woah @SAPenguinKnight
it's me i'm the worst twitterer Joined October 2011-
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i saw demolition man today and the phrase "thank you and be well" was said a lot. that's the exact same shit i have to say at walgreens
i can't wait for #Nest to be shutdown in a few months because no one's signed up for google+
I cannot believe how may times they've tried to make #furby a Thing
why do skeletons love dancing so danged much #notracist
now that i have netflix back, I can go back to adding things to my instant queue and never watch them :V
at this point walt's M60 is probably for a room full of orphan baby veterans with cancer. holy hell #BreakingBad
Want to look like an urbexer but worried about trespassing? just take photos of the inside of your local k-mart instead #tips
you'll never know how mad i am that The Asylum's #PassificRim movie isn't "Midwestern Rim" and about a great lake
in the future i want all documentaries to be scientists talking over scenes of jackass.
my surround sound system: the apartment above me and the two right next to me
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I wear white after Labor Day. Sadly, The Fashion Police are still operating on #PurgeNight .
I'M SO HARDCORE ON #PURGENIGHT I TEAR THE TAGS OFF OF MATRESSES
If there's one thing I've learned form #DoesSomeoneHaveToGo is that we need Battle Royales for job interviews.And nobody'd bat an eye at it!
day 6 after #mnmarriage, god can be heard laughing as he finger-kicks people like paper footballs into hell. #GOPProbablyBelievesThis
it's been day 5 after gay marriage has been legal in #minnesota, food is scarce and lava's coming up from cracks
I'm so alpha! *spends all my time on a tiny corner of #reddit to brag about how alpha I am*
William Coburn @Everyburnouteva
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go fuck yourself and ... @fuckinalpamare
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Tron: Uprising Fans @TronUprisingFan
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developer books @developer_books
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Youtube Thumbnails @YtThumbnails
212K Followers 3 Following Just a collection of the most amazing and stupid thumbnails on YouTube. Ran by @jab50yen. Submissions on hold atm. YtThumbnails on 🟦☁️.
Bootleg Stuff @Bootleg_Stuff
220K Followers 3 Following I post only the best of the worst bootlegs and knock offs the Internet has to offer. Tweet me your submissions. Run by @RedBardIsCool
Kata 🍔 @coughdrops
28K Followers 382 Following 📝 Comic Artist 🛒: https://t.co/phOl5IQgSE✉️:[email protected]
TNG Season 8 @TNG_S8
63K Followers 41 Following Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. -- Captain's log: @mikemcmahanTM
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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt
119K Followers 413 Following Real quotes from fanfictions and reviews. Not affiliated with FFN. Content may be NSFW. (Admin comments in brackets)
Debra Jones-O’Brien @PeanutFreeMom
8K Followers 73 Following Followers must wear face covering while tweeting me.
Clone High Quotes @tearsofaclone
726 Followers 32 Following Way, way back in the 1980s, secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Clone High quote tweets by @hallaren.
Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets
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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
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SimpsonsQOTD @SimpsQuotesOTD
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wint @dril
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RoboRosewater @RoboRosewater
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BadMiiversePosts @BadMiiversePost
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Af Am History Fail @afamhistfail
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Palin Ebooks @Palin_eBooks
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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
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Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts
143K Followers 2K Following Carrot is one of the most famous vegetable in the world.
Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist
250K Followers 329 Following
Walgreens Gone Wrong @WAGgonewrong
2K Followers 2K Following Our mission is to make the country’s largest drugstore a better, more trustworthy place to shop and receive health services. An initiative of Change to Win.
KC. Green @kcgreenn
64K Followers 249 Following cartoonist (he/him) THIS IS FINE (real) store: https://t.co/8r4iCGijsE patreon: https://t.co/1gWYQ2vcmz no DMs. email: [email protected]
Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000
300K Followers 1 Following Imagen Seinfeld was never canceled and still NBC comedy program today?
Clumsy & Company @clumsyandco
21 Followers 23 Following Spin-off of classic series Crazy Eights...and a classic in its own right! Celebrating 5 seasons !?
Max 'Millbee' Boardma... @Millbee
39K Followers 689 Following Lover of games and fitness. 🍉 Welsh Variety streamer on Twitch. Live Almost Everyday, Starting Whenever. Buisness Email: [email protected]
Vinesauce @Vinesauce
125K Followers 34 Following Video game and entertainment stream! Follow us for stream alerts/news! RSS Feed for this Twitter: https://t.co/gPWoXrWAPj
go fuck yourself and ... @fuckinalpamare
1K Followers 1K Following Literary non-hottie | they/them | 'insane... The mind untethered from decency and manners'-@theshaneblep
Adam Montoya @SeaNanners
664K Followers 114 Following
/mlp/.txt @mlp_txt
5K Followers 70 Following Quotes taken from /mlp/ on 4chan. Tweets of people wanting to cum on cartoon animals. No more tweets here folks.
ln_title_bot @ln_title_bot
344 Followers 0 Following ライトノベルの珍タイトルをつぶやいてます。 | Tweeting absurd LN titles.
The Cancel Bear @TheCancelBear
26K Followers 1 Following During the TV season, the award winning Cancel Bear makes weekly predictions of broadcast scripted show renewals & cancellations, and devours canceled TV shows!
Generikb @generikb
133K Followers 41 Following Professional Hermit. Gaming so bad, it's great. Inventor of !!!™ - Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Sterling Archer @codenameduchess
109K Followers 17 Following Once again, the world's greatest spy. Official character on Archer on FXX.
Algernop Krieger @KriegerSignals
45K Followers 7 Following Did an entire breed of Chilean llamas go extinct two months ago? I'll never tell. Official character on Archer on FXX.
Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain
53K Followers 18 Following I can’t get another job. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. Official character on Archer on FXX.
Tron: Uprising Fans @TronUprisingFan
919 Followers 967 Following Just a Tron fan trying to help spread the buzz of the new show Tron: Uprising. News, discussion & other general coolness for #TronUprising fans.
slowbeef @slowbeef
23K Followers 507 Following developer of Atama, previously verified twitter gamerdad he/him https://t.co/rp0hKquyVV https://t.co/26h41a1wxA etc prof bg by @mightydubz opinions my own
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