Elon Musk is a cunt @Reynolds
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As for the rest of you, I wish only the best for you, that you continue to find your people. And also to remind you to never trust a Tory, no matter what colour tie they wear. <end of transmission>
So this is it, for Musk, I shall leave my current user name unchanged, and I hope he is bankrupted and has an utterly miserable life for destroying my only real social connection with people.
I do wonder how media/PR companies are going to continue using Twitter, but not enough to keep me on here. I’m not on any other SM site, just email, Reddit and some Discord servers (and while I still have a blog site, I’ve not updated it in years)
And so, I shall say farewell to you all, you were good fun and I learned a lot from a whole bunch of you. I even enjoyed pissing Nazis off on here. I joined a load of newsletters, and I’ll still have my [email protected] email address.
With Twitter banning third party clients (let’s face it Musk’s thrashing around in a panic) I am no longer using this site. I used to evangelise it in the early days, and have made some good friends and acquaintances here, but Musk has fucked it for me.
Gonna say, if I can’t use a third party app, then I’m going to delete my Twitter account. Or maybe sell my account to someone. (In case you wonder if I stop calling for armed revolution against the Tories suddenly.)
One of the first things I was told in a lecture during my nurse training was ‘beware of people who call nursing a vocation, it’s normally an excuse to pay you less’. I kept it in mind during my whole career
One of the first things I was told in a lecture during my nurse training was ‘beware of people who call nursing a vocation, it’s normally an excuse to pay you less’. I kept it in mind during my whole career
A picture is worth a thousand words. #GoldenGlobes
‘Did not answer when asked about how they are supporting the Trust’. Lovely question, hats off to the journalist.
‘Did not answer when asked about how they are supporting the Trust’. Lovely question, hats off to the journalist.
Not actually a parody account as far as I can see 😂
@PoliticsJOE_UK Hes right there marixst trash
Jonathan Gullis says striking teachers are "Commies and Bolsheviks" deliberately "making sure that kids suffer."
I wish I had £100 for every time Bolsonaro was in the hospital Which is why I'm currently breaking into his house again, cos I know he's not home, lol #ThePerfectCrime
Do me a favour and tell me what crimes are having the resources taken away so I can go do some crimes without any fear of getting caught. (And I know ‘doing coke in Parliament’ will continue to be ignored despite the obvious damage it’s doing)
Do me a favour and tell me what crimes are having the resources taken away so I can go do some crimes without any fear of getting caught. (And I know ‘doing coke in Parliament’ will continue to be ignored despite the obvious damage it’s doing)
As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.
tl;dr - I think the real existential threat of AI between now & 2050 isn't killer robots - it's computers taking over the work of millions of people *across sectors* pretty much all at once. (& privacy/ethics concerns, but @Wolven can explain that better than me)
Now talk about the MP who coincidentally hasn’t spoken in the HoC since some anonymous MP was arrested on rape charges and told not to come in to the HoC…
12 Monkeys
Love that Bowie's disguise on public transportation was to change nothing about his physical appearance and just pretend to read a Greek newspaper instead, making people assume he was a Greek dude that just happened to look a lot like David Bowie
Every tabloid journalist watching the Harry interview: total freedom of the press is sacred. A fragile, beautiful, vitally important jewel in our democracy. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to log on to Instagram to find my next story because I think a woman may have worn a thing.
London's Air Ambulanc.. @LDNairamb
74K Followers 2K Following The charity that delivers an advanced trauma team to critically injured people in #London 🚁 📥DMs monitored Monday to Friday 9-5
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman
26K Followers 1K Following Disinformation, Cyber-security & North Korea wonk at @BBCMonitoring. Former internet celebrity, author, a bit 🇬🇧 & a bit 🇮🇪. Arsenal. Also on Bluesky.
General American Empi.. @alimesaji31
683 Followers 7K Following من به سوی موفقیت قرار می دهم و به آرامش برسانم I bring success and comfort @elonmusk is my friend 🇺🇸❤️🇩🇪❤️🇺🇲
keemosabee @cheeky_monkey01
407 Followers 839 Following married-dad-cynical . will admit when I'm wrong
Timii @Timii_TC
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1K Followers 2K Following I've been a miner for a heart of gold And I'm getting old *Cup a Soup connoisseur
Michael Beaumont @lonerhinoceros
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shazz @shazz2505
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Bobbie @BobbieMac60
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Patricia Sianturi @patriciasiantur
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arsenalgodyoutuber @vfdgameroblox
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WILLIAM RAPLEY @BruceBondBauer
12 Followers 35 Following This rebranding couldn’t be handled worse if Elon Musk announced that Tweets will now be called X-cretes.
