BumTree @Bum_Tree_
A Bit Like Ebay But With A Higher Risk Of Being Kidnapped And Murdered Joined July 2014-
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FOR SALE Frog with a large todger £20 Would swap for a hedgehog with massive tits figurine or similar. Buyer collects.
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LANDSCAPING £15 an hour no job too big or too small.
FOR SALE Nintendo switch £125 . No offers
FREE Taxidermy deer head , I just want rid. Buyer collects.
FOR SALE Guard Log £50 Fully trained guard log, excellent deterrent, good with kids.
Goatse lead and glass window hanging ornament. FREE to collect, I just want rid.
Mens jeans size 34/36 worn once on a night out. £15. Buyer pays postage.
XL Bully for sale. Fully vaccinated and chipped. Next doors kids are terrified of it, any offer considered I just want rid.
Robot vacuum cleaner not working £20. Easily fixable for someone with the right know-how.
Pubik’s cube £10 perfect for a Christmas stocking filler. Can post. No offers.
Kittens for sale £20 ready now. Mother can be seen.
FOR SALE Cuddly bunny toaster £20 perfect for Welsh rarebit. Can deliver if local.
Plumbing and electrical, no job too big or too small. No call out fee. Free quotes, quality work guaranteed.
Bollock necked chicken FREE to a good home. I just want rid.
BBQ FOR SALE £20 buyer collects. No offers.
Ball bag teapot, spout drips a little after use, £15 no offers.
Cleaner for hire, £12 per hour. Barnsley and local area. Please ignore the wet spot on my underpants, as I have for the last 15 days.
Rabbit for sale, perfect pet for the kids, or a delicious meal. You decide, £3 a pop.
FOR SALE, £500, exotic rare parrot , already talking. Hand tame, beautiful plumage.
D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D
149K Followers 452 Following A Peek Into The Weird World Of Animals. I AM not David Attenborough…this is a parody.
Tha Fackin Daddy @ThaFackinDaddy
80K Followers 374 Following I saw nothing sir!! #Wallop (of course its a FACKIN parody you soppy basturds!! Real Ray's is no longer on twitter, so i'm all you have. right!!
Floozie Biscuit @FloozieBiscuit
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Modern Toss @ModernToss
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Tom @SpoonsTom
15K Followers 2K Following Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://t.co/yrrvOLSRK9
Craig Deeley 🇪🇺... @craiguito
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Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav
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Parody Ross Kemp @RossKemp6
20K Followers 2K Following Correspondent on war, gangs, politics, sport, investigative journalism. Exposing talentless greedy celebs. This is a PARODY account expletive behaviour.
payro🔥🤟🏽 @payro721572
0 Followers 25 Following
Rough Edge Trading @RoughTrading
133 Followers 74 Following Long time sports trader, by no means an expert but work hard to keep strike rate high and losses minimised (which is the secret to trading after all).
drainage engineer �... @TomYoungma23710
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Tynesider @stinky_mitten
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LaraSeymour✌️💔... @LaraLovesCrows
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S0PHlE 💙 @Sophie_Brewer
109 Followers 302 Following Half marathon: 1hr 56min. VMLM: 4hr 57min. Ultra marathon (50km): 7hr 15.
Simon Attwood @curlydisco
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Alberto Kuranga ⚔�... @StanceNice27053
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💄 𝓒𝓻𝓪𝔃... @crazymama_bitch
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Nicholas Blyth @VinceTheMincer
4 Followers 31 Following
Efren Glover @EfrenGlove76304
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38 Followers 206 Following
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5 Followers 28 Following
John Wolstenholme @JohnWolstenhol4
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🐼💛Nouvelles Pan... @ItsPandaSteve
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Miffy @miffythegamer
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thirsty Twinks @BoiisMelbourne
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Steve Baker @superstevebaker
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chilli sauce salad @payn1066
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MAP_Hanger @RtccF29316
124 Followers 1K Following Cartography mounting afficianado. My humor is darker than Bill Gates soul. I am not your brother Senny. I don't have a sister. FOAD
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63 Followers 346 Following
Tom Shanks @Tom_Shanks
813 Followers 3K Following Unreconstructed Cakeist. Doubting Thomas. Owner https://t.co/E00U2aXAk9 Pic👆🏻is Malcolm McLaren’s grave. Pin👇🏼 is ❤️ for John “Mad Jack” Mytton. VSOP
