kristi Noem's entire defense is just naming other animals she killed. In two days, she's going to be like "Listen, I invented the penguin-guillotine and I'm goddamn proud of it."
10pm: “So tired, going to bed” 3am and 356 Wikipedia pages later: “Ah so that's why there are holes in Swiss cheese…”
I mean, you could argue he was
frame everything you never know
To all who celebrate. Happy #NBAPlayoffs (May you hum this forever)
they haven’t answered a Sports & Leisure question yet
they haven’t answered a Sports & Leisure question yet
If the bar is Elon himself, then yes, I agree.
One of the greatest moments in Pentagon history occurred during today’s press conference. @billyjoel
broken clock, yadda yadda...
I went to school with 4 Broops.
I went to school with 4 Broops.
I know there was a lot of “What If Twitter was around during the OJ case”, but boyyyy lemme tell ya, the year before OJ was Lorena Bobbit. Twitter would’ve melted to the ground
Vaxxed? variety.com/2024/film/obit… via @Variety
Make sense. Neither of them could hold a lead in Arizona.
Make sense. Neither of them could hold a lead in Arizona.
Big fucking head plunging the world into darkness. Seems right.
Big fucking head plunging the world into darkness. Seems right.
Oops I did it again 🤭 #TotalSolarEclipse
TheLastAmanda @TheLastAmanda
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WallE @WallE132
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Tom Brennan @Brennanator
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_Solitude_ @Solitude1032741
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Sheaut @Sheaut270108
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Melissa Esq.👩🏽�.. @MermaidSailor
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croptopsandcourtrooms @emiline129
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Amy 🌒🌕🌘 @wdnsday
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255 Followers 2K Following Media marketing and PR agency for the music and film industry. We love our work! But seriously, if you voted for Trump we really don't want to work with you.
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164 Followers 574 Following Southern Girl, New Yorker. Best of Both Worlds. Vanderbilt Grad. Coffee and Football Lover. Excellent Listener. Esq.
Eleanor Cotter @EleanorCotter
412 Followers 4K Following She/her. Writer @MSPNY. Views are my own. Dubliner by birth, New Yorker on purpose. All that doom isn’t going to scroll itself…
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Jessica @jp5836
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babs babble @babble_babs
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344 Followers 997 Following I am a glass half empty woman with a heavy dusting of schadenfreude. Would kill/die for family, old people and kids. Everyone else? Meh...
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Christopher Grigsby �.. @chrisgrigsby
88 Followers 1K Following Flâneur in the manor. I pärt the Red Sea. Still using Firefox in '24 crew. Might call it "X" in nine years. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Christina @CEPapadopoulos
8 Followers 29 Following
Natasha Sokol @nasokol
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Alexander Herman @artlawalex
4K Followers 3K Following Director @IAL_art_law. New book on the Parthenon Marbles dispute out now ('essential reading', The Times): https://t.co/i6bvwPNci4 Own views
Rita @ritae_garcia
111 Followers 385 Following Community Organizer. Climate Warrior. Defender of #animalrights. Real New Yorker. Peruana. Friend of animals everywhere. Opinions my own.
Brett Frischmann @BrettFrischmann
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TeodoorTailor @TailorTeodoor1
15 Followers 108 Following We are an NYC based tailor shop that’s been in business for over 32 years
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498 Followers 1K Following Author of “Operapreneurship” (Routledge 2020). Opera singer, aspiring pilot, INFJ. I teach opera singers to think strategically about their careers. he/him.
Drew Taylor @DrewTailored
6K Followers 3K Following Made Tom Cruise laugh once. Reporter: @TheWrap Bylines: @nytimes @Collider @ThePlaylist. Cohost of @lightthefusepod and @finetooningpod. Author, "Art of Onward"
Snuff Maximus @EddyPrendick
645 Followers 1K Following "It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong." - Brother Theodore
No longer posting to .. @johnarthurkelly
112 Followers 254 Following He/Him. https://t.co/zwxD7NY7zK No longer posting to this twitter account.
TheLastAmanda @TheLastAmanda
1K Followers 928 Following Actor. Writer. Living Kidney Donor. Audience Choice Award Frigid NYC. Young-Howze Theatre Award Best Comedic Performance. she/her
WallE @WallE132
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Tom Brennan @Brennanator
10K Followers 4K Following Former #SpiderMan Editor | Digital/Creative | Comedian | All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us | He/They
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12K Followers 601 Following Founder & Investor | Daily tweets on business, solopreneur, and productivity | Building https://t.co/G6GflwKkTm to 12M/year business.
Richard White @RamblinWreck34
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Baseball’s Greatest.. @BBGreatMoments
55K Followers 44K Following Collection of baseball’s greatest moments from across the internet new and old | Not affiliated with MLB and DO NOT own content
Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX
15K Followers 461 Following Texas Judge, speaker, mentor, storyteller. Tweets are personal--not on behalf of any court, group, or association.♥️≠ Agree. ░L░O░N░G░H░O░R░N░░I░N░░B░I░O░
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10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
Melanie Kalmanson @MelKalEsq
1K Followers 1K Following Commercial Litigation (FL & DC) | @FSUCollegeofLaw Adjunct ⚖️ Rescue Mom 🐾 Blog: @FLDeathPenalty | Bylines: @HuffPost @slate @heraldoped | Views mine.
Legal Style Blog @legalstyleblog
7K Followers 3K Following A web-log on legal style, with a focus on England & Wales. Editor: Mr Elijah Z Granet @ezgranet. E-mail: [email protected]. Also: @TriteLawUK
Lisa Rubin @lawofruby
281K Followers 2K Following @msnbc legal correspondent & recovering litigator; former: off-air legal analyst @maddow, @wagnertonight. Don’t let the pearls fool ya.
