Dear Boss @_DearBoss_
Dear Boss, These are all the things I wish I could say to your face. Unfortunately, I really need this job. Joined September 2013-
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Dear Boss, Next time you try to login to my account behind my back, don't choose "Send a text" option to try to recover my password. #busted
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Dear Boss, You're a grown man with a college degree. You should be able to type using more than your two index fingers. #12wordsperminute
Dear not my boss, just because your assistant is out of town doesn't mean I will drop everything to help you send an email. #Doityourself
"I need some help with this" "Okay but you know I'm allergic to physical labor" #OhWeKnow 😂
Dear Boss, when you mess up don't make an excuse. Own up to it. #iKnowYouLied 😑
Dear Boss, Why do I always end up carrying items over 10lbs for you? Looks like you can't handle heavy lifting... literally or figuratively.
Dear boss, when someone sends both of us an email with questions, be sure to hit reply all so we both don't send emails and look like idiots
Dear Boss, How have you worked here for a year without memorizing the office address or phone number?!
I had no idea you coined the term "unchurched people". After overhearing a phone convo of yours, I now know. I'm humbled to work with you.
Dear Boss, when you said were coming in to "get things done", I imagined you doing something besides jamming to Justin Bieber's Christmas CD
Dear Boss when you ask a dumb question followed by "Am I being an idiot"the answer will always be YES!#DontAskQuestionsYouDontWantAnswersTo
Dear Boss, You are incorrect. Nelson Mandela was not famous for his athletic abilities. #worldhistoryfordummies #fitting
Dear Boss, You asked about the difference b/w your & you're. Allow me to illustrate it for you: YOU'RE driving me nuts w/ YOUR incompetence.
Dear Boss, how do you not know the plot of Hunger Games? FYI - it's nothing like Lord of the Rings. #theoddsareNEVERinyourfavor
Dear Boss, did you really just ask me how many quarters are in a year?! The exact same number of quarters there are in anything... FOUR!
Dear Boss, Just told you to spit out your blowpop before you head into the conference room for a mtg. Didn't realize I was your babysitter.
Dear Boss, as kind as you are to invite me to your BBQ this weekend, let's try to avoid spending time tolerating each other off the clock.
Dear Boss, you need me to make a phone call for you because you don't know how to dial long distance? Who wipes you? #ineedanewjob
Dear Boss, I don't like this good cop/bad cop deal. If you're going to send me to do your dirty work, don't run along behind me apologizing.
Dear Boss, you connect your dell to an external display on a weekly basis. Why am I still walking you through it each time? #PCsfordummies
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