Ariel Gerson @FeedTacos2Me
I like Tacos, friends, family, and Humor. Unneeded sarcasm user. Nobel Prize for doing Sex. Academy Award Thief . Third place in life. Chicago. Joined February 2015-
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Ben Affleck's chin looks like a butt, and it makes me uncomfortable. #ThereISaidIt
"Last time I fly over Colorado."
"Last time I fly over Colorado."
I look at her like she's magic. There isn't any magician in the world that can pull off what she is. I think... I'm hooked. Beautiful.
I told her "You're beautiful." She laughed and called me an idiot. Should've looked in my eyes, and she would've known the truth.
I ripped open a box of cereal way too open, and now I can't keep my Life from crumbling away.
When will you let me take you guys for tacos ? #AskJayAndDan
Life can be confusing. More confusing than an over caffeinated Kanye West reading the thesaurus to Floyd Maywether .
Sometimes I get depressed when I can't think of a good hash tag. #...*Starts sobbing*
#SingleBecause I make slightly more than minimum wage.
Santa is dead. That's the only reason I can come up with as to why I haven't received my Christmas gifts. 0-26 for Christmas .
#IGotBusted trying to pass off a Metallica song as an original monologue for high school drama.
The music that plays at my job is a mix of "Elevator Jazz, and early 70's Porn music ".
#MyWeirdWaiter looked at me, then my date, put his hand on my shoulder and said "You can do better bro." Turns out they dated before.
Floyd Bernhard @BernhardFl12495
31 Followers 3K Following
LyftedGift Co @LyftedGiftco
4K Followers 7K Following Lyfted Gift Co is a curated internet catalog of awesome products that you would have never imagined.
steven huks @StevenHuks
186 Followers 2K Following
Gary @gary_gntucker
8 Followers 58 Following
Alli Doubek @DanceTTR
13K Followers 3K Following The storm clouds can show up at any time & it's your choice whether to stay inside or dance in the rain. Time to get your feet wet!
Harold Pinter-Quotes @haroldpinterr
9K Followers 9K Following The plays, poems, and interviews of Harold Pinter are quoted here.....pause.......account run by
Allie Johnson @allieladyj
30 Followers 149 Following
Roxy @spirulina_waves
157 Followers 54 Following
FilmFreeway @FilmFreeway
155K Followers 130K Following @FilmFreeway is the world’s #1 way to discover and enter film festivals and screenplay contests. Happy submitting!
rafa villa @lincolnstash
124 Followers 1K Following
FOX Sports @FOXSports
2.1M Followers 2K Following All your FOX favorites. All in one app. FOX Sports is now streaming on FOX One. Try 7 days free today #WeLiveForLive
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
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FSLive: #JayAndDan @foxsportslive
161K Followers 1K Following Tweet us using #JayAndDan. 11 PM ET on @FS1. All of the @JayOnrait & @fs1otoole you've ever wanted. And then some.
Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm
247K Followers 166 Following Cyanide & Happiness is created by @_KrisWilson_ @robdenbleyker and @daveexplosm Buy Master Dater, our new card game, here: https://t.co/dWsHTCmEyG
7UAN 🇸🇪 @F1Juanchi
36K Followers 125 Following En dos medios. Acá hablo casi exclusivamente de @f1. Socio de Boca. Senna y Cerati. No soy al que leés acá, soy mejor. Manejo @fueCerati 🤍♉
thoughts 🔑 @thegoatcircle
5.0M Followers 135 Following *Turn Notifications ON!*🔔 helping you unlock your best self, one tweet at a time.
Pain Depression & Anx... @ILLUMINUSNUMBx
549K Followers 133 Following ★𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗻 My 𝗡𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗢𝗡 Already YOo^⚠️Warning
Thoughts @ShwrThght
7.4M Followers 164 Following where the mind wanders freely, solving life’s puzzles and dreaming up worlds unseen 💭
P.K. Subban @PKSubban1
1.0M Followers 455 Following ESPN Hockey Expert😎 Ugly Duck Productions -PKSS Management Inc. -PK Subban Foundation -13 year NHL Alumni We are all but shadows & dust💨
CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk
63.6M Followers 119 Following Breaking news from CNN Digital. Check @cnn for all things CNN, breaking and more.