Andy @andyfisher1970
44 Followers 334 Following
Matthew in CI @MJDHGsy
823 Followers 2K Following Lover of all things countryside. Country Sports. Cocker in training.
Kevin Easton ⚔️ @KevinEaston11
35 Followers 223 Following Once threw a scrunched up ball of paper into the bin from 9 ft away. Whooped and did a little dance. It's all been downhill from there....
Sassy Sojourner @boadicea1804
872 Followers 4K Following
TazWilTraveller @stoic008
24K Followers 24K Following TRAVEL, Rugby, Boxing, Adventures, MotoGP, M/Cycle & few Tattoos + A Sense of Humor = ALL CAN GO a LONG WAY https:// https://t.co/NnUleHZZDb
An Unknown Pleasure �... @TheLedge71
797 Followers 2K Following Human League, DM, U2, New Order, Joy Division, Cabaret Voltaire, Duran, Mission, Sisters, Japan, Sylvian, Suede, Placebo, FLC, Vinyl Junkie, Blade and much more
Ademola Rasak @Rahpzkidnet
30 Followers 204 Following please follow up and like our interesting videos
Claire @ClaireT94857688
64 Followers 133 Following
Daniel Fairclough @DFairclough29
4 Followers 116 Following
Colin Taylor @ColinTaylo87740
18 Followers 21 Following
McNeyse @McNeyseI46n2
16 Followers 454 Following
Aaron Hileman @hileran
8K Followers 8K Following MAGA, Ammosexual, Husband, Father, living life in zip code: E-I-E-I-O.
Luvmechanix @Luvmechanix1
1K Followers 3K Following Dog rescuer. Vegan curious. Reluctant Republican/Libertarian . . I try to be the man that the boy wanted to grow up to be.
D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D
149K Followers 452 Following A Peek Into The Weird World Of Animals. I AM not David Attenborough…this is a parody.
Viz Comic @vizcomic
304K Followers 2K Following We're calling it a day here. We've gone to https://t.co/FxBTAXFxSq if you fancy it.
Tha Fackin Daddy @ThaFackinDaddy
80K Followers 374 Following I saw nothing sir!! #Wallop (of course its a FACKIN parody you soppy basturds!! Real Ray's is no longer on twitter, so i'm all you have. right!!
Tom @SpoonsTom
15K Followers 2K Following Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://t.co/yrrvOLSRK9
Craig Deeley 🇪🇺... @craiguito
19K Followers 7K Following I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour
20K Followers 441 Following I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day - turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire; total fucking waste of 80p. (She/her)
Absolutely Chavulous @AbChav
15K Followers 206 Following As #AbsolutelyChavulous as Kerry Katona eating a greggs sausage roll while watching Jeremy Kyle
Boneshaker baby @Micky_boy_69
360 Followers 401 Following
Earthworm Trust @EarthwormTrust
1K Followers 57 Following Dedicated To The Rehabilitation Of Orphaned, Injured And Mistreated Earthworms...We Never Put A Healthy Earthworm Down. Contact: [email protected]
Neil Gervis ⚽️�... @millergerv
386 Followers 722 Following Parkgate f.c. supporter, Rotherham Utd fan. Bit of a retro car nut too!
WomBat @WomBat21204089
966 Followers 396 Following Hapa, cares about the planet and loves animals 🐾 Farm murders in South Africa #FarmMurder Vulnerable minorities in Iraq and Syria 🦚✝
Far Righteous Freddy�... @ElCapitan_Chaos
3K Followers 2K Following Twitter Final Boss. Has great Genes.
