Michael Scott, SRE @MichaelScottSRE
Corporate called and said we needed to start SREing 💥 #ChaosMichael Dundies Joined June 2021-
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Automated restart of an application that runs out of resources periodically?
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That's what she said 👇👇
That's what she said 👇👇
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We prefer to be shaken, not stirred...
We prefer to be shaken, not stirred...
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I assume @SimpsonsOps did it first
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So, popped into the office this morning for the first time in nearly 16 months. My keyboard👇😆😂😁🤣
I’ve decided to ban @SlackHQ in the Scranton office so that @MicrosoftTeams has a chance to become the office standard. I'll let @DwightSchrutePE figure out what's going to happen to all the #ChatOps / automation we used to depend on
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I really really need to write this talk….
I really really need to write this talk….
Not-even-adding-comments-anymore-driven-development @norootcause
Whack-a-mole-driven-development @norootcause
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Eventually consistent alerting
The confirmation bias will continue until we all agree with what I plan to do
OH - The “system was working” as designed, “the business” caused this issue by not paying attention to exception reports, hence the business was the root cause
Time to detect is in the eye of the beholder
If you really want to break some shit, just add and/or reorganize some legal entities #ChaosMichael
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