LORD ZEDD @DaL0rdZ3dd
backflips into crocodile pose Joined August 2012-
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Bricks for sale. Red bricks. Need a home?
But I really dont have cinderblocks
Got all kinda of bricks for you niggas. Hard, soft, red, grey. Trying to build a home? Your're going to need bricks. Lots of them.
Imagine a world made out of bricks. My nigga....
Just a big ball of bricks in space lol. Yo!!
SPACE. That shit's big son. Like, you can fit mad bricks in space.
He really does dj at the Goofy Goober club !!
HE THE DJ AT THE WEENIE NUT JUNIORS
A sick paint job that appeals to all the soccer moms within the Orange County Soccer League
Steering wheel that makes turning the smoothest ride of your life *gyrates*
Rubber tires that grip the road so hard, it cries
turd grows up to have a family The Turds
You see those stars my nigga? All those fucking stars in the sky? Bricks. All white bricks.
Left hand on that steering wheel Right hand trying to hide the stash of weed from the cop that just pulled me over.

Jennifer Aiello1116Xe... @JenniferAiell14
117 Followers 585 Following I’m a fan of Lucy Lawless, Cathy rigby McCoy,Meted Theresa gudice, Roy white. taken by convoy bot. Loves sushi 🍣 Also being Healthy. Love Yellow a lot….
RyanEnders @endersrya17
564 Followers 3K Following hi I'm Ryan Enders I’m 25 going on 26 , my favorite Video games are GTA , Disney infinity, Super smash bros , Halo , Dead rising and call of duty and more and
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clubsoda @Gold_Beaver
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Doogler Transport @doogler_bali
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38 Followers 150 Following
Darth Pigeon @VaderPigeon
160 Followers 420 Following #TeamFollowBack. Join the Dark Side and follow me. I'm the Dark Lord, so love my dark comedy. ***Parody*** #TeamDarkSide
Purple⚡LightningZor... @Eel_Zord
236 Followers 1K Following I am The Electric Lighting Ninja Storm Eel Zord. @xLightingNinjax Is my pilot and bestfriend! If anyone tries to hurt her? I will hiss and show my teeth at you!
Asshole Alien @AssholeAlien
139 Followers 71 Following
Sorceress Lady Sonya @SorceressLady_S
248 Followers 933 Following I am the one who sends the Lizard Monsters to Tokyo.
Keaira K. Kiyomizu @xLightingNinjax
792 Followers 2K Following Ranger Type: Purple Lightning Storm Ranger Technique Element: Lightning Zord: Purple Eel Abilities: Telekinetic, Telepathic Weapons: Lightning SaberI'm_up_past_midnight @iupmidnight
52 Followers 257 Following naked bodies past midnight is what we chase. what do you have to bring to the table? let's see what America owns!!
advanced poverty @rejectreality69
171 Followers 435 Following
Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef
4K Followers 730 Following Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.
Kaylee @Sluttygirrrrl
712 Followers 178 Following Anonymous account. Horny & slutty bisexual college student. Follow and let's get silly ;) *Avi ISN'T me. I wish though, she's fucking hot*
Ryan.T @ryan_torres69
70 Followers 225 Following Valley 956* ,actor, writer movie critic and part time crime fighter
Mario Medina @WhilL_Power
78 Followers 81 Following #TeamSexGameMichealJordanSixRings #WisdomWarrior #TeamRedbull![[BOT] Hi, I'm Guy Fieri. [PARODY] (please don't sue me @GuyFieri) That's money! (credit to @nedroid for joke format)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/583343794214469632/6RLlML0G.png)
Guy Fieri @GuyFieri_ebooks
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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt
119K Followers 413 Following Real quotes from fanfictions and reviews. Not affiliated with FFN. Content may be NSFW. (Admin comments in brackets)
jonny sun @jonnysun
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Natanaru @SpeedofWolves
38 Followers 35 Following Just hanging out enjoying life. Athiest and proud of it.
Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus
202K Followers 8K Following Parody, Influencer, magician, totally real. I only want 12 followers. Ricky Gervais fan, don't tell Dad. Amen!
Rowdy Sailboat @RowdySailboat
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iRowlf @iRowlf
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Cool Eric @OBiiieeee
20K Followers 809 Following i told my dad Sonic The Hedgehog was gay and he ripped the oven door off
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Spoonicorn @MrSpoonicorn
13K Followers 129 Following
sadvil 😎 (sadvil.b... @sadvil
24K Followers 731 Following making jokes, shuffling deckchairs. find me at https://t.co/MobqCcHoDi
Awesome funny @Awesomefuny
2K Followers 242 Following I tweet and retweet either FUNNY TWEETS and QUOTES about love, life and relationship and funny facts, comedy, parody tweets, memes, pranks and jokes.
Darth Pigeon @VaderPigeon
160 Followers 420 Following #TeamFollowBack. Join the Dark Side and follow me. I'm the Dark Lord, so love my dark comedy. ***Parody*** #TeamDarkSide
alex 🐣 @werewolfseason
323 Followers 224 Following please please let me out of the plastic cup please i promise i wont jump at you and crawl on your clothes please
California King Caske... @werewolfofupton
655 Followers 677 Following I grow bonsai trees and I’m missing a tooth.
que cera cera @axtang
10K Followers 93 Following 'the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever.' - the new york times, eventually
Lunar Mayor @Lunarmayor
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Vyvanse Problems @VyvanseLife
892 Followers 556 Following We are those skinny, sleep deprived, overly focused humans that love our adhd meds. #Vyvanse4L 
The Business Boy @PajamaBen_
5K Followers 266 Following just when you thought it couldn't get any worse you read my tweets
moon cube false alarm... @puddingpantz
2K Followers 461 Following parody acct. please do not disable
☭rutAnon FoutAnon (... @crouton_futon
578 Followers 2K Following Dont RT me if and only if you either dont follow me OR you both fav & #ff me UNLESS you unfollow me 1st then RT after fav