𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

The lighter side of academic publishing and peer review. They're my pages; you are just lucky enough to publish in them. By the way, you owe me a review! Behind A Paywall Joined December 2018

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

It's been a tough week for prime ministers on island countries. Anyone got a good paper on why?

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

"What kind of flowers are those?" "Why, those are every dog's favorite flowers -- peeonmes."

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

< Awaiting the cognitive explosion when Notre Dame joins the SEC >

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

Mutual shaming is its own version of peer review.

Nathan C. Hall @prof_nch

3 years ago

Mutual shaming is its own version of peer review.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

Thank you for your submission "Kleptocurrency." You'll be able to access your reviews once you solve this encryption key within seven tries. Otherwise, your research is mine!

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Associate Deans @ass_deans

3 years ago

The provost is resigning effective June 30 to head up a consulting firm that helps universities and colleges write strategic plans. (He’ll be back on campus next Tuesday to meet with everyone.)

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

I have a colleague who keeps an "enemies' list" -- just like Nixon. Sadly he lacks Nixon's intellect, compassion, and amiable good nature.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

3 years ago

That wasn't an assault. It was a review request.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

6 years ago

"Ha. Hmm." (Horatio Hornblower reviews your research design.)

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 @Ass_Editors

5 years ago

As Hamlet observed, 'There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' This paper is clearly the thing of Shakespeare's nightmares. Reject.