I told my girlfriend that the only French I knew was "Bonjour, oui and omele du fromage" and I SHIT YOU NOT, it worked EXACTLY how it did on Dexter's Lab
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I can barely see out of my left eye after getting sweat in it while dancing in WAY too much fog. Everything out of my left eye looks like it has vaseline smeared on the lense. The cost of being a sexy mother fucker on the dance floor.
I'm going offline, don't know if I'll be back. I appreciate everyone who interacted with me on here. I've talked to some very nice people in my time here. Only reason I started as long as I have. Bye, folks! Be good!
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42K Followers 9K FollowingIndependently owned and operated
A+ Rating fron the BBB
Chicago Area
I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ
I know who DB Cooper is
2K Followers 3K FollowingCute things artist 😀 Got a Patreon with @Trisarahjtops! A little snail trying to get by in a big world. I always try to alt-text. Venmo: (@)Chad-White-125
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