Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

I'm your orange beacon of hope! Comedian (JFL Originals 2021) Improviser (Winnipeg Improv Fest 2018) Producer (Braxton Comedy Festival 2017-2019) srslymikehammond.com St. John's, Newfoundland and L Joined February 2020

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

It's that time of year for everybody's favorite game SPOT THE SHITTY WOLVERINE!! #HappyHalloween #Wolverine #Marvel #JustJokes

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

Don't sin. Pay me

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

Got this commisioned for my gf for her birthday. @eaxford @brennanlm @dimension20show #boyfriendoftheyear

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

Ah yes. Too immature to choose for herself, but mature enough for a life sentence of taking care of someone else. Florida logic.

Carol Marbin Miller @MarbinMiller

3 years ago

Ah yes. Too immature to choose for herself, but mature enough for a life sentence of taking care of someone else. Florida logic.

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

At what point does @KidRock pull off the mask and reveal he's been @SachaBaronCohen the whole time?

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

Now customers can look at the weeping eyes of sweatshop workers as they shop. What an age we live in 🥳🥳 #gross

Toronto Star @TorontoStar

3 years ago

Now customers can look at the weeping eyes of sweatshop workers as they shop. What an age we live in 🥳🥳 #gross

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

America and mass shootings #TexasSchoolMassacre

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

Breaking News: @TuckerCarlson sues Buffalo gunman for plagiarism after reading the shooter's manifesto. #buffalonewyork #TuckerCarlson #shooter

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

It's 2022 and I'm so relieved that we can finally stand up and say, "my mom can beat up your mom" #HappyMothersDay

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

I'm so lazy I didn't want to go to the corner store for something sweet so I spent an hour making cookies. #LazySunday #rainysunday

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

3 years ago

NFTs are pretty much beanie babies for coke addicts. Change my mind.

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

4 years ago

#freedomconvoy22 say that lockdowns and masks are hurting children, so instead they used them as human shields against the police "You can take my children, but you'll never take my FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!!"

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Matt Wright @mattwrightcomic

4 years ago

Not all of us became comedians to push boundaries or be a moral authority or “a modern day philosopher”. Some of us became comedians because we’re fucking dolts who can’t sit still long enough to do a normal job. We exist.

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Matt Wright @mattwrightcomic

4 years ago

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Evelyn Beatrice Hall

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Mike Hammond @srslymikehamm

4 years ago

Irony: wearing a yellow star while taking your lead from a white supremacist. If you can learn to back up an 18 wheeler with pinpoint accuracy, this one shouldn't be hard