Ben Stiller @BenStiller
5.3M Followers 2K Following Artist whose mediums include film, tv, and soda. https://t.co/39NVkNNPuD
NASA @NASA
88.1M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL
1.6M Followers 104 Following Compte officiel des Canadiens de Montréal · Official account of the Montreal Canadiens #GoHabsGo 🏒🥅
David Ortiz @davidortiz
1.5M Followers 367 Following 2022 Hall of Fame Inductee | 3x World Series Champ | 10x All-Star | @RedSox Ambassador | @FoxSports Analyst | @BigPapiProd Founder | Inquiries: [email protected]
BruinsLife.com @BruinsLife
131K Followers 18K Following Like us on Facebook to be eligible for our t-shirt giveaways. https://t.co/LKfvvnWp88
Tootsie Roll @TootsieRoll
69K Followers 175 Following The Official Tootsie Roll Twitter Page. A long-lasting, delightfully chewable candy, and the number one-selling chewy chocolatey candy in America. #TootsieRoll
Alli Doubek @DanceTTR
13K Followers 3K Following The storm clouds can show up at any time & it's your choice whether to stay inside or dance in the rain. Time to get your feet wet!
Drama @dramadrama
449K Followers 148 Following
Harold Pinter-Quotes @haroldpinterr
9K Followers 9K Following The plays, poems, and interviews of Harold Pinter are quoted here.....pause.......account run by
Allie Johnson @allieladyj
30 Followers 149 Following
Inspires.Inc @Inspiresinc
100K Followers 6 Following Success and Failure are the byproducts of the process. Owner +4Million. Admirer of @BarbaraCorcoran @mcuban For promotions Email: [email protected]
Scott Hartnell @Hartsy43
281K Followers 179 Following
Claude Giroux @28CGiroux
673K Followers 119 Following Dad to Gavin and Palmer, husband to @ryannegiroux and #28 of the Ottawa Senators
bryzgoalie30 @bryzgoalie30
130K Followers 15 Following The official twitter account of Ilya Bryzgalov
Reggae Motivates @ReggaeMotivates
109 Followers 217 Following A reggae quote a day keeps Babylon away. Follow and RT to keep the vibes alive.
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 45K Following @flyonthewallpod - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/NY2YZf07N0 TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
3.9M Followers 114 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
The Onion @TheOnion
11.1M Followers 7 Following America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8
The Unexplained @Unexplained
1.2M Followers 655 Following Some things are better left unexplained. Not affiliated with a TV show. Original Account. Business/Removal/Credit- DM @MikeySocials
Harris Wittels @twittels
71K Followers 979 Following i love chillin, hangin out, havin fun and just fuckin chillin
Chris Rock @chrisrock
5.1M Followers 251 Following Text me at 718-223-4313 ----- Non Verbal Learning Disorder; read about it here https://t.co/BSRlcUIEYY
Martin Lawrence @realmartymar
444K Followers 75 Following Official X for ya boy Martin Lawrence! Now on tour! 👇🏾
Vaibhaw Purohit | Mot... @FreakyTheory
3.7M Followers 20 Following Motivational Videos, Motivation Posts, Success Stories, Education Videos, Short videos on inspirational life stories, Relatable posts. ✉ [email protected]
What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts
5.2M Followers 499 Following All the things that make you say WTF. Official Account of What The F*** Facts. #WhatTheFact
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Breaking News @BreakingNews
9.1M Followers 535 Following
Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪ... @TriumphICDHQ
80K Followers 93 Following Official thing of long-named Conan staple & host of "Let's Make A Poop" podcast plus "Election Watch" specials on Hulu. It/it. Self-important musings marked RS
Jacopo della Quercia @Jacopo_della_Q
105K Followers 27K Following Pre-Musk @verified | Scholar @HumanitiesNY | Author of 'Choose Your Own Adventure: At the Mountains of Madness,' coming 9/16!Trends for United States
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