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How can they do this? Take Brassier off Brest? Just gonna leave them hanging?
How can they do this? Take Brassier off Brest? Just gonna leave them hanging?
Anybody up for creating a trending #Walk2Munich for United players to be asked to walk to Munich for the game as a punishment for today’s performance? #MUFC #MUNBHA
Hilarious
Jerry Maguire movie's creative team failed to come up with the only tag line for the movie: "Tom plays Jerry!" @TomCruise #JerryMaguireMovie
More. Of. This. 🙌
FYI/A For people who could not celebrate #420day because it came in the middle of the week, Today is Four Twenty Too!
My helmet design for this weekend! THANK YOU EVA! Eva’s 6 and she created this for my design competition and it just reminded me a lot of when I was younger scribbling away coming up with some cool things, it’s just super original. Thanks for taking your time design it Eva ✊
Could this be the most profound and beautiful 5 minutes of television ever made? youtu.be/2mQjblUDjsU
It’s high time we rename Brazilian wax to Australian wax for obvious reasons! #BrazilianWax
Does Salman Khan mean weed when he is dancing in the forest singing “Yeh mausam ka jadoo hai Mitwa!”?
After performing in bed does Aamir Khan look at his penis and say “Ab Toh Dangle hoga!”?
Good (football) boys 🐶
What an absolute honor and a memorable day to receive the Padma Shri award from the President of India. God's been kind. 😇😇😇 Jai Hind 🇮🇳
Apple will make more money from wireless ear buds then from iPhone. I am sure gonna lose them. Wait I can't even afford those. #AppleEvent
LGBT just got a new meaning.
We need some random abuses to be added too. Maybe in the next update.
We need some random abuses to be added too. Maybe in the next update.
When mom asks you not to be friends with someone from school, She has her reasons!
When you are the editor and want to send a secret message to your wife!
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