500_KnotsOfFog @Fast_fog
https://t.co/wlwc15kRzz In the woods today Joined February 2013-
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*Spends 5000 on a gender reveal party “OMG ITS A BOY” 10 years later Kevin is Chloe
🎶 it’s a Nice day for a, light sweater. It’s a, nice day for a Caaaardigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn
Patrick Swayze has been dead for well over a decade. Isn’t it about time he got round to releasing Ghost 2?
Fuck October. Fucking October Christmas shite everywhere And WORSE The fucking heating has been turned on Fuck fucking October
You can use formaldehyde Or the wish version Casualdejekyl
I’m sorry the line is really bad, you say your name is Dr. who?
Why doesn’t Head & Shoulders shampoo come with a body wash called Knees & Toes?
Once upon a time it was called a jumpoline. Then your mum got on one
Smartphone filters will make you think some women are so waaay far out of your league Until you meet them man to man
fire in the disco FIRE IN THE DISCO Fire in the Taco Bell
500_KnotsOfFog retweeted
This series of photos is what I now know is a “pyro-cumulus” from the Kelowna fire: we couldn’t understand why it wasn’t showing on the weather radar. There was no SIGMET either. Once we were downwind of it we could see the smoke below but it was very difficult to interpret
What do Kwik Fit employees do when they get to 65? The obvious seems unfair
I’ve just got home from a local car boot sale. One stall, everything was free, you just had to stand there topless Tit for tat
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Cheeky P @0000seapea808
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Queen @HRQueenM2
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