Robin Tuttle @RobinATuttle
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BOOM! A federal judge has just denied an attempt by parents to allow 44 unvaccinated children return to school in New York. In other words, Science prevailed and another one of the GOP's factless conspiracy theories lost yet again. Thank you Judge Vincent Briccetti!
Women tend to have way more interesting scandals than men. Dudes usually get in trouble because they were horny or they were angry. We get in trouble because we start a fake blood company or pay $500k to get our kid on a rowing team.
That sound you hear this morning is hard drives being tossed into swimming pools in Beverly Hills.
I just thought this old dude was having a heart attack but he was just reaching for something in his pocket.
I want @Sethrogen to make me a sandwich so I can tell him he makes good sandwiches.
As one door closes, so do all the others.
do you understand how weird it is for women to dress differently just bc they’re around men in the family ?? some of your parents told you to put on a different shirt or longer shorts bc your uncles gonna be near you and that’s creepy as fuck
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White nationalists and Twitter bots fueled the war against Al Franken -- and the Democrats fell for it rawstory.com/2018/02/white-…
Juror applications turned in. Now we wait. Bagels are being purchased, coffee is being sipped, but the tension in the air is murderous. Now. We. Wait.
I am now experiencing my favorite Agatha Christie mystery — Who Ripped The Silent-But-Pungent Doritos & Soy Sauce Fart In The Jury Assembly Room?
Upper stage restart nominal, apogee raised to 7000 km. Will spend 5 hours getting zapped in Van Allen belts & then attempt final burn for Mars.
The DOW is plummeting, the government is about to shut down... a president: cn we has a parade for Me
I'd say, "Hey MLK I gotta chop some wood but my Dodge Ram may not be able to handle all the wood I chop" and MLK would be like, "Let me meet you down there by the wood chopping area with my matching Dodge Ram." We'd haul the wood then go fight for civil rights later that day.
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Continues to blow my mind that opioids killed 64,000 people last year and the federal government has basically done nothing about it. (Well, they did try to cut Medicaid...)
Dow Jones lost 1174 points today, but don’t worry. Mr. Jones was just the coffee boy. #stockmarket
Wonder whether the bloated - treasonous -sex assaulting - serial liar fake president will take credit for the stock crash ?
Rodolfo Amorim @RODOLFOAMORIM1
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Clark Art Institute @the_clark
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Sarah Cornett @_Saco7_
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marisa @marisaanaya871
279 Followers 938 Following Vive los dias como si fuera el ultimo de tu vida xk nunca sabes cuando te toca tu despedida de esta vida loca.
CharmineSmets @CharmineSmets
113 Followers 440 Following Love is when we plan days that bring us pleasure and building memories two can treasure.
ErminiaFavretti @ErminiaFavretti
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Skulljeep @Skulljeep
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Meta @Meta
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Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren
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Comment Etiquette @commentiquette
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
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814K Followers 466 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
Neil Wright @lonely_t_rex
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Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
938K Followers 780 Following The Countdown with Keith Olbermann podcast drops every Monday and Thursday AM - plus bulletins.
RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax
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Secular Talk (KyleKul... @KyleKulinski
505K Followers 1K Following 🎙Host of The Kyle Kulinski Show & co-host of Krystal Kyle & Friends | Over a billion YouTube views🎙🖤💚
Raw Story @RawStory
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Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77
112K Followers 1K Following TCM host, CBS Sunday Morning contributor. Read a TelePrompTer better than anyone you know. Unless you know David Muir.
Indiana State Univers... @indianastate
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Server_Life @TipOrGoHome
35K Followers 127 Following You work in the industry and feel as if nobody understands you? Well, we do!!!!! IG:@Server_Life | FB: Server_Life
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
7.9M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Department of State @StateDept
6.6M Followers 430 Following Leading U.S. foreign policy and American diplomacy since 1789. For all Department accounts: https://t.co/VpbtF1M8HK
Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain
53K Followers 18 Following I can’t get another job. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. Official character on Archer on FXX.
United Nations @UN
16.5M Followers 1K Following Official account of the United Nations. For peace, dignity & equality on a healthy planet.
NATO @NATO
2.0M Followers 1K Following Working for peace, security & freedom for one billion people. Official Twitter account of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization #NATO
Robin Wright @RealRobinWright
125K Followers 53 Following Mother, Actor, Director, Traveler, Activist Join @PLFDreams and me to make a difference #DreamBigger
Sterling Archer @codenameduchess
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Francis J. Underwood @RepUnderwoodSC
50K Followers 364 Following After 22 years in Congress, I can smell which way the wind is blowing.
Terry Jones @PythonJones
212K Followers 60 Following Resurrecting Terry to tell you some exciting news happening in Colwyn Bay, Wales!
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.3M Followers 225 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
John Cusack @johncusack
1.8M Followers 925 Following Apocalyptic shit disturber and elephant trainer. Solidarity among the living . Find me @johncusack.bsky.social founding board member @freedomofpress
Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey
3.7M Followers 20 Following Representation: @EvanLowenstein Contact: [email protected]
Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson
8.0M Followers 197 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.5M Followers 622 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.
Quite Interesting @qikipedia
1.2M Followers 930 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.5M Followers 664 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX
397K Followers 515 Following Official account for #BobsBurgers. Watch anytime on @hulu.
Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper
9.1M Followers 336 Following Season 3 of ALL THERE IS my podcast about grief and loss is out now wherever you get your podcasts
Al Franken @alfranken
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