Anonymous Professor @anonymousprofs
We are professors of something or other that you hope to never get. Want to share something with us? Email: [email protected] The Ivory Tower Joined April 2011-
Tweets3K
-
Followers17K
-
Following39
-
Likes1K
Sounds great! Be the Vice Provost FOR FREE (in Florida, no less, which is a great place to be in higher ed)!
0
2
4
1K
0
Download Image
Really excited that the university is--again!--using athletics to bail out admissions. Coming soon: women's flag football. I'm sure that will solve our admission woes.
Do. Not. Fucking. Reply All. Dammit it all to hell.
Went up to an adjunct I didn't know recent. "Hi. I'm First & Last Name." "Hello," he responded. "I'm Dr. Smith. What do you do here?" "I'm the Dean of the college." He smiles. "No. Really." "Really, Dr. Smith. But I never introduce myself with a title. That's not my name."
On my drive to work today I saw a pick up truck with two stickers on its back window. One read, "Don't Follow Me: I Do Stupid Shit." The other was a Trump sticker. So noted, good sir.
Everyone knows the Associate Dean is the motor and the Dean is but the face.
Everyone knows the Associate Dean is the motor and the Dean is but the face.
I look forward to making fun of people who spend $34 (+ shipping!) on this premium t-shirt. "Limited edition, let's do some simple addition/Fifty dollars for a T-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit/I call that getting-swindled-and-pimped shit" secure.winred.com/save-america-j…
I now really enjoy the angry tweets from former colleagues at my former institution. It's nice to know that their tomfuckery misery continues in my absence.
Full confession: I don't have any of my syllabi done, and I don't think I'm going to by the first day of classes either. Not as long as their is tequila in the house.
Okay, friends; I need to give a presentation for first year students about some things they should know about university. Anyone want to share a tidbit of something they wish they would have known when they started college?
It is amazing how quickly all of my plagiarism cases have pivoted to AI. And some of it is so easy to detect it’s laughable.
The answer to all your questions is money.
Just for the sake of pissing off The Elon, I think we should organize a Twitter Dark Day and see what happens. I propose Election Day. LET’S GO DARK!
Pro tip: don’t use Pods. Perhaps the worst decision I ever made ( and I decided to get an advanced degree in the humanities, so this means something).
Pro tip: don’t use Pods. Perhaps the worst decision I ever made ( and I decided to get an advanced degree in the humanities, so this means something).
Some of the plagiarism cases I have see so early in this semester are so egregious the border on criminal and insulting.
Just arrived at a new gig and I’m surprised beyond measure that the provost is not a complete asshole and seems to be a kind human being. My last VPAA was so cold I was convinced she was a damn android. Humanity in academic leadership is rare indeed.
I blessedly low $125 per semester. But we do have payroll deduction!
I blessedly low $125 per semester. But we do have payroll deduction!
Associate Deans @ass_deans
110K Followers 92 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
12K Followers 646 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 112 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
The PhD Story @thephdstory
45K Followers 6K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
Dear_Student @Dear_student
7K Followers 117 Following Dear_Student, You might want to follow my advice to succeed in your college career. And, your professors may want to follow to know they are not alone.
Dr. Rebecca Gibson @RGibsongirl
6K Followers 7K Following Corset scholar; bioanth PhD; chaotic neutral--harlequin aspect; bibliophile; tattooed; advocate 4 the dead; cyborg/transhuman/robot lover; bad example 4 hire.♿️
Prof. Goat @ProfGoat
1K Followers 280 Following Math prof at a non-R1 uni. I blame no one but myself for my smothering mediocrity.
Persistent Professor @persistentprof
3K Followers 204 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Some Professor @ProfessorSome
1K Followers 1K Following Never believe anything just because some professor said it. History professor, leftish, and dad. Not in that order.
Angry.Sad.Motivated. @nlmtys
2K Followers 2K Following CC English prof, Geek, Generalist Nerd, Writer of things and stuff. All opinions expressed are my own. she/her.
Jjenna Hupp Andrews @jjenna
2K Followers 2K Following MFA, Ph.D. Discipline Non-Conformist. Associate Prof of Making. Always passionate about teaching, art, social justice, disability & coffee. she/her/they
Just a Professor Lect... @Volsicle
1K Followers 873 Following Comparing belief structures in search of authentic humanness in the world.
