Midstream Mistress @MidstreaMistres
I’m all about flaring gas and eating ass, a real slut for stopples and always up for a hot tap. Here to drop your net back like it’s hot. #EFT Erath, LA Joined November 2022-
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I think the fact that we freed Griner for a terrorist is enough “caring about the WNBA” for the rest of the WNBAs existence and if you disagree you’re part of the problem.
I need to get fucked as hard as Putin fucked the US on this trade.
I need to get fucked as hard as Putin fucked the US on this trade.
For all the climate religionists out there, what happens if there’s a study from 2020 and 2021 (when there were massive reductions in man made GHG emissions) and there isn’t any meaningful impact to global warming?! Do y’all admit you’re wrong?
I wish a billionaire would fuck me as hard as @SBF fucked his customers
“Without Nazi’s we wouldn’t have been able to see what indiana Jones could really do” -Kanye (probably)
Oh sweetie didn’t anyone tell you the point is to sleep with the executives of O&G so you’ll never have to work a day again? Bless your little convict hear.
Oh sweetie didn’t anyone tell you the point is to sleep with the executives of O&G so you’ll never have to work a day again? Bless your little convict hear.
My plans for Friday night 😜 💦 🍑
My plans for Friday night 😜 💦 🍑 https://t.co/M2ttRneF87
I’m no dominatrix, but if I was, I’d never consider putting anyone through torture like this.
I’m no dominatrix, but if I was, I’d never consider putting anyone through torture like this.
Crazy how some folks confuse “unregulated pipelines” for pipelines that don’t have any regulations they have to follow.
Anyone else struggle to tell the difference between butt plugs and pipeline pigs?
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55 Followers 322 Following
WeirdOilYankovic @WeirdOilYank
277 Followers 439 Following The Bard of the Bonespring, The Jester of Jal, The Sultan of the STACK, The Poet of Petroleum - #EFT
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181.9M Followers 587 Following
River Oaks Problems @RiverOaksPrblms
6K Followers 515 Following A taste of the sweet life on the third coast. Not officially affiliated with *anything* Oaks, so lighten up it’s (still) Twitter.
Enron Summer Intern @EnronIntern
3K Followers 611 Following Looking forward to learning from the pros in Enron Finance this summer. #Ask Why. #growthegame
Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79
440K Followers 675 Following Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice
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22K Followers 580 Following On Oct. 1, 2021, the merger between Cabot and Cimarex has closed, creating the new E&P company, Coterra Energy.
Hinds Howard @MLPguy
6K Followers 872 Following infrastructure PM @ CBRE Investment Management. For personal stuff, find me @dadlifting...not investment advice.
Doomberg @DoombergT
252K Followers 1K Following Account no longer active, as explained here: https://t.co/eS3eVGe4jE All other green chickens are impostors. DMs checked infrequently.
Williams @WilliamsUpdates
7K Followers 2K Following Williams handles approximately 1/3 of the natural gas in the United States that is used every day to heat our homes, cook our food and generate our electricity.
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10K Followers 97 Following Energy savant. I invented the cube. Always downspace. Cash flow is an externality.
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5K Followers 855 Following #EFT's Dumbass Landman, Fujifilm/Sony Photographer, Part Time Writer/Full Time Reader, everyday is LandmanFriday™ with the right attitude
Nice Quarter Guys @NiceQuarterGuys
5K Followers 1K Following Being dogmatic is a good way to get run over in this life
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4K Followers 630 Following OnlyFans, commissioned 6/21. Follow for updates. EFT. Go Pokes. Dear Leader 🐝🚐
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Permian Landman @PermianLandman
6K Followers 873 Following Landman in the Permian - Oil & Gas + #Crypto Pronouns: Frac/Frack/Fraq
RTB 🚀 - AKA Mr Wen @RaisingTheBAR47
15K Followers 898 Following Challenging ShitCo+Ponzi mgmt and Furus on their BS. Not investment advice. I’m an idiot
Chevron Executive (Pa.. @ChevExec
5K Followers 683 Following Chevron executive parody account. Making my volumes the safe, clean, and responsible way. Reppin mid-con, we got it goin on, yeah we number 1.
Chevron @Chevron
390K Followers 265 Following Our greatest resource is our people. Their ingenuity and creativity have met the complex challenges of energy’s past. Together, we’ll take on the future.
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10K Followers 179 Following Fundamental analysis in the energy space. Not investment advice.
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461K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
Lou Pai’Dib Atreide.. @EnergyPeddler
8K Followers 2K Following Proud supporter of North American fossil energy. Energy, Stocks, Macro #EFT
Twain's Mustache @TwainsMustache
15K Followers 494 Following “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." I'm often wrong. Tweets are not investment advice. DYODD
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BRV @willrayvalentin
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Dan Pickering @pickeringenergy
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Collin McLelland 🏴.. @FracSlap
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Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman
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beers at the airport just hit differently
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Modern millennial women “I know my worth” - body count >75 - making 47K in advertising - emotional (EQ) of a toddler - wants a man over 6 feet making 150K
Midlander Bill Kent (Kent Kwik) picking up the tab for a Boone’s ranch
After five years on the market, the late T. Boone Pickens's 64,000-acre Texas ranch has sold. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
@ClownWorld_ It’s starting to be more scary vs funny anymore
“I think SBF is telling the truth” -@TheRealOJ32
In women it leads to getting ugly tattoos and complaining about why they can “never find a good guy.”
We must shut down all wind projects immediately
Glad to see Bloomberg picked up this important story. Critically endangered right whales are going to be killed by offshore wind and BOEM is hiding the facts. bloomberg.com/news/articles/… @WECProtect @windaction
@MidstreaMistres Not every butt plug can pig a line. That’s the difference.
@kanyewest I didn’t have Kim K. porn video on my Kanye bingo card but okay
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