Apalled Professor @ApalledProf
Someday they'll thank us. Just this side of Uranus Joined June 2012-
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I already have one of these "i will miss the 1st class bc my court date is the same time. i'm innocent but still have to explain that 50 pounds of marijuana was my boyfriend's and i didn't know it was in the trunk."
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Hey, everybody, how was your summer? Anybody else getting panicked last-minute emails from students with incompletes who had a year to finish their work and the year ends before the first day of class?
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So far, this #DemDebate is rigged in favor of Elizabeth Warren.
OMG, is this state of #highereducation today?
OMG, is this state of #highereducation today?
I like that. I can use that before a faculty meeting.
I checked evaluations. Students need to know that we often recognize their writing even without their name. So here's a shout-out to the asshole who sent me a lovely thank-you note, asked for a recommendation letter, and then burned me in the eval. Bless your heart.
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Hey quick question: how'd Anthony Weiner do in the last election? And where is he now?
Hey quick question: how'd Anthony Weiner do in the last election? And where is he now?
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For once I'm serious. How on earth do you give students hope for the future in the world we're in? #Academia
.@TenureTrackHustle I hear you left a school 3 years into tenure. Did you start over, or negotiate a 3-year tenure? Asking for a friend.
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Student: "It's raining so I couldn't make class this morning." #StudentExcuses
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It's not just that @JoelOsteen is an asshole that has everyone worked up; it's that he's an asshole AND a hypocrite.
I once had a student Skype into the first class from the hospital 4 hours after giving birth. Your excuses don't impress me. #studentexcuses
Oh, you can't come to class Monday because you're studying the solar eclipse? In what time zone? Because it's a night class.#studentexcuses
And if you have to miss the first class because you don't have bail money, I'd rather you drop the class.
It's also not OK to miss the first class because it's the only time you can meet with your wedding planner.
Yes, it's a problem to miss the first day of class, and I don't care if it's because your parents booked the cruise without consulting you.
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So retweet if you are embarrassed by @POTUS.
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