CRAP Advertising @CRAPAd
Experts in advertising, synergy, empowerment, globalization, win-win outside the box streamlining and buzzwords. crapadvertising.wordpress.com Madison Avenue, New Jersey Joined August 2011-
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We made it to the finals. That's a first...Vote for us anyway! It's the video right in the middle labeled 2005. thebigadgig.com/voteforvideos.…
Why do they call it copy if you can't just take some lines from other ads? C'mon!
So a bleed mark is a reference line for the printer? We assumed our Art Director had to autograph his work in his own blood. Our Bad, Tommy.
We made history, now you can make our future - give our video a like and we'll stop calling and hanging up. thebigadgig.com/voteforvideos.…
Dear clients: Yes we have awards. No you can't see them. They're not here right now.
We're almost at 15 followers. Our Klout score is wrong. They don't take into consideration homes with more than one computer or something.
Ambient advertising is when you take 2 Ambien pills and try to stay awake while writing copy, right? Because that's what we've been doing.
Pressure makes diamonds. Unfortunately, we fold under pressure.
The key to a good commercial is running it back- to-back tinyurl.com/3ardfcr
The key to a good commercial is running it back-to-back tinyurl.com/3ardfcr
You know, ever since the power went out last week. We have a pretty good excuse for why our VHS player is flashing 12:00 all the time.
Our clients keep asking for ROI. Who the hell is Roi and where can we find him?
Hey @TheBigAdGig, how do we sign up as partner for next year? We need some juniors to Photoshop logos bigger without pixilating them.
Why is @twitter's first real commercial so #crappy? bit.ly/p4RJkN
Our neighbor secured their wireless network. How rude. #WeNowWorkFromStarbucks
We store everything on floppy disk. Laser disk is too expensive, that's why...
Spread the word, fellow CRAP enthusisets - We've found our first YouTube video promotion all the way back from 2005. youtube.com/watch?v=V0tXo5…
When selling a product that has no unique value, make standard ones sound fancy (i.e. don't say speedometer, say electro-luminescent gauges)
We just heard that there's a huge party in October called Advertising Week 8. What the hell, everybody! Why wasn't CRAP invited?
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