fruit stand confessions @CSCODE_
Just a fruit stand technician trying to get through the ambiguity. Not affiliated with the big . All opinions are my own. Joined October 2021-
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i would simply cancel my pre order 😭💀
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🇵🇸 Elon Musk should provide StarLink to Gaza.
I just went to call Apple care and for the first time ever I had to look up the number… I never thought I’d forget that number. Time does heal some wounds.
By the way I quit, but I’m back to have some fun….
Have I been shadow banned? Is that a thing on twitter? @elonmusk pls explain
Talk of the town is that another person from my store has gone through the ringer in HR in relation to sexual misconduct with another employee. However has been asked to resign rather than being called out for their disgusting behaviour/actions.
I need to know if Balenciaga’s retail employees are quitting or what?!
I’m tired of trying to exceed expectations. In my next review I’m aiming for ‘expected more’.
Customer: so is the problem with my phone software or hardware related. Technician: well… you see… it’s dynamic island.
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Now this place has me doing Lead Genius training as a TE. Bruh I’m quiet quitting.
PSA: if you bring your AirPods to me at the GB i WILL send them to depot.
I am a spy kid. Stfu.
Pinning this because I’ve been asked 45 times today what the new words are.
Yesterday I walked out of work early for mental health reasons and was told if I need the next day off to let them know. Today I called in to ‘let them know’ and I was given a warning for calling too late before my start time. I’m now mid panic attack.
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