Andy Diamonds @AndyD1amonds
The Offspring had some great hits, and I don't care who knows it! Atlanta Joined July 2009-
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Imagine if Marvel made the Punisher Bisexual. Half of Right-wing Social Media would have to change their profile pictures lest the world know their secret.
Guess now is a bad time to announce I’m going to start an Onlyfans. Anybody want to collab on some hot, Puritan vids?
What if you could hire squards of toughs to secretly vaccinate your family members, they could put shots in umbrellas like the KGB? Like Assassins, but healthy.
Have you ever used a cold bidet on a hot day? Makes you feel like a reverse popsicle
Is it normal that when coffee touches my mouth I IMMEDIATELY need to drop a compost Sunday? ☕️😖🌋
While going on a long vacation Columbus started Gentrification
A LUDACRIS PROPOSAL! Our campaign to bring @Ludacris to Dad's Garage to do short form improv continues! This time we're rolling out the big guns and have a personal message from @colinmochrie So please share, comment, or like and help us bring Ludacris to come to Dad's Garage.
Cop: I ought to choke you out -what did I do? Cop: It’s what you didn’t do -What didn’t I do? Cop: I’ll let you figure it out, and you come tell me -ok Cop: You better be sweating bullets too
It’s disconcerting that upon rewatching The Office I now identify most with Michael Scott. What happened???
It feels like a great time for all of my favorite celebrities to not molest people for the last 15 years.
The chin tuck is where it's at x.com/dads_garage/st…
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Great shows and audiences last night @dads_garage. Tonight I hope to break my record of most consecutive shows not getting local references.
.@colinmochrie is here! We gotta get better at making first impressions. #dadsgarage #atlanta #weloveatl #atl #atlantaevents
Hey @arcadefire One of my friends in Atlanta LOVES you but is fighting cancer. He wants to see you, can you help us? gofundme.com/josh-santamari…
The Rock shouldn't be president. Stop electing celebrities. The only winners will be the MEME economy... and somehow Russia #TheRock2020
I won an award! I want to thank everyone who stuck by me- knowing that one day I would have what… instagram.com/p/BVaQt-bnGKP/
Me raising my children like @ Lucca, Italy instagram.com/p/BUNPIlrBk8v/
I yawn during the most exciting moments of my life. How do explores stay awake long enough to discover stuff?
roo @roobots
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Dr Melei @DrMelei
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Amber Nash @ambercnash
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Dungeon Flippers! @TravisFowler31
4K Followers 287 Following Dungeon Flippers! An indie fantasy real-estate cartoon created by Travis Fowler. Pilot episode currently in production! https://t.co/NjQF4enKlu
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Jena Michetti @JenaMichet7812
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Thaslay @Thaslay111417
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Danny Kossegi @DannyKossegi
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The High Republic @SW_HighRepublic
225 Followers 2K Following Welcome to a new era of @StarWars set 200 years before the events of The Skywalker Saga. The adventures begin August 2020.
Samanta @KeystoneMarket1
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Saul Mtz 🌐 @SaulMtz_19
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Sapsterr @Sapsterr_
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Joshua Quinn - Voiceo.. @MrJoshQuinn
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Lance Rounds @HydraliskKing1
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Ethan Bridges @Ethanbridges34
307 Followers 604 Following Saint Charles North High School|Class of 2021|5’10 190lbs|4.45 40yd|DE/LB/RB/FL/KR/ATH|Class 7A State Runner Up|3 Sport Athlete|NCC commit
Dragomon 🇵🇹🇧.. @Drago0895
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Uncle SD @TheRealEchoSD
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Justin Grey @truegrey
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JustAGrump @gage_edge
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Michael @pliskin007
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sitruscent @sitruscent
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Aaron Kuhns @iAmAaronKuhns
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M4KAY @CupcakeMaca
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Eli @Wizardfingers_
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Tom Rittenhouse @TomRittenhouse
460 Followers 86 Following I’m very nice. Married + kids = back the hell off (he/him)
roo @roobots
1K Followers 930 Following queer cubano | improviser with @dads_garage | Head of Security at Elpha Secure | voice actor | magical girl | He/They @roobots.bsky.social
Amber Nash @ambercnash
41K Followers 627 Following Pam on Archer. Dad's Garage Theatre https://t.co/qqQpmg2gu5
Sean Daniels @seandaniels
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Dungeon Flippers! @TravisFowler31
4K Followers 287 Following Dungeon Flippers! An indie fantasy real-estate cartoon created by Travis Fowler. Pilot episode currently in production! https://t.co/NjQF4enKlu
Matt Swider (The Shor.. @mattswider
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Erik Brynjolfsson @erikbryn
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godforbid @GodforbidTHD
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13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
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Diamond Scrapyard @DiamondScraps
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Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk
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David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111
1.2M Followers 3K Following President- Leaders We Deserve. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. [email protected]
Deb & Trav Beanstalk @wyd_podcast
6 Followers 6 Following A mommy and a son looking for love on an adventure to find Travis (the son) a new step-daddy! All posts are monitored by Debbie (the mommy)
Creative Review @CreativeReview
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Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
373K Followers 10K Following 90 min livestream stand-up shows every week. Pay what you want. Next show is this Saturday April 27 8pm ET/5pm PT. https://t.co/BKsF0cwuKl
Puddles Pity Party @PuddlesPityP
36K Followers 7K Following I'm not for everybody, but I may be for you. #cry #onions
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Joe Jones Jr. Jr. @Iagreewithjoe
2K Followers 2K Following i'm just a boy standing in front of a dank meme asking it to love me
Comedy Artwork Brian @ComedyArtwork
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Colin Mochrie @colinmochrie
402K Followers 1K Following the real Colin Mochrie. accept no substitutes.
