Laura W - Wicked Witch of the South @BumpstockBarbie
Christian. Goth TradWife. Mom. Conservative Rage Curator @TwitchyTeam. Host of ‘Front Porch Forensics’ (@FP_Forensics) & Director of Marketing with @KLRNRadio.twitchy.com/author/laura-wJoined August 2015
Good morning and happy Friday!
It’s another super busy day for me, but instead of a meme this morning, can y’all help me identify this demon that the kids discovered yesterday down at the creek??
It’s HUGE, so I’m thinking some type of wolf spider, but I’ve never seen one that…
Leftwing activists: 'We know there's a genocide is Gaza because the experts agree there is a genocide!'
The experts: 'We know there's a genocide in Gaza because all international authorities report a genocide!'
International authorities: 'We know there's a genocide in Gaza…
Such a fun night tonight!
We ate until we couldn’t eat any more, laughed entirely too much, and the kids put on a gymnastics show!
Now I’m beat and I’m going to lie down 😂
What’s funny is that Jacqui is the one who does this. My screenshots are only in response to her constantly commenting or QTing me from behind a block.
God bless her, she thinks that’s what “yes I am” was responding to.
It was saying “yes I am using you to speak God’s truth.”
Whatever you prefer to call me is irrelevant to that.
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Still #WithDeSantis.
Politically homeless.
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Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.
"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.
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13K Followers 5K FollowingConservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane.
Still #WithDeSantis.
Politically homeless.
░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
29K Followers 9K FollowingTypo otfen | I don't like most people | occasionally amusing | sorta Libertarian-ISH | my PFP is me, it is old but I still have that great hair. | #Ravenclaw
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Meme Sommelier
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam.
"Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius"
11th plague of Egypt.
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2A shall not be infringed.
Have boat/will travel.
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I crack a lot of smart ass jokes.
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French + English + Spanish
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