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About 3.3" here in the West U area of Houston. Surprised me when I measured! Remember, try to take a total of 10 measurements in an undisturbed, flat area and average them for a true total.
It is pouring snow right now. In Houston. Big fat flakes. My little dog hates it. She cried to be picked up.
I was not out of office over the holidays but everyone else was. Now I will be out 3rd-9th. Let’s see how this goes!
Are you really asking for legal advice or do you just want an attorney to make a normal decision for you
Chris has got a very good primer for nonlawyers and lawyers alike. It’s … a very tough case for the law’s challengers.
Chris has got a very good primer for nonlawyers and lawyers alike. It’s … a very tough case for the law’s challengers.
We don’t have to be embarrassed by our Senator, we can get a new one. And today that’s exactly what we’ll do.
houston (harris county) voters have cast 103.8k in-person votes today as of 11am. combined with the early vote (in-person + mail), that's 1,336,760 ballots cast. we have 2,693,055 registered voters here. the other 1,356,295 of you have until 7pm to get in line.
I wonder if a pissed off government employee has ever shot out a public records request to see if their coworkers were talking shit
Don’t think of it as “holding a grudge.” Think of it as “having high standards and a long memory.”
A wasp flew in my apartment last night. I guess we are roommates now. I can’t reach it with anything (even if I wanted to) and it won’t fly back out the balcony door.
Hi, local reporter who’s also been traveling some of the most rural and hard hit areas across WNC. You’ve shared my reporting before, so I assume there’s some trust in me. Here’s the context I’ve learned on the ground:
Hi, local reporter who’s also been traveling some of the most rural and hard hit areas across WNC. You’ve shared my reporting before, so I assume there’s some trust in me. Here’s the context I’ve learned on the ground:
Save me from business people making changes to my language because they think it “means the same thing” when actually it achieves the opposite of what I was going for.
In anticipation of Hurricane Milton, here are some legal resources: The Florida Bar Young Lawyers Division has a Disaster Relief Hotline that provides basic civil legal services for people who cannot otherwise afford representation. 1-866-550-2929 /1
people are saying this is apocalyptic but really i think residents there are fortunate to have officials notifying them this way
Not easy to do this, but Eric and I were named finalists for Houstonian(s) of the Year, which is badass but also triggers an imposter syndrome response. So thank you @HoustoniaMag and feel free to vote for us or one of the other amazing finalists included.
Not easy to do this, but Eric and I were named finalists for Houstonian(s) of the Year, which is badass but also triggers an imposter syndrome response. So thank you @HoustoniaMag and feel free to vote for us or one of the other amazing finalists included.
It’s a new one for me to hear that terms we expressly disagreed with were ‘closed’ on the original terms.
It still hasn’t been enough time for the white guy in jeans to make it to Houston, but in a couple hours, we’ll be watching for a white 33 yo in jeans in this city of millions. Totally on it.
I need to stop including brackets in templates because people never delete them. Even when I remind them!
❗️ Texas lawyers can temporarily register with the North Carolina State Bar to provide pro bono legal services to victims of Hurricane/Tropical Storm Helene, following an order by the North Carolina Supreme Court. Learn more: blog.texasbar.com/2024/10/articl…
❗️ Texas lawyers can temporarily register with the North Carolina State Bar to provide pro bono legal services to victims of Hurricane/Tropical Storm Helene, following an order by the North Carolina Supreme Court. Learn more: blog.texasbar.com/2024/10/articl…

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