SmashingBloke @FirebombCorner
Hot- in a kind of lockdown & half a bottle of Prosecco kind of way. “Internet Man” Pelton Fell- did it bollocks! Joined December 2010-
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I know who is a loser.
Susan Hall concedes the race for Mayor of London (2024)
Richard Parker - acceptance speech. Magnanimous in victory. Andy Street - valedictory address. Gracious in defeat. Gold standard statecraft. That's how it's done. #WestMidlands
Ah yes the second single from Sir Mixalot. “I love large gametes, I cannot lie”
Ah yes the second single from Sir Mixalot. “I love large gametes, I cannot lie”
At football today some absolute rotter has been through my bag and stolen my iPhone. I can still access my photos and he has posted this. Please share far & wide- like his ears.
How many have heard the name “Carla Denyer” on the election coverage last night? Do you even know who she is? Well she is the Green Party leader who led her party to 159 council seats so far Richard Tice has led his party to 2 council seats so far Which one gets interviews?
The amount of coverage given to the Green Party, who have so far won 159 seats in these elections, compared to Reform UK, who have won two, has been quite something
50 YEARS AGO TODAY: Matt Berry was born. Berry's first TV gig came in 1999 on Game Over, a gaming show for awkwardly named Sky channel .tv. This was before he'd really found his voice.
For this weeks task I want you to open an arena
That's embarrassing, he sets out to stop voter fraud, and ends up stopping frauds voting.
That's embarrassing, he sets out to stop voter fraud, and ends up stopping frauds voting.
Boris Johnson said in 2004 that he would eat his ID at a polling station in protest if the law ever required it. In 2022, he passed a law requiring ID to vote and dismissed criticism it would stop people voting. In 2024, he forgot his ID when trying to vote and was turned away.
Watching Question Time again . . .
just had Boris Johnson come in and try and vote
Just took Keith’s 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered dead. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for more knife crime?” A cheer went up from waiting voters, Abu Hamza started doing the worm
@JohnnyMercerUK Well that is one vote you have suppressed
@JohnnyMercerUK @TomTugendhat It was your govt that brought in the unnecessary rules around voter ID. Grow up.
Make kit launches great again.
This planet is too much for me x
The Madeleine McCann investigation has just been given another £192K 17 years after she went missing in Portugal. In other news there's still fuck all happening to trace the 200 unaccompanied asylum seeking children that Priti Patel lost in this country in January 2023.
Pelton Crown 👑Over.. @CrownPelton
736 Followers 598 Following A bunch of old guys still loving the game 👑
Paul Lockey @PaulLockey2
226 Followers 481 Following
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
Paul Swinburn @PSwinburn
603 Followers 632 Following NUFC season ticket holder and still pulling the boots on at 50
Craig Pattison @CraigPattison3
595 Followers 834 Following International Ambassador & Social Team Advisor for Ch-le-St Cricket Club,Chief Heckler at Ch-le-St Town FC & Charity Steward at Lumley Lodge No 5807
Matthew Smith @matty_smith94
2K Followers 2K Following Founder at @IFUCARESHARE / It’s a round world enjoy the journey.
Chester le Street Tow.. @CestrianTweet
6K Followers 1K Following Formed in 1972, The Cestrians currently play in the EBAC Northern League Division 2
Michael Graver @CaptainMarvel80
846 Followers 562 Following
Holy Crayons (That Cr.. @HolyCrayons
5K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 2.0™️. Wholesome fun for all the family. Probably wearing pyjamas. Bangs on about Bowie a bit.
