Dont.LetThem.Find.Me @MommyNeedsANap
Loving Life With My 4 Boys and My Man. favstar.fm/users/MommyNee… My Own Happy Little World Joined February 2009-
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Meanwhile in California Bruce Willis sits by the mailbox waiting for residual checks to roll in nytimes.com/2021/11/23/sci…
My first Google search this morning, "Does Wisconsin have the death penalty?" #Wisconsin #waukeshaChristmasParade
"Scrub, scrub, scrub..." The sound of Travis Scott & Kylie Jenner cleaning their social media. #travisscottconcert #Travis_Scott #KylieJenner
The note I wish I could slip in my son's pocket on his wedding day.
If it’s a light white wine it doesn’t count as day drinking right?
My little empath is concerned.
This is so distracting. I can't focus on anything. I keep trying to work and my brain says, N.O.P.E.
Tequila or Xanax? Xanax or Tequila? No seriously, I'm asking :-/
Soooo... @CBP over 3 months and my Global Entry is still "Pending Review" ...what's up??
I'm so touched. My husband knows me so well he can tell he doesn't want to hear what I have to say before I even say it.
When my mother attempts to plug in a USB cable & it doesn’t go in, instead of flipping it over & trying again, she takes a hard look at the symbol on the side. That’s how convinced she is that she’s right. This is not an isolated incident.
Ooooooooooo! ITS ILLUSTRATED!!! @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark
So here's a question for you: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL THE FUCKING RAGE? (and keep living your life and doing the things...)
More than once. More than twice. Look around you, 1 in 6 women in America has been sexually assaulted. Not harassed, assaulted. #MeToo
Trump is so tone deaf, so lacking in compassion and self-awareness, I have to wonder if he’s on the spectrum. #trump
Hmmm...sounds like United might be changing its name to Dao Airlines soon. cnn.com/videos/us/2017…
I think I write screenplays in my dreams. Seriously.
You can generally judge my stress level by how cluttered my kitchen counters are...
Ahhh, gorgeous morning sunshine, revealing just how dirty my house really is...
Shane @shanethevein
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💙 Barron's Father .. @CamusOverEasy
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Robbie Warden 🏴�.. @robbywarden
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What Happens In Miami.. @HappenedInMiami
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April Dawn♒️ @AprilDawn57
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OverIt @buckeyegrad1991
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Boston Broad 🍀🦞 @Jennife66454425
153 Followers 2K Following Sarcasm and unpopular opinions are where it’s at
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THF Outdoors @ThfOutdoors
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Dr Ben Hall @DrBenLHall
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sassy snuggles @sassysnuggles78
10 Followers 240 Following I am a mom to four wonderful but active kids and a wife to a wonderful man retired combat vet with PTSD i love to blog as my diary and share life good and all.
Diane Vigna @DianeVigna
133 Followers 922 Following Kansas Democrat. Mom of Boys👩👦👦. Wine drinker 🍷 Coffee Lover ☕️ Midterm Voter. Bullshit Avoider.
STEAL THIS SHOW @STEAL_THIS_SHOW
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Maurene Hart @beautybymaurene
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Cooper Banks @CooperOnKXL
255 Followers 1K Following New co-host of Portland's Afternoon News on FM News 101.1 KXL. Close to 15 years in radio and over 10 years in news. Loving my new home! #KeepPortlandWeird
Megamouth Mama @MegamouthM
7 Followers 25 Following you've got to find the funny in life or it will find you
Chelsea @m0mofwildthings
62 Followers 536 Following Wife 💍 Mom to 2 boys and a baby girl, Addicted to books, coffee & sugar. Perfectionist 🤷🏻♀️ swears often.
