The Honeypot @HoneypotSatire
A satire site for the sexually hysterical. Co-founded/edited by @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger. medium.com/the-honeypot Your wildest dreams Joined November 2020-
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Wow, we’ve been quiet! Don’t worry, we’re still here! One of us just had a baby and the other is about 2/3 of the way through her plan for world domination— we’ll be giving updates soon, stay tuned😘
How CAN you capture that elusive “I want to get laid tonight” penis? @Lauritaberl has the rule book! medium.com/the-honeypot/t…
Our latest 🔥 piece by @Lauritaberl gives you all the secret rules for capturing the rare, elusive Desperate Man Dick! Check it out! medium.com/the-honeypot/t…
Pride is also for you, ace! Revisit this hilarious piece by editor @clareblackwood medium.com/the-honeypot/r…
One of our sexy editors is on set and killing it!!!💅💅💅
Paying people is sexy AF! Congrats! 😍🔥
Does this sound like any colleague you know? medium.com/p/d4c76ad5a5a1 @HoneypotSatire
Great start to my week: @HoneypotSatire just published my latest humor piece! medium.com/p/d4c76ad5a5a1 Thanks to editors @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger.
Thrilled to publish my first piece on @HoneypotSatire (on @Medium) Thanks to editors @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger and whoever does their fancy artwork!
Thrilled to publish my first piece on @HoneypotSatire (on @Medium) Thanks to editors @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger and whoever does their fancy artwork!
"Mark. Who would have thought a junior account manager fresh out of college could rise through the ranks to become the office S&M slave? Thanks for all your mentorship along that journey." By @Paul_Razzell medium.com/the-honeypot/f…
"Fuck, it’s so hot when you shake your head and say 'Yeah, it’s wild,' when your friends discuss how this will have a domino effect across the entire country, putting even more people at risk. You get that it is, indeed, wild." by @LazyGinger medium.com/the-honeypot/i…
Check out @HoneypotSatire's latest hilarious piece! It has something for everyone: obsession, beloved childhood tv characters, and igloo drama! 🐧🔥medium.com/the-honeypot/i…
"Lots of people have clammy hands on the first date, but you knew there was something wrong when you let go and caught him morphing his hand back into shape from under the table." By Ana McLaughlin medium.com/the-honeypot/i…
You want to know how the August 1995 Playgirl spread of Peter Steele of Type O Negative lead to my 'deflowering'? Yeah, hopefully my High School BF isn't reading this. 🫣 Check out my piece in @HoneypotSatire ⬇️⬇️ medium.com/the-honeypot/i…
Reminder that I've gathered 45+ humor and satire pubs into one post, with submission guidelines, examples, and information on pay/platform. Check it out here! kunkeltron.medium.com/a-list-of-humo…
I still cannot get over the fact that I wrote this and @HoneypotSatire published my silliness! If you could do me a solid, and read and laugh, that'd be wonderful. Please feel free to share! medium.com/the-honeypot/i…
It's official: I am a published writer with my first piece on @HoneypotSatire (@Medium) !!!!! I am so over the moon that my first published piece is about when I saw the long shlong of Peter Steele of Type O Negative.
It's official: I am a published writer with my first piece on @HoneypotSatire (@Medium) !!!!! I am so over the moon that my first published piece is about when I saw the long shlong of Peter Steele of Type O Negative.
Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood
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12K Followers 10K Following Views: @1843Mag @ABCNews @AJEnglish @BBCNews @CNN @DailyMailUK @Guardian @LitBritish @NPR @NYTimes @SkyArts @TheTimes @TEDx @VanityFairItBaby’s first ever festival win! ❤️ Couples Therapy, the short film I wrote, produced, and starred in, dir. by @braddworkin, won Best Horror Comedy at the Austin Comedy Film Festival! Now excuse me, Scorsese’s calling and I’m about to become SO insufferable!
We are brimming with anticipation. lithub.com/lit-hubs-most-…
HYSTERICAL: A Memoir is anticipated! "I imagine this one will feel cathartic for a lot of women feeling, oh, pretty fucking angry these days."
We are brimming with anticipation. lithub.com/lit-hubs-most-…
I’m repping @TheBeaverton across Ontario’s provincial parks in case some bears wanna have a rousing political debate
How CAN you capture that elusive “I want to get laid tonight” penis? @Lauritaberl has the rule book! medium.com/the-honeypot/t…
#3. Don't talk too much. But don't worry - he won't let you because he's fascinating. By @Lauritaberl medium.com/the-honeypot/t…
CBC DEBATE: We want the Canadian public to hear a balanced conversation on women’s autonomy, so we invited a world-renowned abortion specialist with three PhDs and also IncelChad69, a man from Reddit who thinks babies grow in the ground like potatoes
@HoneypotSatire Money money money money rockin everywhere! 🍑
Hello Short Humor World, we're now paying all PIC contributors, starting today!! 🤩
Does this sound like any colleague you know? medium.com/p/d4c76ad5a5a1 @HoneypotSatire
Great start to my week: @HoneypotSatire just published my latest humor piece! medium.com/p/d4c76ad5a5a1 Thanks to editors @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger.
Thrilled to publish my first piece on @HoneypotSatire (on @Medium) Thanks to editors @clareblackwood and @LazyGinger and whoever does their fancy artwork!
"Mark. Who would have thought a junior account manager fresh out of college could rise through the ranks to become the office S&M slave? Thanks for all your mentorship along that journey." By @Paul_Razzell medium.com/the-honeypot/f…
I am an over-educated millennial who has a cat and Bumble and all this this means is I am too old for Matt Gaetz to sexually traffick, and we all know this is the heart of the matter here.
Changing my name to ‘Fili Buster’ so my rights will be protected
Got mad, felt helpless, wrote a thing, you know the drill. Thank you to my editors for letting me swear five times in a single sentence.
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Everyone can stop freaking out. Elon loves free speech! That's why we can still say stuff like, "Elon's a sexy cool hunkazoid"- wait, sorry, I'm trying to say "Elon is such a total sex bomb that I, a woman, want to fuck him"- no, that's not what I typed at all, I MEAN "I love Elo
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