Sharky 🦈 @FailShark
👀 10-time winner of the internet. Stay hydrated. The Sea is always right.🦈🦈 https://t.co/kupDHAcA5u North Carolina, USA Joined December 2011-
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Is Shaun King working behind the scenes to free Drake from Kendrick's lyrics?
next they should make FALL OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: ALL MY APES GONE
Google it
Florence + the Machine: [starts playing "Dog Days are Over"] @KristiNoem: [unleashes a primal scream and tries to get a mosh pit going]
Mark Strong is British Stanley Tucci
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me https://t.co/kl8Un0T4xl
Found the guy who killed Bambi’s mom. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛
“Meeting expectations since 1994.”
Happy Saturday, shark lovers 💙🦈 〰️〰️〰️ 📸: @wawawiwacomics #shark #sharks #happysaturday #saturdayvibes #ocean #saltlife #sealife
Opening Day, but it’s just me unzipping my son’s baseball bag for the first time since last season just to find the pb & j sandwich he never ate.
MAGA Americans adopting their own sectarian national anthem and alternate American flag does call into question whether the years long outrage over Colin Kaepernick’s patriotic apostasy was genuine.
MAGA Americans adopting their own sectarian national anthem and alternate American flag does call into question whether the years long outrage over Colin Kaepernick’s patriotic apostasy was genuine.
Well, sir, that’s very concerning. You unleashed a monster not more than 35 minutes ago? Yes, quite a thing. And you used this machine here? Well, maybe you didn’t notice because I know you’re smart and thinking about lots of things, but I unplugged that panel 36 minutes ago.
Well, sir, that’s very concerning. You unleashed a monster not more than 35 minutes ago? Yes, quite a thing. And you used this machine here? Well, maybe you didn’t notice because I know you’re smart and thinking about lots of things, but I unplugged that panel 36 minutes ago.
frodo:
I just found my full Starbucks coffee I set down Sunday morning so if anyone needs help finding Kate Middleton…I’m not your gal
Relax, y'all. The Princess is fine, as evidenced by this recent photograph.
I hate to go out on a limb but I think the Oscars are going to be awarded tonight
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Here's Johnny D🌞 @venture675
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darth™ @darth
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gg 🙊🙈🙉 @gina_goldberg
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Schrödinger's Sneetc.. @RTodKelly
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Bad Thought Enthusias.. @bad_enthusiast
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It is Ugin’s first birthday today :) say hbd or else he will be sad
yes now that she's been exposed as a liar and a crank i'm sure the right wing will be kicking her straight to the curb
Trump has traveled to New York on orders of a bailiff. Why won’t Biden travel here on orders of our publisher?
May the Forth Eorlingas to you all!
Idk the energy is good this year Will Smith should slap Chris Rock again just for the fuck of it
Hot doc froze me Sliced me And drugged me I think I’m in love hahahaha Less then 2 hours here and I’m All fixed up and getting ready to head home 🥰
listening to Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" and my daughter yells "change this, I don't like smooth jazz" and now I have to rehome her
@justinmatic5000 @BruceShark5 you are a Doritos bag !
@BruceShark5 @IncogBrian So, multiple crimes are occurring here
@justinmatic5000 @IncogBrian Crimes against taste, violations against sharks, WHO WILL STOP THIS MAYHEM
@IncogBrian @justinmatic5000 Pretty sure I'm not getting royalties on this....
@FailShark @nnnatchos x.com/bruceshark5/st… Shocking
@IncogBrian @justinmatic5000 Pretty sure I'm not getting royalties on this....
@DrakeGatsby Man, any time I think Twitter stands alone in its ability to break people’s brains, the LinkedIn crew pops up and really delivers the goods.
That’s cool man I guess i just love my kids personally but do your thing I guess
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
I'm trying these. I'll let you know if it's a good idea. 🧵
I have fantastic news!! MY DAD’S TUMORS ARE SHRINKING!!!!! His oncologist was very surprised and pleased by how well his medication is working. Thank you all for the thoughts and prayers (and support) ❤️
Love that this dude thought he was gonna be president and now he’s back to this bullshit
BREAKING: Governor Ron DeSantis signs legislation to ban lab-grown meat in Florida.
next they should make FALL OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: ALL MY APES GONE
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