Clueless Tax Client @CluelessClient
Just a guy with a relatively easy return Joined April 2022-
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Hi! I put all those expenses you needed in a spreadsheet just like you asked! And then to make it easier I printed it to a PDF and sent it to you through Dropbox! We leave for the South of France tomorrow so will be in around 8:30 tomorrow morning! Can’t wait to see you!!!
Uh The money hasn’t come out!! Did you forget to file my stuff??? Call me ASAP!!!
Hey I can’t get there until about 5:45. Stuck behind the slowest foursome ever!! I’ll sign the forms while I’m there! Can’t wait to see you guys!
Hey Buddy! I signed that form you sent me a few weeks ago....Form 887whatever...anyway I just now looked at the forms too and I think a few things are spelled wrong. Can you correct that and send me the update before we go to Barcelona until June? We leave tomorrow morning!
Hey buddy how we looking?? I'll text you that other stuff later
I have no idea what I paid in. Probably whatever you said but maybe not. I'm really busy right now can't you just look it up? Also just put in for the DOGE dividend too
Hey Buddy! I got this 1099 thing but it said we got 60,000 in dividends and a bunch of gains too but we definitely didn't get that it just stayed in the account! Can you put a note in our file so that whoever works on the return knows that we never got it?
Hey buddy. You busy…hahaha I’m confused about this DOGE dividend thing. Do I get a church or does it reduce my tax for last year? Can you let me know please. Heading out to the club!! Have a great day!
Woah Hey Buddy is this true??? I’m getting nervous!!!
Woah Hey Buddy is this true??? I’m getting nervous!!!
Hey Bud. Can we NOT do that silly extension thing again this year. All my income is the same. Hell it should be super easy again this year! I’d do my own return if I wasn’t so busy traveling! Just go ahead and file it with the same income as last time!
My buddy was saying he just pays all the tax when he files for his refunds. So I'd like to do that instead of that goofy payment thing next week you told me to do I'd rather hold on to my own money for 3 more months Thanks!!!
Hey buddy I need my returns Monday for a bank loan. Just sent you an email with the answers to the questions you had in July. Need to get it to my banker by noon Monday since we are headed out of town on a 2 o’clock flight! Thank You!!!
Check your voice mail buddy. We got big problems!!! IRS said you made a BIG mistake
Hey just file without the k-10 or whatever. My friend said it shouldn’t matter too much anyway Gayle and I will be in around 10 but we only have 15 minutes so please be ready for us! Refund, refund, REFUND!!!
Hey can you call my Uncle Pete. He said I shouldn’t have to pay taxes on that rental I sold because I bought another one later in the year. His buddy had been doing it for YEARS!!! I’ll text you his number later. Thanks
Hey do you need this form I just got? Let me know!!!!
Hey I couldn't find the 1090 form or whatever you said you wanted so I just texted you a picture of the year end statement Gayle got. My friend said everything you need is on there!
Hey what’s the last day I can get you our stuff? Don’t want to go on the extended time again this year. Gayle was talking to her sister and her brother in law said that increases audits. And his best friend is an accountant so do not want to be audited!!!! Haha
Hey I just saw this! What's the damage? Gayle is really nervous about the taxes and that we won't be able to go to Portugal this year...hahahaha
Hey I just saw this! What's the damage? Gayle is really nervous about the taxes and that we won't be able to go to Portugal this year...hahahaha
Hey guys, did you file my S Corps tax return? IT’S DUE FRIDAY I THINK??? Also not sure if I told you but I added my brother as a partner. Thanks

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