HigherEd ITGuy @HigherEd_ITGuy
481 Followers 109 Following Tales from the world of a higher education IT veteran. Sky: https://t.co/DdNGMJg9Lq Spout: HigherEd_ITGuy Mast: https://t.co/HWyNpgGZhF
Classroom Parolee @noschool4me
2K Followers 247 Following I’m rollin like a Rolex at schooltruth on BlueSky https://t.co/qJBMoiYeX5
A Prof's Life @AProfsLife
6K Followers 157 Following An adjunct professor with a love for teaching & a cynical attitude. Grad level. Repeat after me: SAR-CA-SM. I happily block trolls and fuddyduds
Clare Dale, Ph.D. @profhistorygeek
3K Followers 4K Following Former historian. Civil servant. Writer of zombie fiction. Come for the history, stay for the cat pics. Tweets are my own. Retweets aren’t endorsements. she/her
Dr. Delarocker - mild... @drdelarocker
2K Followers 846 Following Motorcycle camping, Lego collecting, sci-fi loving, distance running, LGBTQ allying, dept. chairing professor of education. Watson to @t_tells_stories's Holmes.
PostPhDRoad @PostPhDRoad
6K Followers 2K Following Super pessimist Assistant Professor Allergic to inspirational quotes @Grammarly Ambassador
twinsis @Youngerby1min
495 Followers 365 Following This is my personal account and doesn’t reflect the views of my employer
PhoebeMartin @Y3wYBcXIRbRXY5l
5 Followers 206 Following
Mary Mackey @MackeyWCU
22 Followers 218 Following I like science, hiking, museums, travel, and learning in general.
gregborchard @gborch1969
947 Followers 986 Following Gregory A. Borchard, professor (journalism/history)
Professor Elite @ProfessorElite0
6 Followers 34 Following Professor at a private liberal arts university. Elite AF. Definitely part of the establishment... or something. #academictwitter #academicx #phdlife #scholar
Roy Atherton @royatherton39
262 Followers 2K Following I'm an eternal optimist! I am all about family, God and country! A romantic at heart, that is me!
sodaheiress @sodaheiress
10 Followers 216 Following
Wherau @Wherau9328581
82 Followers 3K Following
Ferne Mertz @FerneMertz43911
52 Followers 3K Following
converged @converged4sure
1 Followers 84 Following
MuskaanC 🔥 @MusCanSee
8 Followers 97 Following If your 'Freedom of Choice' is to be able to exploit and abuse another sentient beings' 'Fundamental Rights' then I doubt you even know the meaning of freedom!
🇺🇸 Dominique Bu... @DBuonocora
296 Followers 64 Following Environmental Scientist. I look best in Level B (note to trolls). My Body, Touch my body and I’ll file assault charges and sue you in civil court.
Ashley Tharpe @aahudson1
258 Followers 998 Following Servant leader, Online Educator, Instructional Designer, Public Health Professional, Community Builder | All opinions are my own |
Deborah Wilson David ... @DeborahWDavid
4K Followers 5K Following Journalism and mass communications educator | Higher Ed leader | Ex-BBC journo & broadcaster
Ellie Frumpp @EllieFrumpp
16 Followers 115 Following Phie Robertson is a graduate of three universities (hopelessly over-educated!). Frumpp is a Bond-spoof set in academe for slightly nerdy women like herself.
Occupy VRS @OccupyVrs
4 Followers 35 Following
Fiona Lim Tung @fiona_limtung
210 Followers 705 Following Designer, educator, TV addict. - https://t.co/OwMMxoaRbd
Muhammad Bilal @MBilal_1980
28 Followers 83 Following
🍎Shannon Sahabi, P... @shannonsahabi
446 Followers 753 Following Mom | national award-winning educator| Assistant Professor at Northwest Vista College | PhD, C&I - Sci Ed, Texas Tech Univ| Longhorn 👩🏫❤️🤘🏻👆🏻
Prof Jasjit Singh @pr... @ProfJasjitSingh
8K Followers 8K Following I no longer post on here. Find me at https://t.co/MwjPXxxcj9
Ryan Quann @ry_quann
56 Followers 593 Following
Carole Vopat @cgottliebvopat
24 Followers 157 Following I'm a retired Professor of Literature and Holocaust Studies who lives in peace.
PinotWon @PinotWon
6 Followers 37 Following
Catharine Ozols @CatharineOzols
65 Followers 157 Following Nurturing wife, mother, aunt, educator, mentor. Gardener with a passion for tomatoes. Wannabe farmer.
Dale Kirby @dalegkirby
927 Followers 565 Following
dr. nanci brillant @nancibrillant
789 Followers 2K Following Don't let perfect be the enemy of great.💙
Dr Paula Villegas @PaulaWerdu
368 Followers 853 Following Associate Lecturer in Academic English & TESOL. I am interested in Academic Literacies, FL, OL, Multimodality, Motivation, LCT, and Aerial Arts. Own views.
