KKBrain 🌻🍅 @BrainBulge
Vaxd&boostd. I have opinions. Sarcasm & satire. Maker, hacker, geek. Navy veteran. Слава Україні.🇺🇦 Lewis Black is my spirit animal. he/him/his etc. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Fort something, West Florida. Joined April 2009-
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AI has reached the singularity and now it's just trolling us.
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3 in your party, but the waitress brought 4 rolls.
He punctuates everything that he mansplains with an explanation point.
You're so veiny. You probably think this song is about you, don't you?
Why do I have *two* bottles of peppermint schnapps? (pours a shot)
When was the last time you had a soda (Pepsi, Coke, etc) in a glass bottle that had been cleaned and reused by the bottler multiple times? I always thought it was very cool to get an older bottle, worn, especially if it bore a design that was no longer used.
Me, trying to get some work done for a change:
Do they put the picture of runway trucks on oil bottles?
"Sir, your money is no good here." "Oh?" "Yes, I can tell it's from a monopoly game."
Does the chili for chili dogs need meat in it? I mean, the dog is meat. Sorta.
I had a friend named Steven. Contrary to popular opinion, he was lopsided.
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Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
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meghan @deloisivete
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A Dad Influence @gbergan
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
336K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless
11K Followers 9K Following Anti MAGA. Love cats and raccoons, horror & punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. ACAB. https://t.co/CXevTXcdj8 https://t.co/M95jw3yx7a
Jason Strummer @JasonStrummer
11K Followers 11K Following Never cruel or cowardly Never give up Never give in 🖤 https://t.co/YW6VLykqwb
name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3
28K Followers 7K Following just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan
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✵°⋆🍭Ɓeɕɕɑ... @charmsblowpop
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Jesse Hare 🐇 @RancidGinger
23K Followers 10K Following I wrote a smut novel about reanimated corpses, called Fuckenstein. (I just looked that up, it’s an actual movie, I’m dying! 😂)
☠️Daddy Bones☠�... @UpBeatSkeletor
26K Followers 16K Following Got a couple kids, couple ex-wives. In recovery. Sober since 7/18/22. Believe in second chances. #LGBTQ ally #BLM 😈MUFC😈 #sober 🔥Post Malone🔥 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸
The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller
246K Followers 122K Following ALWAYS YELL THE TRUTH. Lifting up voices and shining a light on injustices in Tennessee. (@thetnholler on Blue Sky)
Daveastated @Daveastated
7K Followers 1K Following Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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Annie @a_wagner46
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Reeve @Real_elon2323
478 Followers 2K Following Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Josh Marietta @josh_marie93625
407 Followers 3K Following Claim Representative In the Ongoing X IRA Benefits Grant Jackpot Promotion Program.
Ashley @bami_namazu
445 Followers 2K Following “I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.”
Jennifer R Davis @PhilipsW39198
37 Followers 329 Following One life, one chance. make it count! let's take on the world and make a difference, one day at a time ❤️
X_(Fan) @StK1072455
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@Barphbie ™ @Barphbie
5K Followers 2K Following I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head . . . . . I'm quite busy. Oh. . .btw. . . fuck trump and his cult of diarrhea stew. 🖕💩🖕 no MAGAts
Brirqqalb @Brirqqalb8343
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Jim belushi,s farm @belushifarm78
1K Followers 7K Following The Official Page for Belushi's Farm Oregon. We ship all over the United States. Send us a DM here on X to place your order
Kraken’s Mathemat�... @somethinsomethi
398 Followers 698 Following Christian, hubby, dad, lawyer. May every day be the worst day of the rest of your life. Twitter is a live action MMORPG. Tweet qual inversely related to BAC.
