Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

married, runs a business, has a cat, likes to cook CA Joined February 2009

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

9 months ago

Anyone know ways we could help the firefighters and low income families impacted by the LA fires?

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

3 years ago

2am DAAAAAAAAD!!!!! *out of breath* yea owen? you ok? when a garbage truck goes potty, it needs a penis AND a butt. *points at owen* correct.

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The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor

6 years ago

It is easy to craft a plausible narrative that permits us to believe our troubles are all the fault of others. Easy to paralyze ourselves with bitterness and idle blame. Taking responsibility for our condition gives us the will to improve it. It gives us the strength to act.

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🐟 𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒏 🐠 @galgracen

6 years ago

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

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Julicorn @ChicksRule

6 years ago

I want a Roomba that says “ouchie“ when it bumps into things and leaves snarky comments as it vacuums. “Good lord, it’s dirty in here, Susan“ “Do I have to do everything in this pigsty“ “Well, if this isn’t your third bag of chips this week, Miss crumbs-a-lot“

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

6 years ago

My 8 week old son has taught me that to have a bowel movement you need to swing your arms around just right and make intense emotional eye contact with anyone in the room. I’ll be using this method from now on

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

6 years ago

Started cooking my Marie Calendars Chicken Pot Pie in the oven hopefully it’s done by lunch time Friday

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

6 years ago

I kiss my 8 week old son’s forehead in the morning when I leave for work, and I always leave a little splotch of coffee that was in my mustache. This is my act of anointing his life. My wife is NOT into it

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Luke St. Hilaire @GeckoLuke

6 years ago

Late night new dad product idea: shirts with a few pieces of Velcro over the left shoulder, and burp rags that have a little bit of velcro on them as well, so the burp rag stops slipping and dad stops accidentally getting into bed with a shoulder covered in baby milk barf