avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice

Joined December 2017

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Acyn @Acyn

a day ago

Are the groceries cheap yet

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avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice

a week ago

I have succumbed to the fake humility and self-promotion of a LinkedIn bragging post. Look what they’ve done to your boy.

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Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert

3 weeks ago

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs. They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

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anxiety at law ❤️‍🔥 @ANXIETYATLAW

a month ago

Accepting OC’s unnecessarily antagonistic additions to a joint status report because that’s “their position”

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Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit

a month ago

Hijinks! A judge calls jurors in for a venire - including people with whom he has a grudge - and then has them arrested for violating Texas law about juror residency. Likely all an elaborate set up to eliminate 3 voters in a county with only 64 residents! /1

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res judicatie @cat_i_e

2 months ago

“you look like you own a labubu” (derogatory)

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avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice

2 months ago

I bought new shoes on prime day. They were too small and ordered a size larger. The price is now $10 less than the prime day sale. Prime day is a scam.

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avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice

3 months ago

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano

3 months ago

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

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Myriam F. 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @FacciniMyriam

3 months ago

Here's a good use of street signs! #nokings #resist 🇺🇸✊

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derek guy @dieworkwear

3 months ago

talked to an immigrant cobbler at my local shoe repair shop who told me he found out a customer supported deportations so he put a tiny pebble in his insole on purpose

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Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge

3 months ago

i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe

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avocado-at-law🏳️‍🌈 @ProGuacVice

4 months ago

If you are not alarmed, you are not paying attention.

CSPAN @cspan

4 months ago

If you are not alarmed, you are not paying attention.

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Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano

4 months ago

Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand

4 months ago

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Ed @ted_pen

4 months ago

this is so important. kids should be taught to deal with high volume email correspondence from an early age. it is a crucial skill in the workplace

That 1 @ihtiandrs12

4 months ago

this is so important. kids should be taught to deal with high volume email correspondence from an early age. it is a crucial skill in the workplace

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Curtis Morrison @curtismorrison

4 months ago

F.B.I. arrests judge: F.B.I. agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee on Friday, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from federal authorities nytimes.com/live/2025/04/2…

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Max Burns @themaxburns

5 months ago

From the U.S. Holocaust Museum: "What distinguishes a concentration camp from a prison (in the modern sense) is that it functions outside of a judicial system. The prisoners are not indicted or convicted of any crime by judicial process." Welp.

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Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers

5 months ago

One of my weekend joys is watching my son and his buddies work to perfect their Magic the Gathering decks, carefully debating each choice and each omission, and I hope that Secretary Lutnick's parents feel the same joy whenever he cracks opens the Harmonized Tariff Schedule.