Do not do retail @DoNotDoRetail
i got moved off full-time cus this job is the fucking pits. less work = less tweets Canadian stockroom hell Joined October 2016-
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Coworker:I love pushing myself at work and need to grow! Me:I wonder if the ceiling tiles would support me if I hung myself? #retaillife
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25% off and another 25% off is not 50%!!! #retailproblems #simplemath
Me: -and I'll need your signature on the receipt #DearCustomer: no Me: it's not a fucking choice do you understand how credit cards work
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Me:Sorry we can't accept 3rd party online returns. #dearcustomer:I'm gonna need that in writing buddy! M:Absolutely. #retailproblems
You can't leave until you've closed properly but you don't get paid extra for staying behind to close. #retailproblems
When #dearcustomer leans in to whisper nasty things to me Me: SORRY DID YOU SAY HEY YOU'RE A SHITTY SALESPERSON YES OK NEXT PLEASE
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What I think:You stupid fucking fuck. How can you be so fucking stupid? Jesus fucking Christ! What I say:Sorry we don't have it. #retaillife
Heard over the intercom: "Attention customers: the store is closed. We would love to have you here, but you need to GET OUT" #retaillife 😂
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Anyone else relate? 😭
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#dearcustomer:Do you work here? Me:They have me trapped! Help me! DC:Where's the bathroom? #retailproblems
I've made this tweet before but stop fucking HOVERING! Line up like a regular human, #dearcustomer
Coworkers that ask if they can add me on Facebook Me: *clearly on messenger* I don't have Facebook. #WereNotFriends #retailproblems
I went to a job fair today so hopefully in the near future I can leave retail and this twitter account can become obsolete. #thedream
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@DoNotDoRetail @iloveretail_ This is why I bothered to change in the bathroom after clocking out when it got too warm for jackets before
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"Fine. I'm going to wait til it goes on sale.." *comes in last day of sale* "Why don't you have any?!?!" Because:
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C: Where's your food dept? Me: Uh, this is [store]. C: I know! I buy stuff here all the time! M: We don't sell food. We've never sold food.
Me: *clocks out* #DearCustomer: do you work here? Me: *still in uniform* nope DC: Can I ask- Me: I don't work here
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The face you make when you realise your shifts finally over 🙌
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Unload your mother Fucking god damn basket or Bag onto the desk #cashierhaiku #dearcustomer #retailproblems
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Customer: I didn't want to buy this, I just wanted to know how much it is. Me: *tells them price* C: *gets personally outraged at price.*
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