Melissa McCarthy @melissamccarthy
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Trump Regrets @Trump_Regrets
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David Harbour @DavidKHarbour
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NASA @NASA
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Badlands Nat'l Park @BadlandsNPS
163K Followers 361 Following Official feed of Badlands NP. Protecting rugged scenery, fossil beds, 244,000 acres of mixed-grass prairie & wildlife. RT/follow/likes≠endorsement
John Lewis @repjohnlewis
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John McCain @SenJohnMcCain
2.7M Followers 370 Following Memorial account for U.S. Senator John McCain, 1936-2018. To support the causes to which Senator McCain dedicated his life & service, follow @McCainInstitute.
Jennifer Paz @Jennifer_Paz
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Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
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Deedee Magno Hall @DeedeeMagnoHall
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Michaela Dietz @whammybah
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Sissy Splaysek @MeganSissyDahl
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Mike Kane @RealMikeKane
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@OlanRogers @godspeedseries HERE WE GOOOOOOO! So excited to have this live! @weareLightfold @HireHeadword
@OlanRogers @godspeedseries This looks incredible and Bryce Charles is the mf truth!!!
We're so stoked about teaming up with @OlanRogers for @godspeedseries. It's gonna be epic, can't wait!
We took home the Shorty Impact Award for Best Single Post for our work on @AmericanDadTBS raising money for @TheTrevorProject! Thank you so much to @TBSNetwork for bringing us on, @fuzzydoor for creating such an iconic character, and thank you @shortyawards for the recognition!
The biggest creative struggle during the holidays summed up perfectly by @BrainHoleSky
@OlanRogers you are really buttering us up with fantastic news. So excited to be working with you on @godspeedseries 🚀 #animation #animationstudio #Godspeed
I married my best friend, but it looks like everyone else did too?! WTF that was OUR thing 🤬
Lukashenka committed treason – he made our country a participant in the invasion of Ukraine. So I declared myself as the national leader of Belarus to protect the sovereignty & independence of our country, represent it in security negotiations & crisis management in the region.
@wsbtv @LoriWilsonWSB "rally and protest" - really? You feckless cowards. Screw you.
Hi this is the liberal lesbian of the family who has been kicked out multiple times for her views and for going to BLM protests to care what happens to me so: Mom: Therese Duke Uncle: Richard Lorenz Aunt: Annie Lorenz
@realDonaldTrump Watching from UK, the world is watching, what an absolute disgrace, that a president has created this, he really should be prosecuted. USA looks like some rouge state, how sad.
@realDonaldTrump Trump should be charged criminally for inciting this!
@realDonaldTrump Look at the hell you have wrought. YOU did this.
If President Trump's Doctor was your doctor, featuring the actual transcripts from Dr. Conley's updates on President Trump's health. #TrumpCovid19
Why does Tucker Carlson continue to misspell his first name?
We made a movie!!!! 🐻🐼🪓@cartoonnetwork @threebarebears @bibbymoynihan @DemetriMartin @charlyne_yi @cameronesposito youtube.com/watch?v=dViAGE…
Sen. Cruz, while I understand you judge people’s intelligence by the lowest income they’ve had, I hold awards from MIT Lincoln Lab &others for accomplishments in microbiology. Secondly, I’m surprised you’re asking about chromosomes given that you don’t even believe in evolution.
As you are speaking as the oracle of science, tell us, what exactly is a Y chromosome?
Goooood morning #tignation! My name is Piper, I’m an Atlanta-based comedian, and I’m thrilled to be tweeting for Tig today! Let’s get this bread!
I have not seen Joker (2019) so I can only assume one of the lines is “You think I’m a Smoker? A Midnight Toker? Well buddy, you’ve got another thing comin’!”
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