Alex Furlong @RoombaWithAView
This is my bio. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Somewhere, USA Joined February 2013-
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"NOBODY NEEDS A 30-ROUND MAGAZINE!"
"NOBODY NEEDS A 30-ROUND MAGAZINE!"
My favorite thing Trump has done as president is the “occupation” of Washington DC. Because it proves that we do not HAVE to live like this. Anarcho-tyranny is a policy choice. I hope more American cities get to experience the same law & order soon.
Mind your own business and you might get stabbed to death. Defend yourself and you might face 15 years in prison for manslaughter. “Why are conservatives so scared of American cities?!”
This is hilarious! A @GavinNewsom lookalike performs a skit based on Gavin and his mannerisms.
I don't normally enjoy reboots, but this has potential.
I don't normally enjoy reboots, but this has potential.
@VerminusM Finding out isn't nearly as much fun as fucking around.
When I was covering the Lia Thomas story, I had to do an interview on *how swim meets work* on background because the guy was terrified my name would end up in his story *explaining timing rules*. He said "If it was just me, I might risk it, but my kids are in swim clubs and I…
They grow up so fast.
I want a revenge movie 🤣
It do be like this sometimes.
It do be like this sometimes.
Chicago elected an anti-capitalist activist as Mayor. The result has been the disaster many critics predicted. He managed to set records for the lowest approval in the city’s history. & his main response has been to accuse critics of racism. NYC voters should learn from this.
Chicago elected an anti-capitalist activist as Mayor. The result has been the disaster many critics predicted. He managed to set records for the lowest approval in the city’s history. & his main response has been to accuse critics of racism. NYC voters should learn from this. https://t.co/xVCUANGzLT
Let's take a trip back to 2021 and the article that radicalized me from an innocent baby terf to the fire-breathing b!tch you see today. msmagazine.com/2021/06/06/fin… @MsMagazine published this piece by 'trans woman' Patricia Trimble, inmate & 'feminist', lamenting the cruel system…
@AlanLevinovitz 😂 buddy, can you please point me in the direction of the random streets where people just leave brand new fresh out of the box 9mm rounds to pick up for free?
ICE and the Virginia State Police are arresting illegal immigrants like you see in the story below. In July, Virginia Lt. Gov. Winsome Earle-Sears told me she would continue state police partnership with ICE. Today, it was reported Abigail Spanberger would not.
ICE and the Virginia State Police are arresting illegal immigrants like you see in the story below. In July, Virginia Lt. Gov. Winsome Earle-Sears told me she would continue state police partnership with ICE. Today, it was reported Abigail Spanberger would not.
@nicksortor @MayorFrey If you villainize the trans community for a half dozen mass killings you're bad. If you villainize islamists for killing 4000 people on 9/11, youre bad. But.....every time a psycho with a gun kills school kids, im somehow to blame because im a law abiding gun owner?
C'mon @DrewHolden360, you can't expect media posters to work in crime ridden parts of Washington DC. It's not safe.
C'mon @DrewHolden360, you can't expect media posters to work in crime ridden parts of Washington DC. It's not safe.
I disagree. This is a very familiar level of crazy.
This man just said this is the first step in putting black people in detainment camps... Here’s the bigger cycle I see: 1. Black people are very sensitive to racial issues. 2. Democrats exploit that sensitivity to gain support. 3. The message is almost always about racism,…
"I told you what Obama was doing was a slippery slope." "But Trump is much worse." "Yeah, that's how slopes work."

GayPatriot @GayPatriot
87K Followers 38K Following America's lovable gay conservative. Grok says I’m a cross between Ronald Reagan and Mark Twain. So basically a national treasure.
The Gormogons @Gormogons
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Dana Loesch @DLoesch
1.3M Followers 4K Following Ruler of the afternoon airwaves, 12-3pm ET weekdays. @DanaLoeschRadio Author, Second Amendment advocate, semi-retired goth, casual gamer, rowdy. Proverbs 31:30.
Search4Trth @Search4Trth
2K Followers 6K Following Follow me and I will follow you. Trying to reach 2,000 followers. I love God, my family, and my country. God bless you all.
Charlotte Blake @jerwin_emelyn
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Maybe Collapsitarian @notfreerifleman
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Sarah Daniel @SacksDaniels
1K Followers 3K Following Just Out For a Bit Of Fun. 🚺 God is greater than the highs and the lows.
Lori Z Peterson @Zoc57
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Dan Massey @danmassey_x
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48 Followers 334 Following The world needed her exactly as she was."
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Hana Smith @Nineja008
172 Followers 3K Following Life is a beautiful journey, and I’m grateful for every moment.
Tweetoleon @Tweetoleon
317 Followers 461 Following Historian. Teacher. Cineaste. Cocktail Enthusiast. Matrimonial Survivor with Oak Leaf Cluster. Republics get the governance that they deserve, and no better.
