Stuart @Ham_Simple
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BANGMOUTH VILLAGE Episode 1 is out now! Watch full episode here: youtu.be/V2tywvt4_BA And if you like it, give it a ruddy share 😉 #comedy #soapopera #britishcomedy
If Ronnie O'Sullivan was Alexander the Great
If this tweet gets 1000 retweets, I will personally chip in the money to make HS2 go to Manchester.
If you're in or around Walton on Thames on September 17th, then come and support this benefit I'm doing. thelittleboxoffice.com/riverhouse/eve…
My paper with @DanTGilbert is out today in Nature: people believe that people are less kind than they used to be, they're probably wrong about that, and we have an idea where this illusion comes from. nature.com/articles/s4158…
screen time is out NOW📱watch (in full screen on your phone) here: youtu.be/bQYdc-FxeYg With @LolaRoseMaxwell directed/edited by @andrewnolanokay and produced by @whynowworld
Fifty photographs that you can buy from my Postcard Shop, see the full selection in a bit more detail here andrewbrooksphotography.com/andrew-brooks-…, miniature artworks for just 70p each’
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Proved my theory that i am the main character of this reality (sort of) @ianabramson
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Definitely got in my head a little bit on this self tape audish. #actorslife
Your annual reminder that not going through with this cursed clocks charade could save households an estimated £400 a year on their energy bills, save the UK a projected 450,000 tonnes of CO2, and save parents of young children weeks of sleep deprived agony.
'What's Happening' - our new show, starting Monday on YouTube. @bbcstudios @babycowLtd
Anthony Joshua: the money is for both dances
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