Heather Carlson @HeetherC

Check out @ElsaEverAfter or @HotLavaChicago for more shenanigans. Chicago, IL Joined April 2013

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

5 years ago

Has anyone tried throwing the votes in the blast chiller? #chopped #holidaybakingchampionship 🧁

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

I had to put on jeans today to wash all my athleisure and it was the hardest two hours of my life.

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

A symbol of everyone during covid isolation- getting pretty ripe and barely holding on.

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

My winter coat zipper broke and now my purse zipper broke. Pray for my jeans 🙏🏼

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

Look, it doesn’t matter how refined the chef on Food Network, if they say the word trifle I’m gonna think of Rachel Green, ok? #LayerOfBeef

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

Mom getting on el w her kid: Ok one more transfer and we’ll be home! Kid: But I just wanna go home, Moommmmm! Same, kid. Same. 🙌🏼

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

6 years ago

I’m just bougie enough to go to the fancy salad place for lunch but not too bougie to stop @7eleven for a Big Gulp @DietCoke 🥗🥤

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

7 years ago

Had a cold brew after my 3pm coffee curfew and pretty sure that wasn’t my best idea. 💃🏻🌪💃🏻💃🏻🌪💃🏻

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

7 years ago

“Heather, do you live dangerously?” Well, I use an eyelash curler, liquid eyeliner and mascara on the el so yeah, I think so.

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

7 years ago

TFW your conductor announces your el is having mechanical issues but you don’t care ‘cause that means your train is running express now. 🤷🏻‍♀️🚆🙋🏻‍♀️

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Heather Carlson @HeetherC

7 years ago

I’m no cleaning expert but I am baffled by all the people on HGTV shows who want all white kitchen cabinets and have two kids under 5. Isn’t that kinda dicey? #yolo I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️🧽🧹

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For my fellow @insecurehbo fans: I just typed “we got you” in an IM to a coworker. Promptly shook my head at myself but turns out she is a fellow Insecure fan, so I don’t have to quit now. Feeling so Frieda!