ごみかわきみこ @Swipaur194
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Anita Miller @miller_ani94323
40 Followers 1K Following my Zangi number is in cover picture. you can text me there too. Trump for life 🇺🇲🇺🇲
Rhode @Rhode_manndy
383 Followers 661 Following honesty matters in the journey of life…Moving forward is most important thing in life 🌹🌹🦾
Mooman @Moooman123
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RK Hannah - Veteran, ... @rkylehannah
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helen202 @helen20265967
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1K Followers 2K Following Shakespeare's logophile, Lewis' solitude, Tolkien's imagination, Shapiro's balance, follower of the Lord Jesus Christ. Pronouns: Jesus Christ is King. Use it!
Trutown @Trutown
410 Followers 1K Following ✝️ Baptist. 🇺🇸 American. Lay historian. Gundam and Doctor Who fan. Jones Act Hater. American Civil War enthusiast.
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Reves world @_theirineth
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Bugs✝️✝️ @nuhajabbi73
733 Followers 8K Following Only God knows why he make our souls to meet as friends, as no one knows what the future holds or tomorrow may bring. ✝️✝️✝️💜
𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞�... @RogueLou18
33K Followers 21K Following Snarky vet. Wrecking ball. I do things in my state for people. Featured in (now bankrupt) Media Matters for the alt right reasons. Lobbyist kryptonite.
Laura W - Wicked Witc... @BumpstockBarbie
21K Followers 11K Following Christian. Goth TradWife. Mom. Conservative Rage Curator @TwitchyTeam. Host of ‘Front Porch Forensics’ (@FP_Forensics) & Director of Marketing with @KLRNRadio.
Osu1985 @Osu1984B
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Amelia @KiehnUna83989
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Timoteo 🇬🇧🇪�... @t_casson
480 Followers 2K Following Going to Hell in a Gilded Palanquin Tweets in English, Castellano, Français. Interests: The goings on in Spain, US, UK, Sport, Art, Culture, #COYS
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MyPetJawa @mypetjawa
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Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
4.4M Followers 1K Following News you can’t see anywhere else. 📧 [email protected]. DM submissions. Bookings: [email protected]. ⬇️Subscribe to our newsletter
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
515K Followers 2K Following Versus Media Podcast on @substackinc. Commentary archive @TheSpectator @nro @FoxNews @nypost
ZUBY: @ZubyMusic
1.3M Followers 4K Following Rapper. Author. Speaker. Coach. Husband. Father. Host of 'Real Talk with Zuby' podcast - https://t.co/5Tm6LESuxE. Books & Merch - https://t.co/tIGb73GO1t
Noam Blum @neontaster
208K Followers 1K Following The neontaster || Cohost of @ambXover || also see @neon2ster || עם ישראל חי
Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo
1.7M Followers 4K Following NYT bestselling journalist. Senior editor @TPostMillennial. Subscribe to my X; support my journalism and send news tips at: https://t.co/qNoFCtvckk
The Redheaded liberta... @TRHLofficial
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Christina Pushaw 🐊... @ChristinaPushaw
363K Followers 11K Following Team @GovRonDeSantis • Grateful to live in the Free State of Florida! ✝️🇺🇸 (Note: DMs not monitored or used)
Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
2.3M Followers 996 Following Journalist ; Author; Host, @SystemUpdate_; Columnist, @Folha; Founder: @TheInterceptBr; Co-Founder: @FreedomofPress, @idm_org; @abrigo_hope; Vegan.
Steven Crowder @scrowder
2.4M Followers 8K Following Host of "Louder with Crowder" the #1 Conservative Daily Show & Home of the Most Watched Election Livestream in the World (Daily Show Mon-Fri, 11 am ET)
Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug
345K Followers 8K Following My Interests: Finance, Whiskey, Politics, Books, Food, Meeting Strangers #altcenter Disinformation and misinformation researcher
ThePersistence @ScottPresler
2.3M Followers 71K Following I helped defeat Hillary, Kamala, & organized the Baltimore cleanup. We delivered Pennsylvania for President Trump. Check out ➡️ @EarlyVoteAction MAGA 🤝 MAHA
The Right To Bear Mem... @grandoldmemes
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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter
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Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando
219K Followers 4K Following Creator of @RandoLand_us. “The internet’s favorite clown” -Grok. Subscribe for $1.
Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark
156K Followers 4K Following Wife to @sethamandel | Co-author of bestselling book Stolen Youth | ✍️ 🎙️ @TheMomWars | Homeschooling mom to 👩🏻🦰🧑🏻🦰🧑🏻 👩🏻🦰🧑🏻🦰👶
Pradheep J. Shanker, ... @neoavatara
76K Followers 4K Following Pradheep Shanker, MD. Radiologist, AI innovator Contributor, National Review
Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler
1.1M Followers 954 Following Host of The Liz Wheeler Show. Author of “Hide Your Children: Exposing the Marxists Behind the Attack on America’s Kids”
Nick Minock @NickMinock
10K Followers 3K Following Reporter for WJLA @7newsdc in Washington, D.C. I report/break news in Virginia. Fmr. TV news reporter in Minnesota, South Carolina & my home state of Michigan.
RK Hannah - Veteran, ... @rkylehannah
1K Followers 2K Following With a face for radio and a voice for silent movies, writing was my only recourse. Husband, Father, Veteran, Jumpmaster, Award-Winning Author, & Editor.