Jean Claude Vaaldamme @vaaldamme
5K Followers 3K Following Primarily makes fun of parking violations, politicians & happy birthday wishes. If you lack a sense of humor, please do not follow me.
Stosh Boebeck @Toranaga_
280 Followers 388 Following 🇺🇸🏴☠️🇮🇱 🦅🥷🐤🧜♀️ ✝️✡️Hypernikomen✡️✝️ Siobhan🇮🇪 Maranatha - The Lord is coming, Yinzer
WindlePoons (PJ) @WindlePoons76
2K Followers 3K Following Second hand meme dealer. Something old, something new, something borrowed and nothing blue. https://t.co/qsmD5x8CCc
H81🏴�... @markharry971
418 Followers 707 Following
Duzza LFC-20 Times @StuartLFC
318 Followers 2K Following Production Planner for SA Brain Brewery Cardiff and supporter of Liverpool FC YNWA
Damien Robitaille @damienrobi
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LiveFight @LiveFight
7K Followers 1K Following We take the sport of #boxing seriously, but never ourselves. A roving engine of poor takes.
Robert Watkins, LEGAC... @BobbyTheSherpa
579 Followers 538 Following Guilty of letting positivity run my life. Father of Daughter. Don't be a victim; overcome EVERYTHING. 1A & 2A. Unapologetic. History is rhyming again. ☕🇺🇸🫡🙏
en_juh_near @en_juh_near
22 Followers 96 Following
TC @cuddy_tc
24 Followers 363 Following Never waste energy on worries or negative thoughts, all problems are brought into existence– drop them
Not mad but.. @JaYWick123
2K Followers 4K Following Me & my Mutt, bad spellers of the world untie, hate the Tories (that's a prerequisite / order) #sunlituplandsmyarse #toryscum #ToryCorruption
Mart @martc72
10 Followers 993 Following
Joe Cook @tuba_joe
537 Followers 485 Following IB Maths and Science teacher. Tuba player and conductor. Geneva performing artist. Beer taster, crap skier, dart player and motor enthusiast.
Ian C @Ian_DH6
61 Followers 329 Following
THE Leather Specialis... @ChloeWildcard
207 Followers 258 Following Put something good they say, so here goes... I’m shit hot at restoring leather cars/chairs/bags/boots. Love dogs/field sports/ anything apart from Vegans
Rob On The Ranch @XRBob
76 Followers 75 Following NQ Cowboys, Philly Eagles, West Coast, Heat. Host of On The Ranch. https://t.co/90ni4BPVDP
DAVID @ZVYZS
182 Followers 2K Following
Rory (Not a tory)#Sao... @ferretto
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Stephen ward @Stephen33238256
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Russ Schofield @RussTangSally
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174 Followers 375 Following
Sy Scott @syscottyboy
144 Followers 439 Following Don't mean it if you don't say it, Bertie McLiquorice,are all bananas vegan?
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Stanley Ogden @McaleesJohn
3K Followers 1K Following sod the politics etc.etc only here for a laugh and a joke. and some twisted laughs
Mark ☕ @MarkTreanor10
651 Followers 2K Following
Mike Pye @pastieman69
481 Followers 1K Following Arthriticky Grumpy Bloke, Scouser, Biker, VW T4, Gamer, Evertonian. May contain nuts.Uplay/Steam/Bungie# Pasterfarian https://t.co/QbVTubMwXN
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181 Followers 447 Following 1" short of 6ft, sand melting, pedal pusher, soap on a rope OG
MhaMac @Jamma_boppins
993 Followers 1K Following My daughter deserves the best in life, so I left an abusive partner. Our children deserve a better future. Time for Scottish independence! 🏴
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267 Followers 262 Following He/Him/Idiot. General buffoonery. Sometimes grumpy, sometimes funny, mostly friendly. https://t.co/X0v5ERdGZH
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