reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

If you mix up the letters in “magotty drowned rat.” You get “gay deodorant art (wmg). It really makes you think.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

When the PCP kicks in…

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

Dubstep is what all music sounds like to dogs

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twtter is dead. rip twtter 💀 @pest_mode

2 years ago

It’s ok that I’ve never once gone viral in my ten years on this site. I’ll cope

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

The doctor that delivered me was my age when I was born, but I invented a tradition called thirtytuesday where you sneak-drink a 32oz Modelo at work every Tuesday. Not all heroes are vagina doctors.

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🔱The_Titans_Vision🔱 @TitansVision

2 years ago

If the woman really loves the man, as soon as her genitals reach the man's, she silently sucks up his organ within herself. The man has no need to make any effort. If the woman's love is strong, her body sucks up his organ as air is sucked up into an empty space.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

Where has the passion gone?

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

2 years ago

Some nice regret upon opening Twitter after a long absence. I love my phone’s apps

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4 years ago

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

4 years ago

If someone tells you they are a firefighter, the polite thing to do every single time is to ask if they’ve heard of the sandwich place.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

4 years ago

#LostDad

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

4 years ago

“Proud slut” should be on more tombstones.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

4 years ago

I’m not sure, but I think the Las Vegas Raiders stadium was built on the exact spot where they filmed that scene in the first Hangover movie where a nude Ken Jeong emerges from the trunk of a car.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

5 years ago

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

5 years ago

Facebook, I demand you stop censoring this beautiful young uncle

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

5 years ago

Feeling cute. Might delete later

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

5 years ago

I hope they defund the cops in my town and use the funds to subsidize elote carts.

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reluctant alpha @FunOnlineMan

5 years ago

I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I will die someday. The good news, dear reader, is that I will be dying for your sins. So go on, be bad, you little perverts.