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
145K Followers 65 Following Welcome to the Bluey official Twitter account! 💙Follow for updates including episodes, events & merchandise. This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios
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464K Followers 549 Following Get All The Breaking Android News, Google, Tech News, Smartphones, Rumors, Leaks, Reviews, Updates, Apps, Games, Giveaways, Deals, VR, A.I. & More.
Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS
566K Followers 275 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | Critical Care | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 545 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
Morgan L. Stringer, T.. @MoString
10K Followers 4K Following Hot Dockets Author @ S*bst*ck. Legal Analyst of Pop Culture, Disinfo & More. Associate Attorney to Mark Bankston @ Farrar & Ball. Ole Miss Alum.
croptopsandcourtrooms @emiline129
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MrsBougieFoodie, Esq. @mrsbougiefoodie
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Jason Goldman @goldman
900K Followers 687 Following I like the work about the work. Places practiced include: Blogger, Google, Twitter, Obvious, Medium, the Obama White House, San Francisco and New York. (he/him)
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129K Followers 1 Following SCOTUS decisions in simple images | @Simplified_US | Not to be taken seriously
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19K Followers 2K Following Host of the new podcast @parentingjoke, hosted @NPRAskMeAnother, standup, author, storyteller for @TheMoth. Check out my new special & more at the link below!
Why you should have a.. @ShouldHaveCat
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2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Dart_Adams @Dart_Adams
32K Followers 6K Following Bostonian. Past: NPR/Mass Appeal/Complex/Okayplayer Now: Boston Magazine. Author of The Book Of Dart & Instead We Became Evil: A Tale Of Survival & Perseverance
The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
131K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
Brittany Van Horne @_brittanyv
11K Followers 1K Following head writer, good @mythical morning. formerly @tooningout, @adultswim, @thegoldbergsabc, @fullfrontalsamb. rep’d @ 831 entertainment. opinions are my own
Adam Conover @adamconover
276K Followers 2K Following Standup comic, writer and TV host. Creator of The G Word on Netflix and Adam Ruins Everything. Listen to my podcast, Factually!
derek guy @dieworkwear
854K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
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330K Followers 583 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
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Bert @bertsesame
167K Followers 13 Following Roommate of @SesameErnie, fan of pigeons, bottle caps, paper clips, oatmeal.
Chris “Law Dork” .. @chrisgeidner
148K Followers 8K Following Subscribe to @lawdorknews for SCOTUS and other legal news. News tips or appearances: [email protected] Me: Sober. Queer. Bipolar. Buckeye. (He/him.)
kenzi @kenzianidiot
62K Followers 4K Following follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_
309K Followers 172 Following State Representative for District 52. Community Organizer. HBCU grad. On the journey, searching for higher ground. Carrying my ancestors’ prayers.
Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
32K Followers 655 Following chief revenue officer @latitude_legal // left the law to sell stuff to lawyers
Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson
253K Followers 197 Following TN State Representative District 86 • Founder of Memphis Community Against Pollution #votejustinj #justin4justice
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11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
Christina Cress @CressNC
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286K Followers 82 Following Slowing down. Making music as @onnujonuson. Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Previously founder @uenodotco and @annajona
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Do Not Pay NYSCEF Upd.. @DoNotPayNYSCEF
480 Followers 5 Following This account involves no intelligence whatsoever. Following 151427/2023
Wut? I didn't *ignite*... it's not a "debate"... I just asked... Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.
@Marshalbunchofn @RobertFreundLaw Brother, I was laughing all goddamn day
@KathrynTewson @RobertFreundLaw He’s a slacker and needs to join us.
@wolmanj @RobertFreundLaw Smart-aleck answer: because I was instructed to. Actual answer: because it's customary in HI, and because the firm is in NY but Mike isn't barred in NY.
@RobertFreundLaw My involvement in this one is only evident from the typist initials, but I'm proud of it anyway, lmao
10/10 no notes @questauthority
The LA Police Foundation sent a C&D letter to the seller of shirts that said "FUCK THE LAPD." The Foundation said it holds exclusive IP rights to the word "LAPD." The seller's response was succinct:
I'm sorry I can't deal with serious actor Andy Samberg, that is a face that knows who would win a fight between a grilled cheese and a taco.
First trailer for ‘LEE’, starring Kate Winslet, Josh O’Connor, Andy Sandberg, Alexander Skarsgård and Marion Cotillard. In theaters on September 27.
@MladenEdits Film editor here. This is decidedly NOT average. No actual editor on earth would utilize dozens of unlabeled tracks and have it this messy. Unless, of course, they had no idea what they were doing. I suspect someone created this as a gag. So, prospective editors, fear not!
@GianmarcoSoresi I am very confident that I am on the right side of history in encouraging people to defeat Donald Trump by voting for Joe Biden
I do not think the Israeli government cares whether or not Columbia students leave their off-campus housing during a lockdown or not.
Columbia are using the NYPD to place all of their students on house arrest. This is martial law being imposed on the people of New York for the benefit of a foreign government.
The joy that my kids got from having oatmeal for breakfast today...Pesach is a trip.
The best response to opposing counsel’s screed is often well thought out, edited, slept on, and then deleted.
This process might work for some tweet responses as well.
The best response to opposing counsel’s screed is often well thought out, edited, slept on, and then deleted.
Truly no way to not be criticized on this website 😂 obviously I’m extremely bougie and bought a gold plated air conditioning unit from Tiffanys.
he unfollowed with quickness after this. bye bye.
black coffee?
Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
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