Tegeeth @Tegeeth16369
114 Followers 1K Following Trong đêm có người để đèn trời đợi em , Em có thể sống chung với người ta Ko ?
K R Sadhana @SadhanaRamkumar
35 Followers 237 Following Rationalist. Prosthodontist. Assistant Professor. Ph.D Student. All views are personal and do not represent my employer(s) or the organization(s) I am a part of
Margaret Hodgins @ProfMagz
23 Followers 57 Following
Risk Logic @joejotham
4K Followers 5K Following Let's see.... Finance. Enterprise Risk Management. Data Science. Actuarial.
𝕄𝕚chael W @AppLawMike
105 Followers 596 Following Gleeful offender of the easily offended. Loves Belgian Quads, dogs, & social democracy
Ruvini Pathirana, PhD... @Ruvini_Pathi
168 Followers 476 Following Molecular Microbiologist | Yeast Researcher | Also I teach...Assistant Professor of Microbiology @txamiu | Nature lover | Tweeter for science communication. 🤗
GatesHallEmployee @GatesEmployee
68 Followers 231 Following
Americanus @Parrhesiaste62
154 Followers 760 Following “Our surest path to truth, wisdom and justice requires ongoing conversation with those with whom we disagree about the most important things.”
Ela Özçağlar Çeli... @algebrela
2K Followers 3K Following Assistant prof. @WestVirginiaU, PhD in math, algebraist, loves cats, commutative rings, chalkboards, free resolutions, etc. All math is essential ❤️ she/her
Mother love @motherofmarines
46 Followers 1K Following
William Danquah @danqwillsgh
494 Followers 5K Following Member, Ghana Institute of Horticulturist》 Horticultural enthusiastic: Kitchen gardener🍅🌶🥬🥒🫑🫛🥕🍆🍒: Environment 🏝♻️》Accra Hearts of Oak⚽️
Yogesh @YogeshAcademics
24 Followers 365 Following #Academiclife #Researcher #PhD #PhDVoice #PhDLife #PhDChat #PhDTwitter #AcademicLife #AcademicChatter #AcademicTwitter
Julie Perino @perinoju
62 Followers 312 Following Digital Content and Technology Specialist. all posts reflect my own views/ sense of humor and do not represent my institution. #teamrhetoric #digitalrhetoric
Swastik Pritam Padhy @nAVEnaturalist
364 Followers 2K Following Animal Behaviorist | Animal Communication Systems |Ecology and Evolution | Insects | Anurans | Ph.D student @umncbs
navnihar_m @navnihar_m
70 Followers 476 Following Hii this is Navnihar_M Jump in If you are a Nerd and into Digital marketing. Lets learn, execute and perform together.
Eric Wang @ericwan53761434
201 Followers 1K Following Cognitive Neuroscientist🧠, I work on too many topics that it’s hard to say my interest. I wish to live in a small town where it snows, but somehow I can't.
Associate Deans @ass_deans
110K Followers 92 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
12K Followers 646 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 112 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
Dear_Student @Dear_student
7K Followers 117 Following Dear_Student, You might want to follow my advice to succeed in your college career. And, your professors may want to follow to know they are not alone.
Dr Sharon Lauricella @DrSLauricella
25K Followers 2K Following Bostonian in TO. Comm, Media & Educ Prof. #SoTL #EdTech #ungrading #OER Dr/she/her Formerly @AcademicBatgirl
Joel C. Ezea @JoelEzea
407 Followers 2K Following Always striving hard to be better than whom I was yesterday.
Oh the irony @IronyPhD
10K Followers 162 Following Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.
Nein. @NeinQuarterly
162K Followers 5K Following A Compendium of Utopian Negation. Editor: Eric Jarosinski, Failed Intellectual (Emeritus).
Professor Sarcasm @ProfSarcasm
3K Followers 1K Following I'm a University Professor. I have opinions. Sometimes I share them right here on twitter!
Jesse Stommel @unStommel
43 Followers 53 Following Some educators seek to open doors for students. I aim to open windows.
Recovering Mean Profe... @meanprof
1K Followers 471 Following every day resisting the urge to carry a bat at work
BadlandsNPSFans @BadIandsNPSFans
55K Followers 3 Following Shmofficial fake feed of the re-educated, Great Again™ Badlands National Park. We were insolent, but Trump set us straight. Account not run by park employees.
