Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) @zero2blog
A rather British blog in interesting times. Includes satirical content. zerosquaredblog.blogspot.com United Kingdom Joined January 2017-
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That American man was nasty to me just because I'm a foreigner, insists completely-blameless victim
⛔️ HELP: Police Concerned For The Whereabouts Of Missing Man Nigel Paul Farage. 👇Please like and share this #BrokenNews to help with the search.
As the row continues over Angela Rayner’s stamp duty, she claims she received bad advice from someone who didn’t fully understand the complex issues of tax and finance
We're better at waving flags and being idiots than those flag-waving idiots, insist more flag-waving idiots
Man with German passport refuses to leave UK and never return for £2500
Why, why, WHY haven't I been designated a terrorist organisation? When Philistine Action spray-painted a plane, they got it straight away. How can I become the Nelson Mandela of Portsmouth if they don't lock me up? It's disgusting!
Why, why, WHY haven't I been designated a terrorist organisation? When Philistine Action spray-painted a plane, they got it straight away. How can I become the Nelson Mandela of Portsmouth if they don't lock me up? It's disgusting!
Pretend politician sets out "policies": 1. Let's pay to get rid of illegal immigrants 2. Let's pay to get rid of brown people 3. Let's pay to get rid of disabled people 4. Let's pay to get rid of poor people 5. Let's pay to get rid of you Vote for me!
My diagram, ‘Possible causes of your problems’. Reposting, a year and a bit on, as it still seems relevant.
"We cannot be responsible for all the world's sins." Reform UK leader Nigel Farage responds to Paul McNamara's question on the risk posed by immediately deporting illegal asylum seekers, citing they could face death or torture back home.
Why, why, WHY are Effing immigrants being relocated from a British hotel surrounded by British patriots? What could be nicer than going to a foreign country full of red-faced shouty people waving Union Jacks? Brits pay good money to go to Benidorm, you know! It's disgusting!
Why, why, WHY are Effing immigrants being relocated from a British hotel surrounded by British patriots? What could be nicer than going to a foreign country full of red-faced shouty people waving Union Jacks? Brits pay good money to go to Benidorm, you know! It's disgusting!
In recognition of his achievements, Norway announces that Donald Trump will be the first recipient of the newly-created Nobel Prize for Losers
The best way to negotiate a lasting peace deal with people who can't be trusted to respect a temporary ceasefire is to let them continue fighting the war that they started by invading someone else's country, insists man who claimed he could end the war in 24 hours.
Mayor of Anchorage uses emergency powers to take direct control of police after sharp rise in crimes-per-capita figure
Scotland successfully deports convicted foreign migrant
Don't get me wrong, but why, why, WHY are @Exploding_Heads not posting a video about the state of the men's game? There's just a gulf in class between the goalies and the outfield players. And today feels like the right time to discuss this important issue. #Lionesses
Conflict in the Middle East - who's to blame? USA for dropping bombs? Iran for firing missiles? Israel for...no, best not. Immigrants for invading...err... I know - it's Labour for promising to spend more on defence
Conflict in the Middle East - who's to blame? USA for dropping bombs? Iran for firing missiles? Israel for...no, best not. Immigrants for invading...err... I know - it's Labour for promising to spend more on defence
Other countries' leaders are completely clueless and don't know WTF they're doing, insists world-renowned expert in the field
Competition intensifies for the 2025 Lying Narcissist of the Year award
US Department of Government Efficiency successfully fires man who wasted millions of dollars subsidising exploding rockets and self-igniting cars, stole taxpayers' data and sacked vital government staff
I promise to reinstate winter fuel payments and remove the two-child benefit cap but can't publish my costings, insists man who promised that Brexit would be benefit British taxpayers
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