Quirky Queer @tash_cantle
159 Followers 250 Following Queer n Quirky. Woke Leftie. Animal Lover. Coffee Drinker. True Crime Junkie & NRL fan. Imperfect but good ❤️. Gen X. 🇦🇺
Robert282828 @Robert282860132
85 Followers 96 Following Open to all the happiness there is in life. Positive vibes only, please. My faith is strong and getting stronger.
cassandrasmirks on ot.. @SmirksCassandra
607 Followers 2K Following Throwing FAY'S & bless-your-hearts while riding roos through the outback.
Justin Truong @LastOxygen
416 Followers 252 Following FCGOATCELONA fan💙❤️||Frenkie de jong enthusiast||Road to 3k✨
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355 Followers 124 Following Metacard holder, Wealth holder. Dm for business inquiries.
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379 Followers 256 Following |Covering All Things Apes All The Time| |#1 Name in Bored Ape News 🦍| The Paper Of Record | Subscribe To The Pinned Newsletter ⬇️ | Story Idea? DM Me!
Oriana Qintero @OrianaQintero
344 Followers 212 Following Owl Gang Creator, Lighting Technician, Sound Engineer, Video tech, Rigger, and Team Leader Raised by Kupunas
carlota rutland @carlotavrutland
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D1 Irish ☘️ @peakraider33
344 Followers 1K Following God, Country, Notre Dame. Not necessarily in that order. 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦🇮🇱🇮🇪PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY Blocked by @Moms4Liberty Despised by Leftists and MAGA
Jel @few_asparagus
365 Followers 4K Following
David Bartlett @Bartlett_DJ
5K Followers 4K Following Tasmanian, always and first. Former Premier, Dad, Husband, may randomly start talking about basketball, music, politics and myself at anytime.
Anderson @Anderson268906
65 Followers 158 Following
kat whyte she/her @kaluleol
347 Followers 2K Following I'm here because I'm interested in what people have to say about stuff. love the animal pics. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
ElsieAnna✝💜☮ @BarbaraRom20315
2K Followers 3K Following "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore" Revelation 21:4💜
Bitches Brew @Caro23281707
220 Followers 1K Following nillius observa It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. Henri Poincare
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GRAND THEFT AUTO 6 TO.. @GTA6_TOKEN
173 Followers 516 Following Official account for GTA6token - unlock the future of gaming and innovation. Join us on this epic journey! 🚀 #GTA6 #Crytogaming #AirDrop
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264 Followers 1K Following Fitness voyager navigating the unexplored realms of health, crypto astronaut floating in the financial cosmos, and NFT explorer charting undiscovered pixelate .
Maria Sasha @MariaSasha21455
117 Followers 592 Following Crypto curator crafting a gallery of financial masterpieces, gym virtuoso playing the symphony of strength, and NFT dreamweaver painting dreams in pixels. 🏛️ .
Duncan Jones @ManMadeMoon
362K Followers 1K Following Director of Moon, Source Code, Warcraft, Mute, the graphic novel MADI & the kids Stenton & Zowie. New film(s) in the works.
RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton
147K Followers 27 Following The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)
HappyToast★ @IamHappyToast
82K Followers 1K Following Nonsense. Encourage me https://t.co/Gz3FiSMkeT https://t.co/VnAzGc1UGB https://t.co/z5xvaRPrDn
Mayor of London @MayorofLondon
3.2M Followers 2K Following Tweets before 9 May 2016 are from the previous Mayor.
Billy Bragg @billybragg
322K Followers 33 Following The Big Nosed Bard From Barking The Roaring Forty | 1983-2023 | Out Now
Danny Wallace @dannywallace
196K Followers 1K Following Coming to Nottingham, Brighton, Bath, Hay and many more soon https://t.co/hlXpS3nTiE
Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman
26K Followers 1K Following Disinformation, Cyber-security & North Korea wonk at @BBCMonitoring. Former internet celebrity, author, a bit 🇬🇧 & a bit 🇮🇪. Arsenal. Also on Bluesky.
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
86K Followers 743 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc
Tom Coates @tomcoates
42K Followers 1K Following New product strategy & development. Prev: BBC, Yahoo, Time Out, Nokia, Jawbone, Wired & Eero. Founded some stuff. Bluesky: https://t.co/h2AAT5beco
GtotheP but floors @gtothepfloors
174 Followers 151 Following Alright lads! This is my work account ... I restore floors from polishing marble to wood sanding. Check .... it ..... out! Give me a shout if I can help YOU!
