VegasHumor @DarkHumor17

I literally only made this so I can see the craziness unfold before it gets posted to Facebook Las Vegas, NV Joined June 2018

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4 years ago

I love how on every #MemorialDay the average American adult gets so fucked up that they can’t remember shit.

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4 years ago

To the 785 people that follow me, I love you. I have no fucking clue who you are or why you’re here, but I cherish each and every one of your non-reactions to my stuff.

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4 years ago

I was going to go to the gym today, but then I remembered that I could probably get the same release of dopamine by reading funny shit on the internet and taking a nap.

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4 years ago

Please tell me that it’s more difficult to get banned from here than it is Facebook. This shit has gotten ridiculous.

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5 years ago

R.I.P. Alex Trebek, the man who used to show up to work the same as myself; drunk as fuck.

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One day as a kid, little Donnie Trump and his dad are standing near a fire and it makes that crackling sound every camper loves. Don looks at his dad and asks what that noise was, so his dad told him, “Stand back son, that cross is so dry it’s about to explode”. #ExplodingTrees

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6 years ago

Always nice to see fellow Raiders fans stopping by to have a few rounds with us. @stagedoorcasino

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7 years ago

A white person is impacted by racism as much as a fish is by rain.

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7 years ago

#TheFourComeback I think #Dylan deserves a chance to return to #TheFour

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7 years ago

I’d like to give a big shout-out to ICE. No, not the racist immigration department; I’m talking about the small cubes of frozen water which are going to keep dozens of fingers alive tonight while traveling to the hospital in Tupperware. #HappyFourth

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7 years ago

Captain, We have intercepted an enemy transmission, but the spelling and grammar are so atrocious we cannot make out their next move. Our experts believe it has something to do with a rendezvous at Chick-fil-A. Please advise. #secondcivilwarletters