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 914 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Quinny wor kid 🍺�.. @quinny27
1K Followers 5K Following love life love people be positive and follow your dreams. #safc #chesterlestreettownfc
Kevan Jones @KevanJonesMP
25K Followers 9K Following Labour MP for North Durham | Defence Committee | Trustee of the Commonwealth War Graves Foundation | Former Defence Minister
Audrey 🔞 @Audrey6357
46 Followers 321 Following Sехuallу-сhаrgеd wоman yеarning for infinite еnсоunters
Mollie Shanks @shanks17619
52 Followers 202 Following 21 | Avid Mobile gamer & VR enthusiast | Always looking for new experiences | 1/2 Scot, 1/2 Jamaican | Anime Lover | All views are my own
Johanna Rys @JohannRys
49 Followers 5K Following
Eric odds🏴.. @EricBen1442364
290 Followers 2K Following 𝐀ʟʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴀʀᴇ 💯 sᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ! ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ ɪs ᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴏʀɪᴛʏ ✊🏻 𝐉ᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛs ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋɪᴇs ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 💯 ɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏsᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ
The Jase 🐶 🎸 �.. @jasemonkey
8K Followers 1K Following Over 2,000 free YouTube guitar lessons here https://t.co/7GL2iQoVyX Website https://t.co/7CDPs0nD3d #MDANT🎖️
Ciara Quesenberry @CiaraQuese75397
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Hyun Blair @HyunBla
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𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl 🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.boosh
Abbie Lowther @LowthAbb
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Claris Asmussen @asmus_clar
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Clarice Sawina @SawClari
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Deeanna Nedbalek @DeeannaNed73609
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ART ATTACK @InocenciaArt
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Steve @Steve2895583286
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Grim Art @GrimArtGroup
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Abbie Leveto @AbbieLevet98657
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Charlotte Verissimo @CharlotteV29716
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DOMINIC @DOMINIC80018112
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Kam Hanberry @HanberryKa80873
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90’s Football Memor.. @90sFootballUK1
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𝕻𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊�.. @MissLMunster
580 Followers 482 Following I love bats and skulls and trees, trees are magical. If it’s witchy, weird, spiritual, ghosty or demonic, I’m into it.
TrenaRackow @RackowTren67406
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Riley @TomTom_Riley
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Amy @amy_rodriguez54
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Elizabeth @Elizabe17141542
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Richardlewisevans @dickieevans1
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Crystal @crystalhickerso
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19nine78 @19nine78
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Kellie Wood @KellieWood74247
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imran khan @Imrankhan596
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Income∙Genuity @Incomegenuity
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Cecelia @wilson43cecelia
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Josh Hallam @JoshieMcsquashy
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Emily W-D @EmilyWD
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Nathan Spafford @NathanSpafford_
2K Followers 4K Following 'If less is more, think how much more more would be' | Poster boy of nominative determinism | One day since last bout of writer's block | #Top10AlbumOneTrackOne
Rachel Curtis ♿ �.. @RachelCurtis82
21K Followers 22K Following Northumbrian. Battling M.E. Betsy's Mam. Founder @NorthLandLights. Blogger @WeAreCarers. Opinions Own.
My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
10K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne, “tits in bio”
Toaster Philp @philp83
2K Followers 804 Following I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist.
Pelton Crown 👑Over.. @CrownPelton
736 Followers 598 Following A bunch of old guys still loving the game 👑
Paul Lockey @PaulLockey2
226 Followers 481 Following
©ol @Bigshirtlesscol
7K Followers 736 Following I can type 300 wrods a minute. The Bollock Tyrant. Shockingly Mackem. Underrated account. 🏳️🌈 Ally
FUN88 @fun88eng
110K Followers 3K Following The official FUN88 X account! Proud Asian Betting Partner of @NUFC & @SpursOfficial. Partner: @CPL & @OGesports 18+ https://t.co/M9sYlxo2d6
Paul Swinburn @PSwinburn
603 Followers 632 Following NUFC season ticket holder and still pulling the boots on at 50
Craig Pattison @CraigPattison3
595 Followers 834 Following International Ambassador & Social Team Advisor for Ch-le-St Cricket Club,Chief Heckler at Ch-le-St Town FC & Charity Steward at Lumley Lodge No 5807
Matthew Smith @matty_smith94
2K Followers 2K Following Founder at @IFUCARESHARE / It’s a round world enjoy the journey.
Chester le Street Tow.. @CestrianTweet
6K Followers 1K Following Formed in 1972, The Cestrians currently play in the EBAC Northern League Division 2
Grant @Grant_Colgate
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Pete Graves @PeteGravesTV
137K Followers 2K Following @SkySportsNews Breakfast Presenter - Good Morning Sports Fans #GMSF // #TransferTalk Podcast // https://t.co/5g6CmjgBvn // EVENTS alan@galahospitality
If U Care Share Found.. @ifucareshare
7K Followers 2K Following The charity that saves lives, supports communities and prevents suicide 💚
Michael Graver @CaptainMarvel80
846 Followers 562 Following
Holy Crayons (That Cr.. @HolyCrayons
5K Followers 3K Following Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 2.0™️. Wholesome fun for all the family. Probably wearing pyjamas. Bangs on about Bowie a bit.