Sluburban Mumma @SluburbanMumma
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Elisha & Elyssa @WhollyART
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Алина Пашке.. @Quiflir_Thiecul
136 Followers 3K Following Недостатки фигуры скрываются смелостью ее демонстрации.
books4storytime @books4storytime
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shauna @goldengateblond
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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
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maura quint @behindyourback
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John Gruber @gruber
358K Followers 2K Following Threads: @gruber ★ Mastodon: https://t.co/zMmW95yISs ★ Bluesky: @gruber.foo
Shane @shanethevein
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Justine Musk @justinemusk
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💙 Barron's Father .. @CamusOverEasy
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
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Myron Gaines @unplugfitX
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weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
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Andrew D. Huberman, P.. @hubermanlab
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WarMonitor🇺🇦 @WarMonitor3
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WarTranslated (Dmitri.. @wartranslated
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Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en
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Saint Javelin @saintjavelin
200K Followers 459 Following We started with one sticker and have now contributed over $2M to Ukraine's war effort since February 2022. DISCOVER OUR NEW COLLECTION 👇
Andrew Tate @Cobratate
9.2M Followers 780 Following IM NOT SCARED OF JAIL IM SCARED OF LIVING UNDER THE RULE OF RETARDS AND GAYS. I WILL FIGHT TILL THE BITTER END. Join the resistance: https://t.co/b2DF1rm9ij
cats that are up to n.. @catsuptonogood
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130K Followers 110 Following Hysterical posts on the internet | dm submissions
AnxietyProblem @AnxietyWithin
596 Followers 0 Following A movement to raise awareness on Mental Health
Anxiety UK (AUK) @AnxietyUK
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High on Life ⚡️�.. @highonlife_0_
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craziest interactions @crazyinteract
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Listen, Clive… 😡.. @anon_opin
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Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
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Qween Amor @QweenAmor
720 Followers 694 Following Performance Artist. Using music and dance as a means to send the world a message of love, freedom, truth and beauty.
Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck
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Historic Vids @historyinmemes
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IDIOTS DU VILLAGE @_IDVL
1.6M Followers 129 Following No Context Idiots 🤦♂️ | Contact DM or [email protected]
Dr Isabella Rosner @IsabellaRosner
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Why you should have a.. @ShouldHaveDogs
30K Followers 48 Following The perfect account to show to your parents when you want a dog🐶❤️
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
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Pinal County Sheriff�.. @PinalCSO
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Cup of Justice Podcas.. @cupofjustice
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Eric Bland @TheEricBland
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@MattWallace888 delivery man lost his son few years ago.. this little boy hug had a special meaning to him
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@ClownWorld_ Inspire resort in South Korea looks insane 🔥
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Regardless of whether someone uses talk therapy or pharmacology, or a combination of the two to achieve relief from depression, ultimately, any relief they experience is the consequence of neural plasticity (also called neuroplasticity), which is essentially changes in the…
Kerch Bridge on Fire by Budana The lead single of Summer 2023
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Over 80% of these children will grow up to be gay if left the hell alone. The trans cult is deeply homophobic at its core. Stop transing the gay away. Let kids be kids.
Save the masculine girls and the feminine boys. They are being eradicated and swallowed up by gender ideology and the Medical Industrial Complex. Gender nonconforming children are not trans.
Maybe instead of telling a girl that prefers blue over pink or a boy that likes makeup and Barbies that they were born in the wrong body and need to become big pharma patients for life to be happy, we teach them that there’s no wrong way to be a boy or a girl, and they are…
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When the tables have turned.. 😂
The last thing you ate is what you have to name him
@TommyBeFamous @dannopotamus You ate a lot of paint chips as a child, didn't you?
PRIDE IS NOT FOR KIDS.
This is what kids in Washington D.C. saw today at "pride". This is sexual abuse and the left has been cheering it on. Look at this sick mom smiling as her kid is forced to watch @QweenAmor spread their legs. Clearly the pride flag matters more to @DCPoliceDept than child safety.
Parents of kids at Edison High School in Huntington Beach, California say this video was played to their kids in math class. The kids clearly didn’t want to watch this pride video so the teacher threatened them with Saturday school to get them to watch it.
Terror on the building site! Safety first! 👷♂️👷♂️
Terrifying thing about this is having to ask the Question: Real or Fake? How much longer until we don't actually know...
Always be aware of your surroundings... 😱⚫️
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