Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

I'm not allowed to eat hotdogs at the mall if my wife isn't there to supervise me. Joined April 2013

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Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

3 years ago

Referring to my 9-months-pregnant wife's belly as the "circle of life."

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3 years ago

imo there are two good places to get sunglasses, and these are, in descending order: -found on the ground -job fair, or other such swag booths

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3 years ago

What on earth do they do to make the noodles so hot at Wok Box, Thai Express, etc. Never in my life have I prepared food that was still so scalding 18 minutes later.

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3 years ago

"Wearing sunscreen is the worst way for your skin to feel - except for not wearing suncreen." -Winston Churchill

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3 years ago

What fool named it a 'double IPA' instead of a Dualipa

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3 years ago

very normal world where Las Vegas means 'The Meadows' and Nevada means 'Snow-Covered.'

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Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

3 years ago

So wait, Sam Gamgee's dad was the head electrician on the movie set? How is that not a continuity error?

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Joe Cutrufo @JoeCutrufo

3 years ago

Ask not what your president can do to bring down the price of gas. Ask what your mayor can do to make it possible to get around without a car.

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Kirsten Morry @kirstenmorry

3 years ago

I hate all the AI prompt posts, they’re never funny, please stop

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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife

3 years ago

To great uncertainty and controversy, in 2007, Ljubljana closed 12 hectares of its city center to private cars. Just 40% of residents approved. A decade later, no less than 97% were against reopening to motor traffic: “None of us can really imagine cars ever staging a comeback”.

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Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

3 years ago

Hey remember that time the Dutch transformed their transportation systems to get people out of private automobiles so that kids would stop dying & the environment could be preserved, but gave up as soon as they realized this would require that some drivers would be inconvenienced

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3 years ago

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Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

3 years ago

Being 31 and having matured a lot over a decade of adulthood is cool but there's a small part of my brain that still trips up occasionally and goes like "who even goes to high school anymore. it's not 2007 bro, grow up."

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3 years ago

There are two types of people in the world. If you hoard a random assortment of coins until it's about 4L/1gal, you estimate it will probably be enough to buy you:

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Fairly Tubular @Cheesefurter

3 years ago

Dear candybar chocolate makers, Please make a real dark chocolate. None of this wimpy 55%-60% half-assed baloney. That is still candy and what I asked for was dark chocolate; I mean 80%+. If you're going to do it, do it, you cowards. Sincerely, Online Nutzo

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my name is ace pinball @acepinball

3 years ago

I would love to be at a Blue Jays game walking to my seat with a plate of nachos and beer and get drilled by a foul ball that spills the fake cheese all over myself so that I can see myself on tik tok whenever the algorithm senses I want to see someone else with no dignity.

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3 years ago

1) The only reason the ECF MVP award shouldn't be the LeBron James Trophy is he's currently an active player 2) This award came before creating an Offensive Player of the Year award. Embarassing. 3) Both ECF trophies are named for legendary Celtics and guess who wins em first lol