MF @MF_return
trenchant insights & bon mots peepee soaked heckhole Joined January 2012-
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reminder that you can never truly own property as long as the government prevents you from building a 589-foot mixed use apartment tower on it
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Seeing one of these and freaking out thinking I’m driving WAY faster than I should be
Seeing one of these and freaking out thinking I’m driving WAY faster than I should be
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X the everything app
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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it
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Unpopular opinion but I like women. They smell nice and look pretty.
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When they start putting up the chairs at a restaurant it doesn’t mean you have to leave. It’s just chair time
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Remember this the next time you hear some right wing dingus complain about money going to research on mushroom enzymes or whatever
Remember this the next time you hear some right wing dingus complain about money going to research on mushroom enzymes or whatever
been waiting for this one
been waiting for this one
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i don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. i did everything right. i drank wine while i cooked. i had a hand towel over my shoulder. literally everything right
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People will go into great detail explaining why they’d never feel comfortable eating food prepared by some neighbor they don’t know, then proceed to DoorDash some ghost kitchen tacos
People will go into great detail explaining why they’d never feel comfortable eating food prepared by some neighbor they don’t know, then proceed to DoorDash some ghost kitchen tacos
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One more from Marie Howe
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Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into an even larger bag of M&Ms, 2016
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Heartbreaking: Area Man Not Good Enough at Math to Justify Lack of Eye Contact
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Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty theonion.com/search-for-pub…
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Wolf figure. Culture: Inuit. Place of origin: Pelly Bay, Nunavut, Canada. Date: 1954 AD. Medium: antler with pigment. Collection: The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
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Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997
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