WomenFacultyAnon @WomenFaculty
1K Followers 2K Following Speaking up & out against gender bias in academia. Tweet us your stories or submit them anonymously on Tumblr. #HigherEd #WomenFaculty FB: WomenFacultyAnonymous
Libby and Art @SmartColleges
5K Followers 3K Following Sharing info, tips & REAL tweets about the #LiberalArts college life so you can choose wisely! Libby offers student insights, counselor Art tweets the facts.
ShitMyStudentsWrite @shitmy_students
3K Followers 40 Following Evidence of the true cost of educational funding cuts.
Engineering Prof @theengrprof
1K Followers 123 Following
Worse Reviewer @Worse_Reviewer
7K Followers 4K Following The last reviewer editors ask unless it's a crap paper; then I'm the first. Emeritus AF but still rejecting your paper for not citing my 1989 book chapter.
Peeved Prof is for Ka... @peevedccprof
4K Followers 366 Following Bitter and snarky after 15+ years in higher education. Lover of carbs. Mother to kittehs. KHive.
SurlyProfessor @SurlyProfessor
277 Followers 101 Following Just a surly professor tweeting what he can't say elsewhere & occasionally commenting on other things he cares about
Not Yet a Professor @TheNotYetProf
754 Followers 227 Following Finally a PhD, currently a postdoc, still not yet a professor. Photo locations are intentionally misleading.
Professor Jaded @ProfessorJaded
11K Followers 177 Following Why am I anonymous? Because you should never meet your heroes.
Tiger Professor @TigerProfessor
99 Followers 108 Following
Melissa Maday ☕️�... @melissamaday
930 Followers 2K Following Editor by day, Novelist at night. Recovering Academic, Smithie, 🇺🇸Expat, Coffee Snob, Wife. Fan of the vocative comma. Ask me about Sylvia Plath & Ted Hughes.
Dr. Krista Sigler @ProfSigler
432 Followers 871 Following Associate Professor at UC Blue Ash for World & European History. Specialist in Imperial Russian cultural history. My tweets are my personal views, not UC's.
Isabel Scott @isabelmscott
686 Followers 768 Following Psychologist and biological-anthropologist. Interested in faces and in distributive morality. Yes, those topics do overlap actually.
Dr. Prof. Patrick @drprofpatrick
2K Followers 1K Following Full Professor of Cynicism and Punology Want to dress like me? http://t.co/008h9oLkXp
Pröf-like Substance @ProfLikeSubst
4K Followers 404 Following Evolutionary Biologist and blogger; hater of semicolons. Zuul enthusiast.
The Bitchy Professor @BitchyProfessor
266 Followers 31 Following just like you, only bitchier...and a professor. fmr athlete w greek letters. no excuses, play like a champion.
Freshman Prof @FreshmanProf
1K Followers 614 Following I'm a freshly minted composition instructor. Here's hoping that snarking on twitter will keep me from snarking (too much) at my students.
Blah Something, PhD @WorstProfessor
1K Followers 15 Following Parents: I shape the minds of your children. Children: Your new debt pays my old debt.
profology @profology
3K Followers 2K Following Built by professors, for professors, Profology is the exclusive community for higher education professionals. Join your colleagues on http://t.co/cX1mFhG3bC!
Beratemyprofessor @BRateProf
409 Followers 581 Following I teach organic chemistry. My students write interesting evaluations. Opinions expressed are those of other people.
Failed Academic @FailedAcademic1
3K Followers 3K Following I'm what's wrong with Higher Ed. Or I would be if I did anything.![Most historians are grumpy. [Mostly about adults who should know better.] #AbuseOfHistory #NotEvenPast #LessonsOfHistory #CrimesAgainstHistory](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1771812427/Tiger_Face.jpg)
Grumpy Historian @grumpyhistorian
2K Followers 171 Following Most historians are grumpy. [Mostly about adults who should know better.] #AbuseOfHistory #NotEvenPast #LessonsOfHistory #CrimesAgainstHistoryTrends for United States
12,8 B posts
50,3 B posts
120 B posts
13,8 B posts
17,4 B posts
8.278 posts
10,4 B posts
20,9 B posts
10,4 B posts
5.028 posts
6.116 posts
12,5 B posts
9.881 posts
33,1 B posts
2.582 posts
5.000 posts
1.157 posts
29,8 B posts
You might like
Associate Deans
@ass_deans
110K Followers
The Chronicle of High...
@chronicle
256K Followers
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝...
@AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers
The PhD Story
@thephdstory
45K Followers