Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

I didn't attend college, but I read the same books and slept there a lot. I'm here to DM your wife. Probably. Joined January 2019

Tweets

74K
Followers

1K
Following

667
Likes

119K

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

It's been a stressful couple of days... Ahhh...an unsolicited tit pic in my DM.. Thank you kind woman! 😀😘

2 7 13 0 3

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

I haven't been here much today... I've been dealing with the clown car of con artists next door!

1 0 3 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

The landlord rented the other side to 1 woman with 3 kids..but she's never there. Her friend is there with those 3 kids and her..wait for it..11 kids! It's been less than a week and we're already fighting! You and your brood are not the tenants!!

1 1 2 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

I figured y'all seen the front plenty..#FriskyFriday

3 8 11 0 0

Download Image

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Love is a form of surrender. That's why it scares the shit out of you.

0 2 3 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Nobody send nudes or comment on mine in the morning! I've been getting distracted and slacking on my workouts!

1 1 3 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

You ordered the bbq sauce from childhood force of habit...but when you drive away, you remember that honey mustard is the superior chicken nugget dipping sauce.

0 2 3 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

If I told you that you have a great ass..would you smash it against my crotch? Something like that.

0 2 3 0 2

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

I've met far too many women with abusive husbands here.

0 1 3 0 1

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Ohio Senator @SenSherrodBrown posted pics of the Capital Building on FB yesterday..so my wife responded with pics of the destruction of downtown Columbus (where his office is) and a list of the private businesses that are gone and never to return. She rocks.

1 0 2 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

#ThirstyThursday..

3 8 17 0 2

Download Image

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Tried with the new neighbor..but no one goes to work, they're up all night - including the gaggle of children- I can tell by her eyes she's not just smoking weed. The youngest kid is a sweet little girl who is picked on by the others- including the adults! Won't speculate here y

1 0 0 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Anyone else wash their work clothes in the shower? Follow my for more frugal white trash tips!

0 1 4 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

Already pondering my pic for #ThirstyThursday...

0 1 1 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

That one follower.. I don't have to ask. Nudes. Every. Time. 😀 😘

0 0 0 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

If you never initiate the DM convo, I'm gonna assume you're only replying out of a sense of obligation.

0 0 0 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

The subject of abortion came up last night, and for once my liberal daughter and conservative wife actually agree on something! That as a man, I'm not allowed to have an opinion on the matter.

2 0 7 0 0

Let's make demons blush and angels jealous @JamieSweaty

4 years ago

The new neighbor has two little girls, 4 and 3. No sooner did I first say "Hi" from my back porch, they marched over, grabbed two child chairs from my yard and promptly sat themselves in front of me. That told me a lot.