Cllr Arthur J Cheesec.. @cheesecakeOBE
6K Followers 914 Following No, I do not want to read your blog - Home of the reasonably likeable tweet
Hannah O'Hanrahahanra.. @buntyhoven
13K Followers 2K Following 'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
Quinny wor kid 🍺�.. @quinny27
1K Followers 5K Following love life love people be positive and follow your dreams. #safc #chesterlestreettownfc
Kevan Jones @KevanJonesMP
25K Followers 9K Following Labour MP for North Durham | Defence Committee | Trustee of the Commonwealth War Graves Foundation | Former Defence Minister
Mollie Shanks @shanks17619
52 Followers 202 Following 21 | Avid Mobile gamer & VR enthusiast | Always looking for new experiences | 1/2 Scot, 1/2 Jamaican | Anime Lover | All views are my own
Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415
25K Followers 11K Following Maker of mischief, lover of fun, racists & bigots kiss my green bum. Brexit, loada shite. Up Wexford!💜💛 No DMs. I love swearing. Cope. F*O*O*F IN B*I*O.Not🤣
TheYoungOnes @youngonesfan
52K Followers 1K Following Fan account. showing clips from the Young Ones. I don’t own content. clips are subject to Twitter’s 2:20 limits!
Shep Ⓥ @keithybaby57
180 Followers 433 Following Ex-runner, ex-young person Player of fretted instruments Divided we fall
Mark Radcliffe @themarkrad
91K Followers 285 Following The official account of Mark Radcliffe, @weareune plus host of BBC R2 Folk Show. All views are my own and not endorsed by the BBC.
Kerrie ⭐⭐⭐⭐�.. @kcavindam
2K Followers 3K Following A little scouse with clogs on ? well i declare !
𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
15K Followers 8K Following The TV/films you never knew you needed, in glorious teletext several times a day. Back out book at https://t.co/BUDO5sKAX1 - thank you!
Danny Bell @DannyBe38695655
110 Followers 206 Following
Paul Groundtastic @paul_gtastic
12K Followers 638 Following Co-editor of Groundtastic - The Football Grounds Magazine and co-author of The Cemetery End book series. Watcher of football at all levels.
imran khan @Imrankhan596
2K Followers 1K Following People will accept lies over uncomfortable Truths. 🇵🇸#FreeJulianAssange LFC YNWA. it’s a cruel world make humanity fashionable again.
The Leadmill @Leadmill
62K Followers 3K Following Est. 1980, The Leadmill is an events space and community hub based in Sheffield, specialising in live music, club nights, comedy, drag and talks.
Mark Gardham @Markgardham
105 Followers 242 Following Dad, husband, mid-life crisis triathlete. Ironman!! Construction director, engineer and problem solver. Black and white.
Poppy® Watch @giantpoppywatch
77K Followers 136 Following Watching Poppies®. Rating Poppies®. Guardian of Remembrance. "Self-Appointed Poppy Enforcer" -Roger Helmer MEP.
Brendan May @bmay
92K Followers 7K Following Climate change is real and happening now🔥🌍 Brexit is a total disaster, as widely predicted 🤦🏻♂️ Music lover 🎹 Forever European🇪🇺 I listen to experts.
Duchess Dee for PM�.. @deelomas
32K Followers 10K Following A little bit funny. A little bit serious. Mostly kind. Don’t like swearing? Don’t follow me. Your loss. No DMs unless I know you. #GTTO
Pidric @pidricpotter
689 Followers 224 Following Hi, I’m Pidric. I can offer sarcasm, mild flirtation, and the occasional burst of sincerity.
Megan McCubbin @MeganMcCubbin
88K Followers 924 Following Zoologist | Wildlife TV Presenter 🐾🌿| Author of #AtlasofEndangeredSpecies …… ORDER NOW 👇🦅👇🐸👇🦥👇🦁👇
Sarah Duffy @estellefilth
551 Followers 2K Following All tweets and retweets are entirely representative of my own personal views. So you can probably tell what a twat I am. Pronouns: she/ her
IlzeThielmann @IlzeThielmann
84 Followers 42 Following
Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet
215K Followers 2K Following In all probability following someone you don’t like. Law of averages and that. @ModestMgmt @alisonmoyetnews The Matron of Meh.
Lowery ➿ @marcuslowery16
689 Followers 969 Following
Grim Art @GrimArtGroup
75K Followers 26K Following #GrimArt - the beauty & value of the everyday, the ordinary & the overlooked; industrial landscapes, whippets & wastelands, red bricks & rust. #art #photography
Toaster Philp @philp83
2K Followers 804 Following I’ve had endoscopes up all my holes below my waist.
Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Lydia Botters ▯ @MrLloydBotters
625 Followers 522 Following @MrLloydSpandex here, new account. Twitter won’t let me sign in because I told a sex offender he should die. 🤷🏼♂️
Without My Pants @TwistPants
29 Followers 3 Following The cursed dog from Round The Twist... Crikey!
Brimley/Cocoon Line @BrimleyLine
51K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
Tim Renkow @TimRenkowcomedy
3K Followers 448 Following Comedian, Have microphone, will travel. writer/staring in Jerk (BBC3) For booking my agent is [email protected]
RAM @celica2006
2K Followers 4K Following 🌟Executive Manager @Yav_Sunderland 🌟VCS REP @SunderlandUK , 🌟Director @VCAS73 @VONNENews, @Sundculture , @Durhamcricket , @SundEmpire , @SBMEN1, @SAFCFOL
Jake Swinburn @its_swinnnnny
121 Followers 229 Following Dad to Lily and Finn. Star Wars & NUFC. Retired High Fell Boxing Club and Chester Moor ABC boxer.
Roy Keane's Film Revi.. @roykeanereviews
24K Followers 2 Following I might go in hard on a film. Just to make me feel better y’know? (Parody that is basically the same joke over and over again.)
Craig Marron @CTmazza004
1K Followers 1K Following 🍀Celtic🍀, tory hater, ex NL midfielder and alround good cunt
donalmacintyre @donalmacintyre
17K Followers 484 Following Criminologist, filmmaker & investigative journalist
Lorraine King @lorrainemking
28K Followers 5K Following Proud mum, ex-journalist and record collector on @colourfulradio every Saturday at 10am playing soul on vinyl-only 🎶 Unafraid of most things except spiders
St.Helens R.F.C. @Saints1890
117K Followers 674 Following The X home of St.Helens R.F.C. 😇 x3 World Club Champions & x10 Super League Champions • @saints1890women • @CommunitySaints • @twstadium
AS Saint-Étienne @ASSEofficiel
919K Followers 130 Following 💚 @ASSECoeurVert | 👸 @ASSEFeminines | 👥 @Supporters_ASSE | 🤗 #TeamASSE 🟢⚪️ #ASSE | 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐢𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟑𝟑
ᒎᗩᑎᗴƳ ᒪᒪ.. @JaneyLlou
4K Followers 5K Following #GTTO #FBPE Bat shit crazy lefty lady. Brexit stole my dreams. Granddaughter of a refugee. No DMs
𝐊𝕚Μ𝐌 @tillwhensday
3K Followers 2K Following Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot.
I was today years old when I learned that Yosser Hughes and the Titanic captain were played by the same person…🤯
I haven't photoshopped this photo my mum sent me of Ted, a dog at a yard where she works. This is him in all his glory.
What a lovely day of pottering about uselessly and doing some quality sitting down. Hanky dancing and maypoles tomorrow too, might even win a can of big soup on a tombola. May Day is the best bank holiday.
@FirebombCorner Get me! 😁
@FirebombCorner Happy birthday, John!!! 50, eh? As I’m a school year ahead of you does that make me always right? 🤣🤣 Have a great day 😁
Look at this fantastic picture of Ryan. It was created by a autistic artist, also called Ryan , I was sent it last year. I've only just found it again. I definitely feel it needs framing.
Oh. Bernard Hill. Cack. #obituarieswithgeorge
I’ve been inundated by *checks notes* one request for the return of #chefslubrication. However, I’m eating out today, this will have to do. Something familiar about the label… #notchefslubrication
I went to a really sad funeral yesterday and this was read out by the celebrant ❤️
I feel like I’m in this picture somewhere, grazing my bum cheeks on the friendly concrete
My main take from being on a coach from Sheffield to London with 40 students is that it was a bit smelly and that being an ACTUAL worker doesn’t get you the kudos you’d think amongst them
I remember pretending to be a student with my friend Sarah who was an actual student because there was a free coach to london for a protest march. We were supposed to shout ‘No ifs no buts, stop the education cuts!’ but we sneaked off and went round the shops.
Anyway, I’ve fixed it (topped the pressure up)now. Although did panic my head off when I couldn’t get my flat head screwdriver to close the valve again & thought I was going to overfill it. (My flathead screwdriver)
Boiler issues
I think I speak for the vast majority of the men on here when I say ‘play with my tits’.
you wake up as Adge Cutler.... what’s the first thing you’re doing!?
@FirebombCorner Happy birthday pal…….(just say 21 you can get away with it) enjoy 🙋🏼♂️
@FirebombCorner Happy birthday pal looking absolutely toppa as usual 🎂
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