RandoLand.us @RandoLand_us
65K Followers 4 Following Mucking through .gov so you don’t have to. Not responsible for increased blood pressure. Donate at https://t.co/RhpJmeO8SN
Rhode @Rhode_manndy
383 Followers 661 Following honesty matters in the journey of life…Moving forward is most important thing in life 🌹🌹🦾
I Post Forbidden Vide... @WorldDarkWeb2
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𝐋𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞�... @RogueLou18
33K Followers 21K Following Snarky vet. Wrecking ball. I do things in my state for people. Featured in (now bankrupt) Media Matters for the alt right reasons. Lobbyist kryptonite.
JD Vance @JDVance
4.5M Followers 1K Following Christian, husband, dad. Vice President of the United States.
Ryan Cleckner @RyanCleckner
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David Rozado @DavidRozado
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Andrew Young - TANSTA... @NucMM1retired
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Laura W - Wicked Witc... @BumpstockBarbie
21K Followers 11K Following Christian. Goth TradWife. Mom. Conservative Rage Curator @TwitchyTeam. Host of ‘Front Porch Forensics’ (@FP_Forensics) & Director of Marketing with @KLRNRadio.
Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy
135K Followers 2K Following Author, "Domestic Extremist." Coming soon: two new books (Passage Press). Mother of 5. Californian. Catholic. Husbosexual. Wife supremacist. "Trad Queen."
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Community Notes & Vio... @CNviolations
1.2M Followers 34 Following I'm the guy you go to for brutal community notes and violations. | DM submissions
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181K Followers 482 Following Unincorporated Think Tank ~~ Focus: Govt Efficiency, Civil Rights, Victim Advocacy ~ ~ Subscriptions now open. Wallets at https://t.co/93jny1km4W
Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis
32K Followers 13K Following Nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Twitchy’s Grim Reaper | Deep Thought's answer to "the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything." | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs
261K Followers 13K Following Inbox open for Submissions, posting all types of Ls
Leftism @LeftismForU
202K Followers 422 Following Exposing Leftism | Exposing Leftists | Exposing Fake Republicans | Some Commentary & Opinions | Sometimes I Post Memes & Satire
Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 @julie_kelly2
883K Followers 2K Following Declassified with Julie Kelly https://t.co/n1QSmxxLPz
Sarah Kate Ellis @sarahkateellis
13K Followers 686 Following President & CEO of @GLAAD. Working to build a better future for the queer youth of tomorrow. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler
95K Followers 623 Following Just a nonlib girl in a crazylib world 💃🏻 47/63 US National Parks 🇺🇸
Puck’s Mom @CPClose1996
2K Followers 3K Following Hunts, shoots and leaves. Fox, Sig Sauer and California. Prayer and Wordle-maniac. Love my husband, dog, horse, God and my country.
Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew
152K Followers 2K Following 22 years as fed. prosecutor; Rep'd 91 Jan 6 clients. Comments not legal advice.
End Wokeness @EndWokeness
3.9M Followers 1K Following Fighting, exposing, and mocking wokeness. DM for submissions
Betty Ann 🇺🇸 @bawlaw99
5K Followers 5K Following Thomas Paine,"...Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one." I believe DC has grown to a "worst state"
HRT Tactical Gear @HrtTacticalGear
3K Followers 11 Following HRT is committed to delivering high quality, mission adaptable tactical and lifestyle gear that won’t let you down when you need it the most.
Pretty Dark Humor @prettydarkhumor
5K Followers 379 Following The craziest memes on the internet are here, especially in my highlight tab.
Chaya Raichik @ChayaRaichik10
654K Followers 848 Following Creator of @libsoftiktok. “Social media menace” - MSNBC. 📧 [email protected]. “fucking monster” - NSA
Worth it or Woke? (re... @worthitorwoke
5K Followers 433 Following The Oscars suck. The critics are a joke. We'll let you know if it's Worth it or Woke.
Reddit Lies @reddit_lies
520K Followers 1K Following Misinformation is the bread and butter of the “free thinking high IQ” denizens of Reddit. Ephesians 5:11. DMs open for submissions.
(((Aaron Walker))) @AaronWorthing
11K Followers 3K Following Attorney. Blogs at Twitchy. Same handle over at Parler, Gab, GETTR & TikTok (but I barely use them). I’m also @AaronWalkerLaw formerly “Aaron Worthing”
BT @back_ttys
9K Followers 2K Following Conservative Kentuckian. Christian. Has a limited set of vocabulary words.
CTRLPew @CtrlPew2
40K Followers 840 Following Learn to print Visit the https://t.co/5YKquY1XSw.. The warning is twitter telling you all you did a good job sharing it.
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47K Followers 11K Following You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. Mae West.
Journalists Posting T... @JournosPostLs
164K Followers 80 Following Journalists posting their own Ls. Dm submissions open.
Random Ohio Guy @randomohioguy
126 Followers 457 Following I don't block people. I have a backbone. This is the internet... it's not personal.