Council Estate Media @CEstateMedia
132K Followers 39K Following Website promoting working-class politics
Todd Stashwick @ToddStashwick
60K Followers 2K Following Actor: Star Trek Picard, 12 Monkeys Writer:@Skydance & @marvelgames 1943 Rise of Hydra, Scoundrel, Dungeon Master (he/him) https://t.co/BA0bkxwDnv
yana @exaltiora
35K Followers 30 Following when it grows bright, the particles start to marvel having made it through the night
Ian Hutchings @IEHutchings
193 Followers 202 Following Husband, Father, Paramedic, WBA F.C. & Warwickshire CCC fan. Lowering the tone of conversations since 1973...
Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry
83K Followers 5 Following Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.
Craig Nikolic @CraigNikolic
4K Followers 1K Following NHS GP Federation COO. Not a GP/clinician. Ex artillery forward observer, with dodgy knees and hearing.
The Midnight Society @midnight_pals
33K Followers 560 Following King, Lovecraft, Koontz, Poe, Barker & others telling stories round the campfire. Header by David Mumford. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Tweets by @bitterkarella
Parody Rishi Sunak @Parody_PM
276K Followers 977 Following Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Victoria Duncan @SNeurotypicals
63K Followers 4K Following Autistic woman writing about autism, neurodiversity, and neuronormative culture. She/her Banner credit to @dorrismccomics
Holdfast 🇬🇧🇺.. @holdfast
140 Followers 209 Following IT worker for the biggest employer in the UK. Married, 2 YA kids.
Caelan 🏳️🌈.. @incey_wincey
170 Followers 730 Following Not sure if it's just social ineptitude or an avoidant personality. He/him
Jo Maugham @JolyonMaugham
437K Followers 2K Following Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
Classical Studies Mem.. @CSMFHT
498K Followers 1K Following We post memes from a variety of sources, related to Classics and the ancient world. Stick around and you might learn a thing or two! We ❤️ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🤜🤛🏿🌍
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
710K Followers 438 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] *Personal views only* https://t.co/GMXSgqZUvF
Zepla 🇺🇦 🇺�.. @Xepla
95K Followers 1K Following Bun Enthusiast • Twitch Partner • FFXIV Content Conjurer • https://t.co/iKt66hH3XX
Nancy @SluggoIsLit
36K Followers 4 Following This account is not associated with Nancy, Olivia Jaimes, or GoComics.
Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2
66K Followers 2K Following Books about the dark, scary pop culture of the 70s and 80s. Vol One: https://t.co/Gghqdc9kfv Vol Two: https://t.co/IIjQCrzrWx [email protected]
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 598 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Ruth Amos 💡 @RuthAmos
7K Followers 1K Following Inventor and Engineer (she/her) ✨ @kidsinventstuff | @stairsteady | Public Speaker | Presenter | #girlswithdrills #wildmakerwomen #womenwhoweld #steminist
The Chunguska Event @Seej500
651 Followers 354 Following cannot be stopped, will never die, loved by all, feared by gods often very mean to transphobes @seej500.bsky.social (he/him - cis)
JayzTwoCents @JayzTwoCents
1.1M Followers 102 Following Just a mediocre Tech YouTuber doing mediocre things! [email protected]
dag @d_a_t_green
222K Followers 2K Following Now usually at Mastodon and Substack. This account now mainly used for linking to my stuff elsewhere. Account previously named @davidallengreen.
Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat
448K Followers 618 Following Official Twitter. Welcome! 👋 A hangry, but lovable 🐱 Animation-illustrations-exclusives. ✏️ by Simon Tofield. Films & Merch 👉 https://t.co/R6jVtcTxCZ
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
Dick's Petting Zoo @DicksPettingZoo
4K Followers 1K Following The Perfect Day Out For All The Family. Management Holds No Responsibility For Loss Of Limbs, Fingers, Eyes And Faces.
Dr Samantha Batt-Rawd.. @sbattrawden
113K Followers 2K Following Critical care without walls | NHS Consultant in Intensive Care Medicine & Pre-Hospital Emergency Medicine | HEMs 🚁 | Rugby doc 🏉 | Mum to NHS miracle Joshua |
Brittlestar @brittlestar
159K Followers 5K Following ✌️❤️🇨🇦 Stewart Reynolds -The Internet's Favourite Dad* (*unproven) | Be someone's good luck - [email protected]
Lou Kellett @LouKellett
1K Followers 700 Following This product did not meet my expectations. Excarnation Coordinator ('the Attenborough anti-Christ'). Food Consultant to AI Julie Andrews. @[email protected]
Bob Chipman 😁 bobc.. @the_moviebob
27K Followers 5K Following Updates for Bob Chipman + MovieBob Productions - THE BIG PICTURE, MOVIEBOB REVIEWS & more! Joined March 2011 https://t.co/zZK75H7KTt
Doug Jones @actordougjones
123K Followers 1K Following That tall skinny fellow from Hocus Pocus, Hellboy, Silver Surfer, Pan’s Labyrinth, The Shape Of Water, Star Trek Discovery, What We Do In The Shadows.
Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd
110K Followers 427 Following Be-shadowed music reviewer on YouTube, cohost of @SongVsSongPod Patreon: https://t.co/VE9NNAJlih Media/inquiries: [email protected]
BabelColour @StuartHumphryes
202K Followers 98 Following I'm Stuart Humphryes: known on-line as BabelColour. I enhance early colour photography. I do not colourise. My new book 'The Colors of Life' is out now!
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
489K Followers 4K Following 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 https://t.co/vKvrwjA92K 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
Dave Bautista @DaveBautista
1.5M Followers 246 Following Father. Friend. Dog Dad. #DreamChaser Retired @wwe Superstar - Owner of DC Society Ink - Movie Maker Dogbone Ent🎬
The Old Republic @SWTOR
302K Followers 47 Following Official SWTOR account. ESRB: TEEN with Blood and Gore, Mild Language, Sexual Themes, Violence
Sebastian Roché💙 @sebroche
444K Followers 2K Following Actor. Here in name only, I’m on Threads https://t.co/8hLKXZ9stX……
michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen
729K Followers 1K Following Welsh. Serious Actor. Flying Monkey. Wild Thing. Bare-footed buffoon. Tiddle Toddle. he/him
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203K Followers 1K Following You think you've seen or maybe heard me from somewhere. Ezekiel/Cyborg etc. -@kharypayton on IG he/him
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1.1M Followers 2K Following Don’t get scammed. If you don’t see the blue check mark, it ain't me! @EasyStreetBook is now available. Order link below. Instagram: @perlmutations
Jaida Elcock is Shark.. @soFISHtication
27K Followers 948 Following MIT-WHOI PhD candidate | cofounder of @miss_elasmo🦈 | IG: sofishtication_ | she/her | Venmo: jaielcock | all opinions are my own
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51K Followers 1 Following When 'Cocoon' reached theaters on June 21, 1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. Here, we make note of people who have reached that age.
SMALL GODS can be fou.. @SmallGodSeries
4K Followers 95 Following Lee Moyer (Icons) and Seanan McGuire (Stories) bring you their big series of small deities on TUMBLR, INSTAGRAM and MASTODON. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
Satanic Bay Area @SatanicSF
22K Followers 2K Following Atheistic, left-wing Satanists in San Francisco and larger Bay Area. Also hosts of the @BlackMassAppeal podcast. Satanic Art History tweet series updates daily.
Technoccult @techn0ccult
4K Followers 721 Following Mutate Your Mind - https://t.co/ofJ9btUHM7 - https://t.co/9ehaga7Y6N
Skills! Love the tyre solution
Engineers and builders at the professional level👏
Normally not a fan of covers … but there’s something delightful about Chris Daughtry & Lzzy Hale turning Journey’s “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)” into an Evanescence song … only thing missing is the Michael Bay movie this plays over the end credits of
This photo is amazing. Here are the forms that nursing teams need to fill out for each patient on admission. Ask Joe Public what they want their nurses doing and it defo won’t be this! NUTS
I don’t know what’s going on here, but if you involve yourself in a physical confrontation with someone who is calmly brushing aside flying chairs without losing eye contact, you have made a grievous fucking error
This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.
Use or swap your regular postage stamps by 31 Jul 2023 👇 Please note: You cannot exchange these at the Post Office - you can only do this directly with Royal Mail.
For anyone else who was looking for a side-by-side comparison of the Barbie trailer with 2001: A Space Odyssey, here ya go!
From a mate Ian and as true today as when it first was written
okay here is My Advice Today. go here, authorize this app, and export the list of people you're following as a CSV. that way if the site explodes you can still have a list of names to try to find in all the other places.
WATCH: More disturbing footage shows mid-air collision at Wings Over Dallas air show; number of injuries still unknown
Time to vote for the worst science stock photos ever! 1. Hold My Soldering Iron.
31 Cities. 10,000+ video submissions. 100,000+ voices. Captured by you, at every show across the North American Tour. After many hours of editing time I give you……. WISE MEN SAY :)
So funny 🤣🤣😂😂... But sadly so true...
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