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What's it like being Snobby without a sense of humor? It's like jumping out of a car without a parachute - You're just an idiot. 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 Restored.. x.com/search?q=(from… Joined August 2021-
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Jokes are funny for everyone involved. Bullying isn't. Learn the difference.
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Beauty sleep: the myth that's been fooling us all into thinking we'll wake up looking flawless!
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I'm not losing sleep over why someone's not talking to me. Life's too short, and I'm too busy being awesome and living it to the fullest!
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Everybody has that 1 ex who doesn't understand that it's really OVER.
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Haters are easy to spot... they'll always chime in with their two cents, even if you're feeling like a million bucks.
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A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata
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Keep in mind if I bend any other way things start getting weird
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If you absolutely must tell me about your colon polyps… bring a puppet
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Cupid draws his bow and aims at my heart Me: you break it you buy it
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How to get your man to quit complaining about throw pillows
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Not now. I’m sipping hot cocoa and counting snowmen.
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Good morning to everyone, especially those who handle soft hearts with care.
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Roses are red Sky is blue I mind my own business So should you.
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My testosterone levels have dropped so much I started watching Bravo
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Have you tried a walk along the boardwalk of your favourite lake town about it?
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