PuddingCatt @PuddingCatt
If you can't laugh, then you must be a dog. Except for Scooby Baptist, but he's one of a kind. Church Parking Lot, USA Joined April 2013-
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My real account needs a break. So he sent the Cat in as a sub. #pffftwhatever ;)
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If anyone's looking for trouble, I saw him putting the potluck cookies in his pants pockets.
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Reminder from @HennyBinn to Fall Back tonight. Whooooooshhhhh!
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It bothers me when Walmart trends for anything other than being a giant creep.
*yawn* *stretch* *roll over* *fall off top of high profile vehicle* *walk away as if I meant to do that*
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You should name your child "Weekend" so everyone would be glad when they are around.
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#Christianity, if false, is of no importance, & if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important-CSLewis
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The only acceptable way to get "high" is to sit in the balcony at church.
@chattytamster as of now, I'd say 7. If you know me, great, if you don't, then you don't need to.
Don't blame me for my inability to type! I'm a cat!!
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rt @steffoff My brain just logged me out due to inactivity and now I can't remember my password.
@melodymacaw happy snappy! @pfffftwhatever @DonnaGeee here's your present:
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@melodymacaw @pfffftwhatever @ChurchPLCat
@melodymacaw @DonnaGeee @pfffftwhatever yes, or those metal noise maker things...
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@ChurchPLCat @DonnaGeee @melodymacaw #ICantTakeSoMuchExcitement
@melodymacaw @pfffftwhatever 11 meow...I mean now...
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