Casper Marvin @MarvinCasp31105
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Evenly In Space 💍�... @Voordatkdoodben
287 Followers 7K Following Protecting @elonmusk online presence from impersonators is my top priority, leveraging my cybercrime expertise to safeguard his digital identity. 🤖⛔️🇺🇸🚀
Ivy Camilla @TasiaO0821
567 Followers 2K Following No soliciting, and don't ask me for gift cards!❌ I invest in coffee and naps. Portfolio’s full, thanks. ☕️💤
Rohit @Rohit_reinhart
62 Followers 800 Following The lips of wisdom open only to the ears of understanding To summarize. Knowledge is like the flow of a river!!🕎🇮🇱 🇺🇸
Jadon McDermott @mcdermott_85871
28 Followers 2K Following
Stoyffi @StoyffiyrYaXx
31 Followers 2K Following I see that all living beings are grass and trees, but you are the green hill
Denise Brook @MuddySister
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kai @Musk6884
512 Followers 2K Following Son Of Elon Musk thanks for your Unwavering support for My Dad Love Y'all. 🚀🇺🇸❤️
Lillian Johnson @LillianJoh14176
38 Followers 209 Following
Josephine Johnson @JosephineJ41384
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たのむらかなえ @Eloracu96064
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💙 Rachel 💙 @AlvaRachel64
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Addison Jones @AddisonJon49457
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ana fredrick @anafredrick77
271 Followers 3K Following Be you and yourself even it’s hard time add joy and hope to your strength whole world will be yours❤️
𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭�... @BadAssBritttt
49 Followers 1K Following I'm single and ready to get anxious around any people that would be attractive. 💕
Rose Rose @RoseRos37735262
9 Followers 397 Following
SophieEcho @Suwouk865
14 Followers 2K Following Smile is my best business card, sunshine is my strongest background.
grace @Cherries_YTTT
220 Followers 161 Following I like listening to music, drinking coffee, practicing yoga, and playing golf. Is there anyone with the same hobbies?
Kath Les @katLesArts
387 Followers 5K Following Illustrator/Digital Artist 🎨Available for Commissioning Fantasy books lover✨
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
51K Followers 880 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. 🖕🏻🍊 (she/her)
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�... @Crazy_ButCute2
264K Followers 13K Following I lift things up and put them down. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ Lupus/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯
Devin Nunes’ cow �... @DevinCow
582K Followers 132K Following after five long years, he’s still suing us. it’s expensive! if you can help, thank you! https://t.co/WZVbh1yDKs
Beau of The Fifth Col... @BeauTFC
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Angela Belcamino @AngelaBelcamino
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inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
20K Followers 6K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
meghan @deloisivete
22K Followers 3K Following surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
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Midge @mxmclain
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A Dad Influence @gbergan
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.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
336K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Maddy 🌨️ @MadHatterMommy
26K Followers 4K Following give your smile and let that be enough https://t.co/IdtiajTUxF
God Is A Tulpa @kristy_clueless
11K Followers 9K Following Anti MAGA. Love cats and raccoons, horror & punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. ACAB. https://t.co/CXevTXcdj8 https://t.co/M95jw3yx7a
Jason Strummer @JasonStrummer
11K Followers 11K Following Never cruel or cowardly Never give up Never give in 🖤 https://t.co/YW6VLykqwb
Late to the party Lau... @ericamorecambe
5K Followers 1K Following I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early? On IG and Bluesky with the same name.
Avatar 👉🏽 @back... @BackAvatar
20K Followers 15K Following Still rebuilding. #BlueCrew 🇺🇸 #Resister, Stage 3 warrior 🥷 Proudly 🏳️🌈Like my tweet & I ❤️ you. IFB, Boricua🇵🇷#
old dub @culle18352
65 Followers 306 Following
Ben Smith @BSmithBenS
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Kraken’s Mathemat�... @somethinsomethi
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@Barphbie ™ @Barphbie
5K Followers 2K Following I might look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head . . . . . I'm quite busy. Oh. . .btw. . . fuck trump and his cult of diarrhea stew. 🖕💩🖕 no MAGAts
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cats with threatening... @catshealdeprsn
1.2M Followers 98 Following Get your daily dose of cursed cats 👺. i don't own any content. all rights belong to owner. Dm for credit/removal
Topher @topher_crux
3K Followers 2K Following You know me, I like things better when they’re unnecessarily complex and convoluted. Raising spirits and heart rates. ░I░n░s░a░n░i░t░y░i░n░b░i░o░
Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain
17K Followers 3K Following Writer: RITU IN THE SUN (Random House, 2026), STREET PUPPY MASJID CAT (Little Bee Books, 2025), THE FEAR FACTORY (Holiday House, 2026), Rep Dr Stender @triadaUs
💙 Rachel 💙 @AlvaRachel64
10K Followers 10K Following END RACISM NOW #BLM #TransLivesMatter #Agnostic #ExJW https://t.co/Hd0M6Zglwh PODCAST https://t.co/IneNkFUs7u
Pamela Kaval - Author... @KavalAuthorActs
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R. Saoirse @razzli_
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No Context Cats @nocontextscats
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Turnbull @cturnbull1968
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Dr. Cole #Resister @1drcole
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Shannon @gardengirl125
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