Deej, CPA 🥌🦌🐻 @DJFochs
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Alright what is the best grill brush? I need something better
This question and discussion comes up so often. I’m grateful to the clients who ask before they do anything
This question and discussion comes up so often. I’m grateful to the clients who ask before they do anything
Jhoan Duran's entrance, just like I always wanted to see on the #MNTwins broadcast. Awesome.
People are wild
Ben Brown ran into trouble in the 5th inning Thursday, a big part of the reason for #Cubs’ loss to close out the road trip. Today @northsidebaseb: what happened, why, how he can mitigate it in future, and what, exactly, the goal of a Brown start should be. northsidebaseball.com/news-rumors/ch…
Dear haters and losers: Luis Arraez is hitting .306. We have never been more back.
truly incredible what shota’s doing. hes been the guy so far, not to the same effect & dominance but glimpses of peak jake. just walked into that locker room, said hey chicago what do you say & proceeded to carry the organization on his back for a month
@DJFochs Yeah, I just quote a fee that they won't want to pay and explain the potential delays in getting a POA approved, etc or tell them they can probably resolve it on their own and here's what to say to the agent. No need for me to be involved unless it's a complex issue.
Maybe a take that won’t be well received, but I honestly think taxpayers should ask their tax preparers about any notices they receive, and if it requires simple communication like “I paid this, you must have applied to the wrong tax period”, the client should just call the IRS.
2023: Darnell Savage, Jonathan Owens, Rudy Ford, Anthony Johnson Jr., Dallin Leavitt, Zayne Anderson 2024: Xavier McKinney, Javon Bullard, Evan Williams, Kitan Oladapo, Anthony Johnson Jr, Zayne Anderson There is not a measurement known to man to compare those 2 safety groups.
JAVON BULLARD: “I’M A F***ING PACKER!” @BaldwinBravesFB and #UGA alum is heading to GREEN BAY! @13wmaznews
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NERIS SURVIVES, PCA ELECTRIFIED THE BALLPARK, ASSAD SHOVED AGAIN, AND THE CUBS SWEPT THE ASTROS IN A SERIES I DID NOT SEE COMING AT ALL
This is actually just funny because St Louis had gotten such a reputation as a uniquely great baseball town when in reality they just hadn't been below .500 in like 20 years and the moment they got bad they look like any other fanbase
This is actually just funny because St Louis had gotten such a reputation as a uniquely great baseball town when in reality they just hadn't been below .500 in like 20 years and the moment they got bad they look like any other fanbase
Tyrese Haliburton goes out of his way to be as unlikeable as possible, specifically with his home state Wisconsin crowd. It is truly remarkable. What a miss
wtf is wrong with this kid
How to write a paragraph without saying anything
How to write a paragraph without saying anything
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New level of Lazy Player Autograph unlocked.
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Except Tom Brady didn’t slap Jeff Ross across the face.
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Learn from my failure. If you're working somewhere you feel unhealthy. Change jobs. Don't push through it. Don't take one day at a time. Change jobs. It's not about manning about and forcing it. Your health matters more. I should've quit the IRS in 2017 before my health issues
Xander Bogaerts 2024 season .217/.277/.294 .571 OPS 72 wRC+ 0.3 fWAR He hasn’t started one game at SS. Yikes.
I was told he was Javy Baez.
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Thinking about doing this with Boomer Mike
he definitely turned off his death mode
If being an asshole isn’t genetic, explain the Contreras brothers
Boy this one hits too close to home for accountants
If you recall, and you should because it's brought up after every loss, the Cubs missed the playoffs by 1 game last season. Who is to say today isn't that game?
It’s #DoOrDieSunday: -Knights need a win to keep their postseason run alive -Cubs need a win to keep their chances of making the playoffs alive
THE CHRISTOPHER MORALE ONE MAN FAST BREAK 50 HOMER 500 ERROR SEASON IS INEVITABLE
Sooooo they called a tech on Anthony Edwards for a stare?! This is the playoffs and that play was worthy of a stare. Horrible call.
So a prospect had an interesting tax "strategy". Prospect has several rental properties. All are fully depreciated. So her adjusted basis is low. → Low basis means a higher gain when you sell the property. She says she was thinking of gifting her property to her…