Mama MKDPR @PoopRainbowMama
Having kids creates daily laugh or cry situations. Ours are on https://t.co/mlEMukMQmz. MADS 2015 Finalist.PR friendly: [email protected] pooprainbows.com Scotland, United Kingdom Joined March 2015-
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Dear new parents, the phrase “wipe a nose” is deceptive- you have to pinch that bad boy. Also, pull up nappies tear at the sides and envelope collars pull down to avoid poonamis in the hair. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
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Booked a flight through easyjet directly. Was able to change the date with no charge 👍 Had 3 passengers booked on the same flight but booked through @lastminute_com. They want to charge me €211 to make the same change. Why are you stealing from me, lastminute.com?
Kid B: what do I do? Kid C: wat I do? Kid D: wot I su know? Me: All your work is on google classroom. Please watch the TV I made explaining. #DistanceTeaching #day01
I am a teacher attempting distance learning. Here’s how it’s going: Day 01: All work sent. 0.2 seconds later the emails begin. Kid A: do we have to do topic, science, English or Maths today? Me: All. It’s a normal school day.
Homophobia is getting me down. A parent in my son’s class trying to ‘save’ my family with church, my 4 year old said it would be more ‘sensible’ if I married a man and an sibling of my student announced her 9 year old sister was two young to have been told I’m married to a woman
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you probably had the correct amount of pasta in the first place - before you threw the second lot in.
Just went up to a lady with not one but TWO newborns strapped to her chest in a baby sling. ‘They’re beautiful. Good on you’, I said, nodding my admiration. She looked at me, appalled. I looked at her babies again. They were breasts. Just two, massive breasts. Great.
“A rolling stone gathers no moss” so how does a moving ceiling fan gather dust?
I made the rookie mistake of trying to vent about my toddler on Instagram and got flooded with messages like “she’s just a little girl with big emotions” and “just be patient”. Yeah I know all of that Karen, but sometimes being a mom is hard and just flat out sucks.
I’ts becoming more and more obvious that people like me (black and Muslim) are not welcome here in England and we will never be English. But let me make this clear. I am not here as part of this ‘great takeover’ I am not here to bring Sharia law. I am here bcos they were there
THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE: For adults angry at a child.
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Most of Britain after hearing Boris Johnson is prime minister. #NotMyPM
My husband bought my 4-year-old a whistle at #GlasgowPride today. A WHISTLE. It's like he's never lived with a small child.
I think we all agree that Donald Trump is a vile, racist, and incompetent bag of guts and waters. How happy I would be to tell him "YOU'RE FIRED" next November.
Dear @KLM Re: passengers complaining about a breastfeeding mum on board. just a thought but rather than make the mum feel like shit why not offer the offended arsehole these two options. A complimentary eye mask or a parachute.. “I’ll get the door for you sir, off you fuck”. 👍🏻
Tell you what kids, I'll sit here and listen to your story which takes 25 minutes and make absolutely NO sense at all if you listen to me when I ask you to get your bloody shoes on. Deal?
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